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@Brick_Suit @stevenvoiceover 😂😂😂

@stevenvoiceover Just noticed the Wilhelm Scream... Very very nice audio Easter egg.

BREAKING : Previously Unseen January 6th Footage

@pablo_algoboss Epic

@mundo2point0 🍆

@solo_dio_ @DFA_Analyst @linzcom @IndusTrainCons @Patricksalmon20 @parrapower2022 @LocantroTony 😂

@AlessioUrban 😂

Amazing 👏

@LofayPeter @zalisteggall @AlboMP @Bowenchris @Matt_KeanMP 😂😂😂 Crazy to think the Greens think we can power everything off Pixie Farts

Good morning Australia 6-50 am AEDST 7 March 2023 71.63% of your current electricity needs ( 23.59 GW) are courtesy of coal /gas @zalisteggall NSW is currently generating 78.86% of its electricity from coal /gas whilst importing 1449 MW @AlboMP @Bowenchris @Matt_KeanMP #auspol

@fesshole @classicjanssen

First ever Tinder hook up yesterday afternoon. Married woman, her husband drove her to mine and waited in the car. I was looking downstairs at him in his car as she sucked my cock. Had to look away to get a proper boner. Weird as fuck.

Millennials now need to save at least $250m by retirement to afford DoorDash 2x per week.

@ozspark1 @Mon4Kooyong Biggest scam of our lives

@Mon4Kooyong No such thing as climate change 🤡

Today I urged the Albanese Government to properly regulate the methane emissions produced by the fossil fuel sector. Urgent action is required if we are going to prevent the worst impacts of anthropogenic climate change.

@Dimitrios_1963 Rhy?

Firstly am not looking for sympathy, I’m just keeping things real and honest….. Today my portfolio took a MAJOR hit. Mr market can be so cruel and without mercy.

@solo_dio_ 😂😂😂

@PlasticYaYa 😂😂😂

"Want to do Gaylords tonight for curry?"

@GuyDealership 😂😂😂😂😂

UPDATE: Price reduced but still $8,000 more than a brand new Tesla 🤷‍♂️ Who is making these decisions?!

@unusual_whales 🤣🤣🤣

Cathie Wood says $ARKK is "the new Nasdaq." Do you agree?

@fesshole 😢

Early morning on a train. Homeless bloke starts coughing his guts up and a massive phlegm flies out of his gob and lands on the lapel of a well-dressed woman that's dozed off. I watched in horror as she woke up, clocked the phlegm, assumed it was hers and quickly sucked it up.

@janpab @Tesla @elonmusk Lol

Picked up a brand new @Tesla Model 3 at 1pm, got towed back to Tesla by 540pm. Car has 36 miles and already has issues 😩. Less than 3 hours. @elonmusk

@JohnLeePettim13 Love this

I was in the mining industry for 40 yrs, so it's second nature to me. Because of that, I think it's second nature to everyone else. I was wrong, it's not. So I'm going to put out a thread, mining A-Z. Getting tired of the armchair miners. Give me a few days. Thanks.

@rabbit_wealth Lol

Blue house in the Blue Mountains giving vendor the blues - sold for $30k loss on sticker price after 14 months. Vendor had high hopes of up to $929k but takes $850k offer.