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@DNaissos @Vol888 You need to learn what words mean

@Vol888 This is not a bearish argument. It's a fact. You have seen any robotaxis working ?

$TSLA Apparently Tesla is mass-producing Cybercabs without steering wheels just to store them in a parking lot with no near-term plan to use them. Yep, that’s the new bearish argument. 🍿

@Rainmaker1973 dummy should have wore tan

In 2016, 18-year-old Andrej Ciesielski secretly climbed the Great Pyramid of Giza with a GoPro, filming the whole thing. Halfway up the 146-meter pyramid, police noticed him but he kept going, risking three years in jail. At the top, he enjoyed an amazing view before climbing down in 20 minutes. When he got caught, officials made him delete his footage, but he later recovered it at home. Though illegal, he said the incredible experience and video were worth it.

@ResiVeteran @GMC just get a Tesla

So I go into @GMC dealership today fully prepared to purchase this truck. Finance guy comes back and says “we’re sorry we can’t offer you the 1.9% rate unless we remove all of the discounts” Ummmmm…. That’s not what your website says, here look. Oh we know, it’s confusing I know. You can have the rebates but the interest rate will be 5.99% @GMC advertising false offers is not cool. Have a nice day…

@mikepat711 probably going to skip the call for the first time in years

The problem with this is that they’ve said other things before it that didn’t end up being true. At this point, none of what Tesla executives say holds any weight, or at least it shouldn’t to any rational person. I love them, but they just need to show us for it to matter at this point.

@Rainmaker1973 RIP

This is what it looks like when the winner feels sorry for the loser. Ukrainian chess player Vassily Ivanchuk and his reaction to losing at the World Blitz Chess Championship vs US player Daniel Naroditsky.

@RisachiTrader @SawyerMerritt how did he destroy tsla for spcx?

@SawyerMerritt Stock down 100 on this news ....The donkey sold 40 billion for Twitter and then destroyed Tsla for SpaceX.

Tesla's global fleet has just crossed 12 billion miles driven on FSD (Supervised) after hitting 11 billion last month on June 9th.

@BoBbyPleWniaK more fun this way

I made up my mind. I'll be closing all $TSLA calls by close in brokerage.... well unless we just rip straight to 400 but even then, I should still close them. Then I'll add 1-3 short puts on $SPCX.

@TheAccounthnk @JonsLongs thanks for letting us know

@JonsLongs Zero chance I come out of it saying the same thing This is just an overly critical stooge trying to sound smart.

#TheOdyssey was absolute ass. Boring. The characters were either wasted or miscast completely (two in particular we all know who they are). The dialogue is hilariously bad due to the modern tone. But, my #1 gripe with the movie is Christopher Nolan. I think...(Cont)

@DennisRoxPod @DriveGreen80167 @TeslaZoa @zhongwen2005 idiot

@DriveGreen80167 @TeslaZoa @zhongwen2005 Wtf is this? What is he holding onto? They told us no steering wheel, shit supposed to drive itself. Ai flop.

Tesla Cybercab on the streets of New York! 🗽🤖⚡

@lowstakesdre find a new hobby

Idk what to do here: UTG limps, button opens to 3BB, I have AK in the SB, I 3bet to 12BB, big blind folds, UTG tanks for two minutes, calls my 3bet, button folds. Pot: 28 BB I have 15BB left. Flop: A-T-J I lead for 3BB, UTG jams!! Never played with him before. Zero hand history. I call and he has TT. GG me. Idk if I’m ever supposed to fold there. What worse hand is jamming? What hands are limping and calling a 3bet instead of jamming preflop? Mostly when I see a limp/call from early position it is often small pairs, 88 and under.

@StevenMeyerUX @Micro2Macr0 @Rivian yea no

@Micro2Macr0 @Rivian Anyone saying Rivian is going to fail has not sat in a Model Y, then walked over and sat in an R2.

No one should be suprised. Many of us have been calling this for awhile now. This might be a shocker to you but @Rivian 's going to do the same thing.

@JHartFlips Tesla Model Y

It’s the millionaires with 70% of their net worth in home equity driving a corolla I know not a single millionaire with $1M + liquid rolling around in a beater.

@BoBbyPleWniaK boy you sure have the magic

One of these days, this will be the last time you get to buy under 400. Do you lock up those 3 handle shares now or wait... $TSLA

@VitoCodeleone @sug4rmouse This is primarily a liberal white millennial and lower class black issue.

@sug4rmouse Mass immigration of those who don’t share our cultural values.

Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened

@LuukeJohnston lololol you call yourself a: "Left wing lunatic radical liberal" and this upsets you?!?!?! OPEN UP YOUR EYES LIBTARD

It kinda bothers me when they are down to 12 players and one guy is ordering multiple free beers from the waitress and he’s bringing them to his rail. Like you can’t just give one of your railbirds $100 and have them go buy drinks from the bar? You have $500k locked up. #WSOP

@ExxAlerts ask me how I know it wasn't a Tesla

ALERT: Small town in New Jersey was rocked this morning after a plumber got in his car and it exploded. Residents in Totowa were awakened at around 5:40 AM to the sound of a car explosion. Officials believe an acetylene tank, a highly flammable gas used for welding, was slowly leaking in his trunk and ignited. The man got out of his car on his own and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. Neighbor Sheldon Blaine said, "Our house, our windows was facing the explosion, they are all blown in. There are piece of the car inside of the house."

@_Postive_Vibes Interesting how she goes from "investigators believe he was set up" to "he was set up just to be clear". He flustered her off the bat and the mask came off when she went off script.

@TitaniumTomP Oh the drama !!!

This is embarrassing. What a way to blow up my spot with an oncoming police vehicle that had its cruise lights on. FSD was basically asking to be pulled over for this maneuver. 🤦

@ScottFriedman3 @Ticketmaster What does this mean?

Latest 🎟️ scam is resellers accepting orders from B2B exchanges via @Ticketmaster w/ nothing to accept. We have dip 💩 CEOs like Sam Sherman, Eric V, Brett Goldberg, And Eric Baker who give absolute 2 💩 about cleaning up bad 🎟️ actors across all of these exchanges. Maybe @saumil can find out WTF is going on here from @Ticketmaster

@jordanCross86 @topclip79 would take a steelers fan to be this retarded

Mel gibson tell vince vaughn before mcgregor fight Mel Gibson: “His knee is messed up” Vince Vaughn: “Oh ok” (he says concerned) Mel Gibson: “You'll see” #UFC329