Blind MellowJelly

I hate 90% of y’all but wanna fuck 20% and no I don’t suck at math

@EdgarPoop1 @AutumnTweets like that Reddit about his gf taking 10mi of dick in college

@AutumnTweets Give her an inch, she’ll take another 63,360 inches

Peeled her an orange. Vowed to stay with her if she turned into a worm. When is enough, enough for this lady?

@etherealraccoon i felt the same way when i found out about Grady (42)

just found out I’m older than Stifler’s mom was. I’m gonna need a minute.

@SECUnfiltered @VernFunquist @SatFBUncensored having “| Comedian |” in his bio is the funniest thing he’s ever done

#Auburn fans rolling Toomer’s Corner after Nick Saban’s retirement was the ultimate LITTLE BROTHER move. Agree or disagree? @VernFunquist @SatFBUncensored

@JennSlowpez @coffeeandvinyl1 nope I didn’t :(

@BMellowjelly @coffeeandvinyl1 No you didn't.

Sometimes you outgrow your Jim Morrison phase. He didn't but you can.

@coffeeandvinyl1 @JennSlowpez pfft! i once read aldous huxley now what

@JennSlowpez But I am the Lizard King!!!!

@NextRoundLive *instinctively ducks when Oats says ‘shoot’*

"If you're genuine, I think people down here in the south welcome you in with open arms. Shoot, sure helps if you win, too." - Nate Oats with some advice for Kalen DeBoer #RollTide

@JennSlowpez It was the best of times, it was the why in the fuck would she tell me that shit other than to try and make me jealous as fuck of times

@BMellowjelly How dare you?

Me: Let me seduce you. You: Comes over, sits on my bed, and looks into my eyes. Me: Looks away, grabs remote, turns it on Desiging Women. "Tell me how much you love Delta Burke."

@BabysitterBari now do OC turnover

I would argue that in year 1, roster management is far more important that W’s and L’s

@WarBlogle *honks

“If you take away the first quarter, Auburn wins 13-10.” -Brodie Croyle

@_JHokanson ontovictory.com

Hugh Freeze on QB Hank Brown: "Hank has incredible poise. I see it every day when he's on the scout team. He has very little protection and stands in there and throws..."

@AuburnChopperX ontovictory.com

@BabysitterBari @Zblackerby ontovictory.com

Baby Goat 🐐 @Zblackerby

@AceWDE ontovictory.com

HANK BROWN IS THE BEST QB IN THE AUBURN QB ROOM AS OF RIGHT NOW

@JFergusonAU DOUG BARFIELD FOREVER

Auburn now has three straight losing seasons for the first time since 1975-1977 Auburn has also now lost four straight bowl games for the first time in program history

@_JHokanson Shirley there’s gotta been an alternative

Hugh Freeze on the QBs: "It's wide open."

@Donsterdamus @theglizzyqueen you’re trying too hard, Don. just DM her a pic of your junk in a bun p.s. she hates condiments but relish is okay i think

@theglizzyqueen Who wouldn't relish the opportunity to ketchup with you and hope they cut the mustard to feel like a wiener? 🌭

Me and who?

@Heather_ishh we still wolverines on Monday tho right?

@BMellowjelly He hugged me during the game bc I was down bad so that had to count for something

Hank was committed to Liberty and Freeze brought him over to Auburn. Is it time? 👀 twitter.com/Zblackerby/sta…

@madiyodaddy now you just need to donate $5M and file for bankruptcy take one for the team, madi ontovictory.com

thx auburn for not getting off the bus today and making me freeze and spend my life savings to be in nashville now my family of 5 can’t eat for a week

@JennSlowpez jinx

I only hang out here when I'm going to start my period. So, you all get the best version of me.