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Inquisitor Arkimund

@Arkimund

40K Fanatic / Lore Respecter / Meme Lover / Twice Impaled. No-Minors, Classic Internet Mode

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Inquisitor Arkimund@Arkimund·
Happy St Georges Day 2 everyone
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Short king supremacy
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Inquisitor Arkimund@Arkimund·
@PilpsYT Looking at maid and how far it progressed in canada, its all just genocide in the long term sadly
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Pilps@PilpsYT·
Thousands of premature babies are born daily. Most of them survive and grow to become great people just like you and me. You’re meaning to tell me that I now live in a country in which in one hospital room, there’s parents stressing over their children recovering with help from miracle makers. And in the next, ones aren’t even given the chance and are being chosen to be killed? When at this age in the womb, they know what warmth is, they recognise their parents voices, they laugh, burp, cry. When they feel pain. I’m sorry, but whoever voted in favour of this, I seriously wish nothing but awful things for you for the rest of your miserable, cold, cruel, horrific fucking lives.
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This is what a 34 week old baby looks like outside the womb. The UK just voted in favor of killing an unborn child at this age. For no reason, just because someone wants to. They call it “reproductive rights” because they refuse to call it what it is: murder.

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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Cartoon Base@TheCartoonBase·
‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4 characters in the comics vs series versions.
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Inquisitor Arkimund@Arkimund·
@bunburyoudoujp Got a bit upset over the winter and got an LCL injury on the weekend (stepped off a curb), gave me a bit of a wake up tbh. Really need to rise and grind when it heals
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MoshiMoshiMoan@MoshiMoshiMoan·
Day 7 of my wife having taken over the television and living in front of it. I've started to learn to cook for myself. My diet is nothing but hotdogs and cereal. How many houses do pokemon need? I crave real food.
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🚨 Sneako says he will “end my time with Islam on a high note” after Ramadan and “try Christianity” next.
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Inquisitor Arkimund
Inquisitor Arkimund@Arkimund·
I am a big fan of razorfist who has said he has a lot of friends in and from Iran, Im passive on the whole thing as a "tying up loose ends", since they have been at war with the US on paper for 50 years, but if in the event it does become another gay sand war then it is just more pattern recognition and team america 2.0
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The moment Trump lands US troops on Iran he will be remembered by future generations for that, and only that.
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Inquisitor Arkimund@Arkimund·
@uncledoomer If I ever get into the field properly, telling a person "I want you to be able to never need to see me again" is what its all about, worlds getting shitter and it has to start somewhere
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doomer@uncledoomer·
are these instagram chicks finally starting to realize their "therapists" are just scamming them?
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orph@orphcorp·
What terrifies me is if AI were to cure cancer and save 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash from hardworking scientists who wanted to cure cancer themselves?
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Demoniaco@DemoniacoASX·
> be me > be aussie > wednesday night pornhub > sorry you need ID > okay.gif > submit credit card details to verify age > failed > next day attempt to buy banh mi > card blocked > spend 45 mins on phone unblocking phone > "sir what is age verification ID mechant?" > bank now knows I needed a wank > viet bakery heard the whole conversation Thanks @AlboMP
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