Burt Convy

@ThatEricAlper My Mother the Car

Which cancelled TV show do you wish would come back?

Stay Gold, Ponyboy

@nicksortor As long as you never cross President Trump and only say nice things about him. Then the job is yours.

I have been offered a full-time role as a White House Correspondent for a well-known news network. Financial sacrifices would have to be made to sign on the dotted line, but I genuinely believe I can help push our country forward in the role. Should I do it?

@RpsAgainstTrump Before leaving China President Trump tossed his used to Depends from his trip on the crowd below on the tarmac.

Trump got the U.S. nothing from his visit to China, other than China promising to buy some Boeing planes, fewer than expected. Trump FAILED to convince China to pressure Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, Xi and China were showered with endless praise and groveling from the president of the United States for the whole world to watch. China keeps getting stronger, more emboldened when it comes to Taiwan, and more powerful globally while Trump picks fights with longtime U.S. allies. Back at the White House, Trump had nothing concrete to point to as a success: “All I can say is that was a great success… A lot of things have happened and you’ll be hearing about them, but that was a tremendous success. I think it really was a historic moment.” An absolute embarrassment for the United States.

@realKyleKeegan @NotHoodlum Starting January 1st 2027 CBS will be renamed:

@NotHoodlum It’s as if Eric is running the network now.

CBS paid Bari Weiss $150M to make a mess. They failed to get a visa for Tony Dokoupil, forcing him to broadcast Trump’s China trip from Taiwan. Then the hotel barred CBS from broadcasting. They are averaging around 3.7M viewers compared to ABC News’ 9M. msn.com/en-us/news/ins…

@Polymarket Soon….

BREAKING: First case of Hantavirus confirmed in the United States since the outbreak.

My God! This might be the gayest celebration in the history of sports!

Honest Donald Trump Explains His Fund for Criminals? youtu.be/l6Q1tIfXuuY?si… via @YouTube

@Mollyploofkins I thought the diaper room was sealed off.

They're attracted to shit from Trump's diaper.

@TheFungi669 Yes. However, I can only see this image in my toilet.

I accidentally dropped my iPhone in the toilet. I don’t know if it’s still working. Can y’all see this post?

@EastEndJoe Walking on Sunshine ☀️

Tears In Heaven.

JUST IN: Bee invasion near the White House.

@JoJoFromJerz So the cure to the hantavirus is penile implants? What if you are female?

Oh we’re so fucked.

@theliamnissan He his decomposing.

Holy shit he's deteriorating before our very eyes

My President Went to China, and All I Got Was Even More Expensive Gasoline youtu.be/yCz0ZgRftko?si… via @YouTube

Quality control 🤣🤣 #ai #funny #shorts #viral #comedy #trending youtube.com/shorts/Ly_rNL8… via @YouTube

@briantylercohen Trump was not bowing, he was filling his Depends.

@mattgaetz What a shame you weren’t named Attorney General.

A great team! 🇺🇸

The Trump Mobile Phone (parody) youtu.be/tEFuv8hyNzw?si… via @YouTube

@PeteHegseth I’ll drink to that!!!

It will be my honor. Historic deployment. Incredible Americans.