Big Gordon

@JaneCaro Didn’t you withdraw from Australia, but that didn’t happen either

My statement on why I have decided to withdraw from this year’s Adelaide Writers Festival.

@BarnsGreg Beware of lawyers calling for royal commissions

The calls for a Royal Commission into #antisemitism post #Bondi is partly about an opportunity for the #Israel lobby to air its grievances against any government or community support for #Palestinians

@beastieboy07 @Uz_Khawaja Isn’t there more brown people in cricket than white

A very powerful retirement press conference. It was about @Uz_Khawaja’s cricket career but was an incredible window into what it is to be a brown person in a largely white environment. You start with trying to fit in but then realise it’s more about being accepted for who you are

@alandaviescomic Sounds like he’s not used to the word NO

Maybe someone from Cricket Australia could explain to my ten year old why they can’t prepare a proper test match wicket. He’s been looking forward to his day at the MCG for months. Gutted.

Saving money on staff writers

@Matt_Pinner How does he keep the pants from falling all the way down

Describe Jaden Smith’s fashion in ONE WORD. x.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@JaneCaro @smh Does he live in New Zealand

My 93 year old father says it perfectly in today’s @smh

@ohhanxiety No

YES or NO?

@Partisan_12 The world needs more olives

🇮🇹 Italy is famous for Pizza 🇹🇷 Turkey is famous for kebabs 🇱🇧 Lebanon is famous for Humus 🇵🇸 Palestine is famous for Olives 🇮🇱 What’s Israel famous for..?

@heidimur Can’t they count accurately, probably the same guy who did the big build budgets is counting the machetes

Final machete bin take during the three month amnesty: “around 12,000” Police Minister Carbines.

@theheraldsun Is it me or do all of these old ladies wearing the scarfs all appear to be 70+, grey hair with a permanent nasty look on their faces

A Victorian councillor has sparked fury for her “deeply disrespectful” decision to wear a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf while her council expressed its sympathy for victims of the Bondi terror attack. > bit.ly/4s4pzkM

@SonnyBWilliams Your hardly the voice of reason

Never.

@AlboMP Looks like an ad for the Guilty Party

Today I convened National Cabinet to respond to the act of terror and antisemitism in Bondi last night. We stand with Jewish Australians and we stand against hatred and violence. Australia is stronger than those who try to divide us and we will come through this together.

@Craig_Foster This can’t be fun for you, your clearly not making any impact, give it away

An intensely devastating and horrific day here in Sydney, and for a very close Bondi community, a place where I spent over 10 years with my young family, and had only just left earlier this evening. One of the worst atrocities we have experienced as a country for a very long time, and our hearts are broken in two. My love goes out to everyone affected by this heinous act of violence, and particularly our Bondi Jewish community who were targeted and all other families and their loved ones affected. Thankyou to NSW police and first responders who put themselves in harm’s way, after the Bondi Junction stabbings they once again showed their bravery and protection of community, to everyone who helped, and to the absolute bloody legends who acted to save their fellow Aussies. Unbelievable courage in the face of unspeakable violence. The type of extraordinarily selfless acts that Australians can always be counted on to provide for others. You make us proud to be Australian, at a time when there is only intense pain and anguish, tonight. Australians always pull together in times of crisis and support each other, and many families will need our support now and in coming weeks and months. Thanks to everyone who helped, you are angels, and all my love to our fellow Aussies impacted.

@AlboMP Who did you send out to buy the candle

Tonight and over the coming days, we are holding the Jewish community close. For the 8 nights of Chanukah, Jewish families around the world fill their windows with light - something that has been passed down through generations. Tonight, I am lighting a candle in solidarity with the Australian Jewish community. Because when antisemitism and hate rears its ugly head, we don’t shy away. We will confront the darkness with light. Together.

@PhillipAdams_1 Sad couple

Kate McClymont and I will not be mourning Richo at his state funeral

@AustralianLabor The fact that your gloating about delivering your promises indicates that it’s a rare occurrence

Labor said we'd cut your student debt by 20% - now we're delivering on that promise.

@akafaceUS Both

Who's at fault in this situation ?

@JacintaAllanMP Charge $10 per head and start paying off the debt

Jimmy Barnes. 1.30pm today. Live and free at Metro Tunnel's new City Square.

@WarFrontIntel Taking the video seems to be his priority

Israel and the US did this. 🇮🇱🇺🇸