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Not Today Satan

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Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Bobby Fakename, Esq.
Bobby Fakename, Esq.@BobFakeNameEsq·
Appointing Lindsey Graham’s sister — who by any metric is woefully unqualified— is genuinely fucking insane. Being a senator is not a lordship. He wasn’t the goddamn Lord of Riverrun. Why can’t Republicans be serious about anything?
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Ron Filipkowski
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
Trump wants Lindsey Graham’s sister appointed to temporarily take his place in the US Senate.
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INFIDEL 🏴‍☠️
@DougWahl1 LOL like that matters in a trump world.....I mean the sec of defense is a fox tv host, the leader of the FBI is a fucking podcaster....The acting leader of the DOJ is the presidents personal lawyer..... Welcome to the SHIT SHOW!!
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🇺🇸 The FJC 🇺🇸
This is happening way too often. The Senate is not the House of Lords. You don't inherit a Senate seat. It's the people's seat, not the Graham family's seat.
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
They're only keeping McConnell alive because he's pregnant
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
Dear @apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping
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Liora
Liora@Liora0011·
Wait... how is that even possible?! 😲
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Conspiratorial Templates
Newly appointed SC Senator Darlene Graham Nordine opens career with hilarious story of time she and late brother found out they were banging the same guy
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Middle Age Riot
Middle Age Riot@middleageriot·
FACT: If this is your profile picture, you're a dipshit.
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J A N N E T T
J A N N E T T@ItsJannett·
@Motherhoodspx Disclaimer: This stunt is performed by a trained professional. Please do not try this at home.
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Motherhood
Motherhood@Motherhoodspx·
Honestly this looks so delicious
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Sarah
Sarah@GlobeFarrah·
One of my favorite TikTokers is this dude who makes his miniature poodle do competitive cheering haha
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