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Yo, listen up...
This is Roary speaking, Barron Trumps Pet Lion!
I managed to run up the old PC in the storage unit and and I've got a story wilder than my mane!
One day I'm living large at Trump Tower, chillin' with the big man himself and little Barron. Life was sweet, you know? Gold-plated everything, the best steaks, and more attention than a celebrity's latest scandal.
Then BAM! Some crypto-crazed dev swoops in like a ninja and next thing I know, I'm stuffed in the back of a van faster than you can say "Make America Great Again."
Now here I am, stuck in some dusty storage unit in Long Island Queens. Gone are my days of luxury and limelight. Instead of roaring from the top of Trump Tower, I'm sandwiched between old tax returns, some "Art" and a PC from 1990!
But hey, I hear you hooomans are cooking up something called FREE $ROARY.
Sounds like my ticket outta here! So come on, you beautiful meme-loving maniacs! Let's turn this storage unit sob story into a comeback tour.
Free me from this cardboard prison before I eat the dead fish in the aquarium next to me, I might be next...
The Dev promised at a specific MarketCap he will set me free!
Lock in! Let's make ROARY great again!




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