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@Average_Elitist @creepydotorg You're far from a man. You're slime. You sound like you weren't raised at all. Desperate to blame women for everything, especially your own staggering inadequacy. You are beneath contempt.

@Benjamin_Dahls @creepydotorg How could I simp for men? I am a man. You’re the one getting your panties in a bunch b/c a stranger is holding women accountable for their choices. You sound like you were raised by a single mother.

When Charlize Theron was 15, her alcoholic father came home drunk and threatened to kill both her and her mother. Charlize and her mother rushed into a bedroom, using their bodies to keep the door closed as he tried to get in. Then he pulled out a gun and fired through the door. None of the bullets hit them, but Charlize later said they were lucky to survive. Charlize’s mother grabbed her own handgun and shot back, killing him. The shooting was ruled self-defense, and her mother was not charged.

@AGoldmund I notice you didn't mention Boko Yout in this post so you're clearly incorrect.

Guys, my taste in music is so good. It's perfect, basically, and I know all the coolest bands and hottest tracks. It's unimpeachable.

@Average_Elitist @creepydotorg You simp so hard for men you'll pretzel your own brain to blame women for anything a man does. Pathetic. Maybe one day you'll find a Daddy to take care of you, you sad little cuck.

@creepydotorg She chose a violent man. And because of that she put her own child in danger. Women should not be allowed to decide who they marry.

@solsynarchy @dfranke Didn't you know that anvils were invented by Israel?

@dfranke You buy a Gazan anvil... Immediately Zionists show up to remind you that anvil was promised to them 3000 years ago. They put you in prison for anti-semitism and thoroughly bomb the factory where the anvils were being made.

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection. You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum. You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom. You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine. You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two. You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

@Sarah_Alice_X No tears, please

I found a new co-op game to play, who wants in?

@IsThisA3DModel @iamneubert It looks like a trailer for a film I wouldn't ever watch and would forget immediately.

@iamneubert and it looks like butt

Morning coffee hit a bit hard. 120 total generations, all text-to-video. Created with Seedance 2.0 in 1080p on the Runway mobile app.

@mitrajoy_ It's nice to see you celebrate yourself between the political posts and constant running battles with your army of cretinous haters. Stay you, legend!

I’m a handful but so are my titties

@kankei_arahen @maximumwelfare Typical Muslim, having the most generous and merciful response, shaming me for my violent instincts. Thank you, peace be with you.

@maximumwelfare I am hearing that on his deathbed Bibi received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Wow. Benjamin Netanyahu has died, according to some posts on social media which I personally read earlier today.

@tomorrowsashes @LindseyGrahamSC Love to hear this asshole talk about leaders living large while their people suffer.

@LindseyGrahamSC you don't get to call anyone murderous you haunted little queen

When it comes to the future of the region and that of the Iranian people, the son of the late murderous ayatollah is not the change we’re looking for. He has lived large as the Iranian people have suffered and he’s been on the front lines of pushing hate because he too is a religious Nazi. I believe it’s just a matter of time before he meets the same fate as that of his father — one of the most evil men on the planet. To the Iranian people: stand firm. Your liberation is at hand.

@weontv123 @AGoldmund It's not naive to suggest the concentration of wealth by individuals who leverage power to increase their share of surplus value to the cost of the societies that support them is increasing inequality and must be curtailed. Absolving billionaires of responsibility is infantile.

@AGoldmund This is literally a childs perspective. There is no single person that could "cure homelessness and hunger" because the governments involved literally want this to happen. If he just attempted to do it, he would be stopped. Your pleb brain doesnt understand that.

@LegalRevolution What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck this rich Lolcow of a man. Get a job

@AGoldmund Proud of us both for not making the crossfit joke

@AGoldmund Golgotha sprints.

@ihuntforb @Sarah_Alice_X @cute_ass_niggah Ah, so knowledgeable. Ta-Satan, of biblical fame, is in the direct employ of Yahweh. An agent of the Lord. I assume you're referencing this biblical fact.

@Sarah_Alice_X @cute_ass_niggah What Satan knew, and you don't, is that the only power Satan has on this earth is from God. Satan had no intention of giving Christ everything, it was a lie.

Christians reading Genesis will say "this is a literal account of creation", then hear about the epic of Gilgamesh that it was appropriated from and go "nah, that's mythology".

@jordsjailacc Normally I'm against coercive hierarchies, but in this edge-case I believe your rebellious cell-faction is reactionary and counter-revolutionary and move that they be suppressed. Wishing you the very best.

Everyone manifest Jordan getting some positive news tomorrow, she really need a break 🥺 Everyone together at the same time so it works ok good ily Ready… GO 🫶😍

@AlboMP Oh, thank God you're monitoring the situation. You've been doing such a great job of monitoring everything else. You're like a school prefect in a bushfire, you spineless moral vacuum. If you were on fire, I hope the country would rush to your side and monitor the situation.

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@Tullycast @dieworkwear @DavidSacks Engaging asshats is his speciality. Menswear and asshats.

@dieworkwear @DavidSacks Don*t engage that asshat, Derek, please.

As a response to socialism, Miami will replace NYC as the finance capital and Austin will replace SF as the tech capital.

@persianmama111 Nobody has said of politicians what was immortalised for sluts by the inestimable Snoop Dogg: "Without hoes, life would be fucked up."

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

@persianmama111 I wrote a poem about a woman's stretch marks, once.

stretch marks on tummies are so hot