Apex

@portraitinflesh fucking size of this cunts head

Honestly one of the most excruciating things I've ever seen. The man needs help, he really does. It's all the more painful when you consider the comedy gold the Graham Linehan of the 1990s might have mined out of a politician who claimed to enlarge breasts through hypnosis. Urgh.

@bigbabolat @TMZ nonce

@TMZ 16 is age of consent in UK. Its not a child. That is also common in Africa and other tribal lands. Do you force your morality on those people as well or just white foreign nations?

Russell Brand says he slept with a 16-year-old when he was 30. 😬 tmz.me/OhxjuOu Credit: The Megyn Kelly Show

@SkyPed0 @Lewis_BGA @churnwell I don't get ya, but enjoy the rest of your day anyway boss

@ApexD3gen @Lewis_BGA @churnwell Masters degree with little to show for it ^

POV: when you pour your heart out on one of Thomas Skinner's walks and he tells you to keep grafting and have another pint.

@SkyPed0 @Lewis_BGA @churnwell aha what a mad non sequiter response

@ApexD3gen @Lewis_BGA @churnwell No chance you’ve built a business, raised a family or that you’re over 25. You have the opinions I imagine battery farm chickens would have if they could speak.

@YesterdaysBrit1 is this a parody account? followed.

Nothing is the same anymore. Take comedy, that's about as funny today as dysentery. We had the likes of Manning and Monkhouse back then, and they could make us laugh. Football. Today's managers are dull, lifeless and void of personality. The Brian Cloughs and Ron Atkinsons of this world entertained us, as did the players. Music is crap. Utter dross churned out by overweight, tattooed slobs. Shopping. There used to be lovely High Streets with some cracking shops. All gone now. People. Poorly dressed with no pride in their appearance. Lack of conversation. Just the occasional grunt as they stare into their phones. Good manners have gone. Rubbish is everywhere. Respect for our elders. And on it goes...

@oasisworld_ @NoelGallagher such a vacuous cunt man

NOEL GALLAGHER SLAMS GLASTONBURY AS 'WOKE' AND 'VIRTUE SIGNALING': “It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music – little fucking idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. Fuck the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look – play your fucking tunes and get off.”

@owenjonesjourno @Glinner I admit, this era of grahams comedy goes over my head a bit.

@Glinner Your descent into the moral abyss knows no bounds. You are a case study in moral collapse. x.com/owenjonesjourn…

Owen Jones, Wikipedia's expert on Israel, spread this lie.

@BruceHBond @churnwell hope he reads this bro

@Lewis_BGA @churnwell this isnt really true for everyone though, and saying it here is just you wanking off in the mirror tbh

@churnwell Thats the EXACT advise someone in a depression pit needs though. You can either sit around being a miserable fucker getting nothing done and making it worse or get out there and actually try. Hard Work is an absolutey phenomenal cure for depression.

@Mr_renewed oof

Welp

$Secret

Bros how is this not 10m yet. Omg. FJn2gT5PwmaBFjAyByNCDAL443MB1wgbnafWFZxQpump $Secret

They want $Flash to be their cutest new main attraction as $Moodeng once was pACMKYiCAygMH4UXfQbs86g2Yv5FidV8QytvVEhpump

@cursednumber7 @owenjonesjourno this is fucking desperate man

Giles Coren celebrated when journalist Dawn Foster died aged 34. In a rational world, that would have ended his career. He's now responded to someone suggesting they're in the Rotherham paedophile grooming gang. Why? Because his name is Hamid.

@Saint_pablo123 people with more capital buy more and buy early, and dump on everyone else. that's the whole game.

@Saint_pablo123 CT, for the most part, is retail lol. Normies aren't interested in this stuff. We are the market.

CT is so funny “We need to onboard retail and get everyone memecoins instead of day trading” Sure bro let’s get a bunch of 18yr olds to jump on axiom with couple hundred bucks so YOU CAN BUY 25% of a coin AT FUCKING 5k YESSS GREAT IDEA, NOW YOU CAN FARM MORE 50K TOPPERS FOR 100 SOL the main people screaming onboard retail are the typa guys to sell on u for 2 sol We need to onboard = give me more EL please

@FoxOfElmSt @ArchRose90 @IainDale hi, black person here. its true, we all recieve a weekly newsletter from chris updating us on our opinions, experiences and feelings. its not a perfect system but it's the one we have.

@ArchRose90 @IainDale Have you asked other black people or are you now the sole representative of all black people?

As a black person in the UK, I’ve never experienced the level of racism or intimidation which Jews are facing now. Liberals wouldn’t dare to delve into conspiracy theories about an attack on black people. But with Jews they do. I am ashamed & sick of it. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OToRH…

@SonnyLoki @JustinWhang hang on i swear this line sounds familiar

@JustinWhang The people who hate popular shows and TV are some of the biggest losers ever lol. "Oh everyone likes this? It's not that great." Cool man. Cool.

Too many people complaining that he’s offensive, not enough people complaining that he’s unfunny coworker comedy

@Baddiel you're a racist, oppurtunistic prick baddiel.

Wondering if the hearts of those frustrated by small acts of petty symbolism, by the feeling that smashed windows and graffiti on bakeries are simply not enough, are cheered by the upgrade to burning ambulances this morning.

@sleafordmods @owenjonesjourno lots and lots of people arent aware though, and it will be worse for those of us who arent loaded popstars, so I think its fair enough for Jones to comment on the situation tbh. trying to talk like youre a brickie but you're a self appointed political commentator yourself.

@owenjonesjourno People aren’t unaware. They’re absolutely saturated in awareness, to the point that the only rational thing to do, is simply live. It’s everywhere, this encroachment of dread. You don’t have to stamp on our backs to fucking remind us.

Millions of people are carrying on their everyday lives, totally unaware of what's about to hit them. If Trump blows up Iran's power stations, Iran will destroy energy infrastructure across the Gulf. This would be one of the major "before-and-after" events of human history.