Austin Spomer

She's here, and she's perfect, happy, and healthy. ❤️ I'm officially a daddy to two wonderfully beautiful little girls. My heart couldn't possibly be more full. ❤️❤️❤️ Born May 11, 2020 at 1:07pm

@RepAprilDelaney The only thing more terrifying than this idea is that somehow you were elected into your position when, clearly, common sense escapes you. No one with morals thinks this is a good idea.

I’m VOTING NO on the SAVE ACT because it will: ➡️ Require proof of citizenship at poll sites — like a passport or birth certificate — documents millions of Americans don’t carry with them ➡️ Charge Americans up to $130 to obtain paperwork ➡️ Target women whose names don’t match their birth certificates, seniors, military families & rural voters - disenfranchising millions! ➡️ Cost $19 billion nationwide ➡️ Make voting harder on purpose and intimidate those newly naturalized. That’s not election security - that is voter suppression and an erosion of our democracy.

🚨You are in a PROPAGANDA WAR. Still don't believe me? Give me less than 10 minutes 👇

@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham @DVNJr This has to be the situation where everyone thought everyone else was voting for him. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Bill Belichick, the 8-time Super Bowl-winning HC, is not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, per @SethWickersham and @DVNJr. Belichick fell short of the 40 out of 50 votes needed for induction to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@MicBlades21 @sexydexyupdates @Giants This has to be the answer

@sexydexyupdates @Giants Maybe they mean first five games of their career.

Jaxson Dart stays breaking records 🔥

@TruStage, nothing says "we truly care" like constantly receiving term life insurance policy offers on behalf of your father that's been deceased since May. Please stop.

One more question; I remember a video of yours about smart lights, and how you made it so they didn't auto shut off, if you manually adjusted the brightness. Would you mind sharing your code for that? I have tried for days and can't figure it out. Wonder if it's my switches.

@goldyonice @PierreVLeBrun Honestly, I will only accept Utah Yetis. If they don't go this route, I won't be a fan. It's the coolest option by far.

@PierreVLeBrun The Fans Want it. 🦶

Ryan Smith won't rush into a new team name. It will be Utah as opposed to Salt Lake City in the team name, that much has been decided. But as far as the nickname, SEG will take their time with it, even if it means starting next season without new nickname...

@spotifypodcasts help? Why did this episode not publish?

My girls (aged 5&3) called me for the first time, on their own, to let me know they wanted to watch Monday Night Football with me. I have God's favor! #LFG #MNF

To those that have given up coffee; has your life improved at all? What's it like being sad all the time?

*laying down on my back on the floor, stretching, probably unknowingly grunting* *My 3 year old leans over to my 4 year old* Paige; "Micah, daddy is hurting himself." Jess starts laughing, I start laughing... I've never felt so old in my life! 🤣

Dear Past Self, I know you're not ready for love or commitment right now, but this one is different. That beautiful woman in front of you, she's about to bring an overabundance of joy and happiness into your life in a way that you could never imagine. … instagr.am/p/Cr8qYxtL9TN/

Spring has sprung and so has the chaos in my house! My wife's already planning her gardening projects, my oldest is organizing a lemonade stand, the middle one is practicing her cartwheels, and the youngest doesn't love to sleep through the night. Looks … instagr.am/p/CrMnWOZvt6v/

Baby Boy is officially HERE! Mom and baby are both happy and healthy. Little man is so chill and so cuddly, and fun fact; he has strawberry blonde hair! I'm now a dad to 3 wonderfully beautiful children. I am so beyond grateful for our many blessings. … instagr.am/p/CpgFetVv4rU/

Can we start charger-shaming companies that don't include chargers with their products, only USB cables? Tag the violators.

Deek hopes my jobberknoll finds my nab-sack nice and cozy #HogwartsLegacy

Happy 33rd birthday to my stunning, hilarious, and always-with-a-child wife! That's right, always with a child... of genius ideas, gut-busting laughter, and boundless love. Today, we celebrate the woman who brought not only two mini-me's into this world … instagr.am/p/CokiyzCPweo/

@natebargatze Quick question; can you get them to fix the audio? We need less of the auditorium audio and more of your mic audio. The current audio on your special doesn't do your voice justice!

Update: Just a quick note to answer some questions regarding the special’s availability outside the US. Unfortunately the US & UK are the only places to stream it at the moment but it will be available worldwide Feb. 17 so please hang tight! Thank you for your patience 🙌🏼

@natebargatze Are you going to add Utah to your tour list? 🤞🤞 We haven't missed a show of yours and would love to see your new material!

Tickets on sale now!

@GooglePixel_US @Google Sent!

@AustinSpomer @Google Beyond awesome, Austin — we'd love if you could send us a DM so we can send you a little something! twitter.com/messages/compo…

I took this picture in the parking lot of a gas station with my Pixel 6 Pro, and then edited it in Google Photos, using my phone. How stupidly awesome is it that phones can do this now? Jess wants to hang this in our house, and I can't say I don't agree! 🤣