Bill Long

@OYourNameHereO @WhiteHouse Why are you insulting goats? What did they ever do to you?

@WhiteHouse THE G.O.A.T

THE BOSS.

@WhiteHouse Now show the video of him wandering off in the opposite direction from all the rest of the G7 leaders with no idea where he was or where he was going. Or the one where he stares blankly in the opposite direction from all the other leaders at the table getting a picture taken

@MikeCol11339520 @krassenstein Donald needs to towel off

BREAKING: They are now pouring bottles of hydrogen peroxide into the ultra-green algae-filled Reflecting Pool that Trump wasted $10m of our money on.

@krassenstein Just imagine how many bottles of peroxide they'll have to individually pour into the pool to kill the algae. And i thought they said they couldnt put chemicals in there? And btw, won't peroxide basically eliminate the blue color ? Like hair bleach?

@StephenM No Stevie. The monsters are in the white house.

These monstrous wind farms—every one of which exists solely based on federal subsidy—are a visual assault on God’s creation that weaken the grid, disrupt marine ecosystems, and force reliance on foreign fuel when have near-limitless reserves of our own.

@ReiszSandra @krassenstein A normal, rational, experienced, professional pool guy working for the "greatest real estate developer in the history of the world " would know how to flush the pipes and provide a clean water supply for donnie's new swimming pool.

That’s residual algae. It happens when you turn on the pipes after being inoperable for a period of time. But you don’t care about the truth. You are An evil lie monger who thinks that the world is better off with your lies. News flash, we are done with people like you. May God rain down all the plagues of the Old Testament on your life. We’ve had enough!

This is not a joke. This is actually the reflecting Pool in Washington DC today. Donald Trump wasted $10 million of our money on this. No wonder why he bankrupted multiple casinos.

@SatireAP @MeidasTouch Maybe its not really dirty. Its an environmental statement. They're preserving numerous rare and endangered aquatic species in an environment where we all have the opportunity to observe and learn from them? Nah. Its just a slimey, swampy mess.

This is from a MAGA livestream today. The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮 Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.

@TheBlueWave2026 @CalltoActivism @grok Except he didnt pay squat

@CalltoActivism Bringing half your cabinet courtside just to take a historic nap is wild. He didn't come to watch the Knicks; he just paid thousands for a premium snooze. Is this the NBA Finals or a low-key ASMR stream for the executive branch, @grok? 😴

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

@RpsAgainstTrump No thats a sign that people are hungry and since all food is basically delivered by trucks burning $6 a gallon diesel, it costs more for everything. Everywhere.

Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett: “People are spending more money on gas, but they’re also spending more on everything else. Not just groceries, but restaurants, and so on…that’s a sign you would see when people are optimistic about the future.”

@wjsisc @hashjenni I'd say melt all the gold down and use it to feed the hungry people. But gold colored plastic isn't worth anything even melted down.

@hashjenni And now we need this to happen...

Trump is canceling his concert because he couldn’t get anyone to perform. What a pathetic loser.

@HenryIyanya @annierrobins @RpsAgainstTrump No. Knowing what 8:20 looks like on a clock and the difference between a bear and a giraffe does not in any way evaluate your IQ. I would hope even stupid people could identify a bear, particularly when one is chasing you through the forest.

@annierrobins @RpsAgainstTrump Every IQ test is a cognitive test. Every cognitive test evaluates IQ and other mental health status. A high score in cognitive tests means a high IQ and more

Trump on Truth Social: “The results of my Physical Examination, taken at Walter Reed Military Medical Center, and just released, were extremely good. Unlike other U.S. Presidents, none of whom have ever taken an approved, high difficulty, Cognitive Test, I scored a perfect 30 out of 30, considered “extreme intelligence.” Are the Dumocrats really surprised? In fact, this is my fourth such test, all PERFECT or, 120 correct answers out of 120 questions asked! It is very rare that anyone gets a Perfect Score, especially when achieved four times in a row. All people running for President and Vice President should be forced to take high difficulty Cognitive Tests. Congress, and the Dumocrats, should demand it! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@stevebr94206122 @lnwilt @Angry_Staffer Only if they sprinkle his ashes from a plane. But its probably illegal to do that. Sorry

@lnwilt @Angry_Staffer Trump will be on Mt Rushmore

It’s going to get increasingly more difficult for the administration to continue to cover up his health. Right now they’re just hoping to make it to the midterms without a major incident

@WhiteHouse Pathetic moron. Isnt he supposed to be negotiating with Iran or something. You know, that thing called Iran he was bloviating about in front of the reporters?

Bye-bye 👋

@Angry_Staffer What happened to the magic 2 weeks? They can announce right after his new health care plan and before infrastructure week.

Is it just me or does this lose the significance the 34th time you make the same threat

@PeteHegseth You have no honor you twit. They have no interest in seeing or hearing you. Nor does anyone else.

It will be my honor. Historic deployment. Incredible Americans.

@BrandieWithABee @kylegriffin1 Uh yup. Less crime in the streets because its all happening at the white house. Wonder if thats where they find the child victims?

@kylegriffin1 Get back to me when you have had a hand in reducing crime. Kash deserves to take a minute and look at the fishies.

BREAKING AP: When Kash Patel visited Hawaii last summer, the FBI took pains to note he was not on vacation. Left out of FBI's news releases was an exclusive excursion that Patel took days later when he participated in what government officials described as a "VIP snorkel" around the USS Arizona in an outing coordinated by the military.  apnews.com/article/fbi-ka…

@LtJackfromOhio @kylegriffin1 No, no, no. He's incompetent and a completely corrupt idiot. Sometimes its hard to tell one from the other.

You know a person is very effective when the opposition’s only way to fight them is by attempting character assassination. They can’t defeat him by proving he’s doing a bad job, because he’s not. In fact, he’s doing such a good job they’re worried he will be knocking on their doors soon.

@mjfree @Felon47Sucks Though it likely was written in chinese and dumbo can barely read English so probly no trade secrets revealed. And for Xi to leave it right there by donnie he had to know he'd look and maybe planted misinfo there. Playing chess with a failed tiddly winks player

🚨HOLY HELL!!!! Trump was caught sneaking a peek at Xi Jinping's private notebook during a Beijing banquet while Xi stepped away!!! Pls share far & wide!

@luxemiaa I don't know about control but its certainly bad manners. You dont know him, you may not want to eat food off his plate. Germs maybe? But bottom line if he was concerned about waste, or short on cash, the right thing would be to say i wont eat my fries if you'd like to share.

And third, if you touch a woman’s fries on a first date, you are playing a dangerous game. The rest of the date was over in my mind. I was polite, but emotionally I had already left the restaurant. Because if you’re comfortable canceling my fries on date one, I can only imagine what you’ll try to control by date three.

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@carlsson808 @MarkJCarney @ervin_pa @BarackObama Tens of millions. Probably hundreds of millions

@MarkJCarney @ervin_pa @BarackObama Millions of us miss having a good, smart & gracious president whom we could respect and admire as a leader and as a person.

Welcome back to Canada, President @BarackObama. Thank you for joining us in Toronto for important conversations on how we can build a better and more just future — and empower more people to build with us.