Big Emoji Guy ✌️

@speechboy71 There has never been a speaker that high if he expects us to believe that 💩

This guy is third in line to be president and the most powerful Republican in Congress and he’s telling obvious lies to soothe the ego of our child-like President …. The lack of self-respect with these guys never ceases to amaze

Do you guys know any books or movies with an unreliable narrator who gets more and more unreliable as the story goes on untill you slowly discover they're actually detached from reality?

Elon Musk is charging hurricane victims $400 for emergency internet service. In the time it took you to read that sentence Elon Musk made $4000. Imagine being the richest man on the planet, and using your wealth and resources to exploit people in need instead of helping them.

When Kamala was in college she used to smoke weed and listen to Howard Stern every day.

@CultureWar2020 When Kamala was in college she used to smoke weed and listen to Howard Stern every day.

@Victorshi2020 Funny how this isn’t a big deal to u people. (in this case)

NEW: Howard Stern to Vice President Kamala Harris just now: "I am voting for you." This matters because Howard Stern garners about 10 million listeners, with 73% of them being male, 27% female, and 85% white. This is a pretty big deal.

@JohnCySmith Matt mf Gaetz (of Florida)

@Rickagain Tf is wrong with u people? Now it not the time. And a hurricane is not the opportunity to make ur 💩 political point.

South park perfectly summed up the election

@EWErickson The GOP has shifted from "God causes hurricanes to punish the gays" to "the government makes hurricanes and aims them at Mar-A-Lago".

@DelGroyp Biden is Catholic. He’s not in control of 💩.

Jеws don't control the Biden administration.. "It's the Catholics." 💀

@leonardaisfunny Mexicans are Christian too.

By the way - Mexicans are probably the best minority. Family oriented, not down with the gay shit, and have a great sense of humor. But you can’t have it both ways. Either Mexican culture is great and you stay there or you live in America and assimilate to the superior culture

Dear Mexicans - if your culture is so great why do you all want to leave Mexico and live around White people?

@SocialistMMA @TulsiGabbard Her master is Putin. The call was from from Putin. The goal was to aid Trump.

@TulsiGabbard They woke your ass up at 6am and told you to make a tweet 😂 Tulsi performing for her Zionists masters

Hamas’s horrific attack against Israel one year ago today that took the lives of approximately 1,200 Israelis at a music concert and in their homes, is a stark reminder of the ongoing short and long term threat of Islamist terrorism that continues to spread around the world today. Their goal is to establish a global Islamist caliphate, where all must live under their sharia law. Many leaders in the west have promised to defeat this threat and failed, because they refuse to acknowledge that it must be defeated ideologically and militarily. Kamala Harris refuses to utter the words “radical Islamist terrorism” because she is afraid of her supporters labeling her an Islamophobe. Her open border policies have invited Islamist terrorists into our country, unchecked. She cannot be trusted to defeat this threat, defend our freedom, and keep the American people safe.

@BDaveWalters That’s why the Babylon Bee has buried The Onion in guess.

This is why Conservative 'humor' never works

@daringlucile I think Ian meant Ian (the childless donkey)

i am quite literally a pregnant woman.

@RyanRozbiani 1000 words

@hartgoat This is actually a good one

They wanted socialism until it was applied to their GPA

The most surveilled and high-tech border in the world has mysteriously "lost" all footage from Oct 7.

@SprinterFamily We WILL help the US and Israel shoot down any missiles headed towards Israel tho. 🤡

Jordan responds firmly: We will not allow "Israel" to use our airspace against Iran! Official source: "We clearly informed Tel Aviv, violating our airspace is a red line!"

@extradeadjcb Registered voters love abortion more than they hate illegal immigrants. Glad I could make this make sense for u!

There is no way to reconcile this with the election polls