Brandin Mahon

@Kurt0411Fifa @PlayGOALS Nah wtf no way that’s insane🤣 thank you @Kurt0411Fifa

So many idiots in this fanbase crucify Gyokeres after every mistake he makes yet are silent for FAR worse players like Jesus Havertz Ødegaard and Martinelli All 4 of them should be sold before we even consider whether Gyokeres is ok or not

@BodegaaCat Not Havertz in midfield. Just Kai Havertz in general

Kai Havertz in midfield has lost us a prem, carabao and now knocked us out of an fa cup. Arteta will never learn

Everybody better than Jokic til it’s time to be better than Jokic

Jokic this year: More assists per game than Steve Nash’s 2006 MVP. More rebounds per game than Giannis’ 2019 MVP. More points per game than Steph’s 2015 MVP. More steals per game than five of last seven MVP winners. Nobody else alive can do that. Nobody.

My new passion project — fixing the NBA League Pass timeout content crisis

If we removed human emotion & the need to create a narrative for the MVP award every season, Jokic would be preparing to accept his 6th straight MVP award.

@BlockedByBamba @MOZydonik

99 pass accuracy and 13 apg, funny guy

@Zrfc1872 @AdamGoodman_NA

When FIFA was at its prime 🥲 what a song.

POV: Me about to take initiative at work, but I remember going the extra mile doesn't earn the extra pay

Imagine he takes Woking from the Conference to the Champions League in six seasons. Stuff like that doesn't go unnoticed.

Dejan Kulusevski suffered a “knock” one day before Tatum tore his achilles. He is still not back.

Kon Knueppel is the best rookie guard since Luka Doncic yet people are scared of calling him a future superstar

Kon Knueppel looks like he'll someday be the NBA's best shooter and he can handle the ball. As a rookie he's in the 84th percentile for pick-and-roll scorers, per @SynergySST. He also cuts, screens, passes, defends, always plays hard. Do-it-all. Yes, Kon has superstar potential.

Most people who play basketball are just utterless clueless about just how many levels there are to this.

@ShamsCharania @MOZydonik

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

Average road in the UK

If you don’t know the backstory of this, let me brief you. Remember Ben White was very hot in that 22/23 season and was regularly called to the England National Team. There were rumours that he would never play ahead of Walker and Trippier back then. There were also rumours he had an issue with Steve Holland (assistant coach) especially. Ben White was angry and left Qatar in 2022. He made up his mind not to play for England as long as Southgate was manager. I’ve seen an interview where Southgate was asked about not inviting him, Southgate said White is the one who’s made himself unavailable. Anyways, he’s back in the England’s squad.

Joel Embiid has appeared in 91 games since he won MVP. Nikola Jokić has 87 triple-doubles since Joel Embiid won MVP.

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.