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i would like to take this time to debut my incredible collection of Marla Singer wassies. By @Animalsin2. Commissioned by @zzzzzzz88888888. Def one of my fave gifts

if you can see this you have been promoted to Simulation Reviewer

@bsilone The mustache is not available for public offering. I considered tokenizing it in 2021, but my first accountant said no. The second one didn't get that far. It's a private asset. Invitation only. The waitlist is a Google Form.

@gothburz holy fuck lmaooo

The mustache is the only asset in my portfolio that hasn't depreciated. It survived the DAO, the metaverse, and two accountants. 97% of everything else is gone. The mustache holds. Diamond hands? No, Diamond whiskers.

@0xkyle__ Google Translate

the epitome of sinkie pwn sinkie is how some sinkies can just randomly pick a fight w u outta nowhere u cant make ts up its in the blood of every singaporean

@GROTTO_LABS @OhYouBlockhead @BigGuap69 ha, idk if it’s clever or he means Gaultier

@OhYouBlockhead @BigGuap69 Jean Paul gosselar?

If you want to know what’s wrong with crypto, look for the value extractors. You’ll know them because they dress like nerds. Not stained and greasy, but nerds who got too rich too fast and think their only option is to look like supervillains. They’ll try to dress themselves up because it’s always been about them and never the product. Never about improving, only enriching. They’ll pose for cameras, looking like idiots, then blame someone else for taking the picture. As long as you have Jean Paul Gosselaar couture, you can say whatever you want about “Rebuilding the World” because it doesn’t matter. You already took the money.

@elonmusk LMFAOOOO

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

@OhYouBlockhead Yes

mild disinterest, slight aloofness, and casual amusement are your weapons in the war against your nervous system

@LynAldenContact ok sure, but they have Alexander Wang now HAHAHAHAHA they spent 14b hahahahahahahahah

It’s still nuts to think about how much Facebook invested in this direction and then literally changed the company name around it.

@Scearpo science appears always competitive with and embarrassed by life

Look, the reason this is retarded is because the things you eat need to be alive and precious to some degree. The more unique, important, and “alive” something is, the better qualities it imparts onto the subject that’s consuming it. You need to be actually killing something in order to obtain vitality from its carcass. What about plant matter? Nuts? Beans? Grain? Yeah they fucking suck. Human beings evolved from primal homunculi into thinking, hunting, killing predator creatures with enlarged craniums because we were slurping bone marrow from the leftover ribcages of sabre tooth tiger kills. The more meat we ate, the bigger we grew, the stronger we became, and the smarter we could think. We literally took a step back biologically when we began eating grain. By softening our diets we exchanged our biological progress for societal stratification and location stability. We split humanity into a slave class of grain eating porridge peasants upholding a well fed aristocracy with more access to meat. Everyone who tries to tell you there are perfectly fine substitutes for animal products is a retard or a liar, and probably both. Vegans are emaciated subhuman scum that willingly proselytize a death cult based off a misguided emotional manipulation that not even level headed children fall for. But this isn’t the “vegans are retarded” thread, you can go look that one up if you’re uninitiated, this is the “why can’t we grow soulless meat bags” thread. And to answer your question very simply, first of all we can’t. And if we tried, it would be inedible disgusting garbage that gives you super cancer. Human beings have zero control or capacity to create life beyond fulfilling the instincts of their own reproductive organs. All of medical science is just grafting severed feet onto forehead veins and concentrating fungus mold into capsules and praying to God the natural healing process keeps doing its own thing. We are bystanders cheering on incomprehensibly complex systems we could never hope to simulate on our own. At best we're capable of bare imitations cobbled together from tumors, and if we actually get anywhere it'll wipe out half the human population by accident. Food is both the catalyst and the reflection of its consumer. You live in a bugbox getting poked, prodded, and raped already by systems beyond your comprehension because the meat you eat has the same done to it. There functionally is no difference between modern livestock and the "bodyoid". The only meaningful distinction is that an actual pig gets to think, feel, and experience something and therefore imparts that spiritually into its entire body, delivered in the physical sense via the complex bacteria in its feed. It's important that killing something feels a little wrong. It's a sacrifice ritual. You're ending something that matters so that you can feed something that matters more. Thousands of years of selective breeding have already turned wild animals into domesticated meat cubes that beg to be slaughtered and smile from heaven when they're getting eaten. The reason it works is because nature's processes sharpen away the impurities over time. Everything you eat becomes you. It's a prey's martyrdom perk exploding a hand grenade in your stomach and immortalizing itself in your DNA forever as a final payment for the benefits you gain from eating its flesh. You owe it to yourself to eat better animals that have a proven benefit to the human body. Nobody wants to eat bugs. Nobody wants to eat 3D printed meat. Nobody wants to eat the tubed up pussbag. These are instinctual reactions of visceral disgust and they exist for a reason.

I want to be so deep inside my own life that the living of it requires my full attention. no room left for the scroll. no room left for the comparison. no room left for the noise. the full attention demanded by the thing worth dying for is the cure for every modern disease I have been diagnosed with. the attention deficit was never a deficit of attention. the attention deficit was a deficit of something worthy of my attention.

"new year new me" my clone mutters as he shoves me into the furnace

Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.

In the 40s, the US government fed children, pregnant women, and the infants of poor mothers radioactive materials under the guise of health assistance to see what happened It was the precursor to MK-Ultra But im sure UBI will be fine Ps: zorro ranch

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@zhamanism @GENIC0N 😂

@Block_And_Rock @GENIC0N ye, braining is mainly outsourced to the clankers these days

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@gothburz This is ridiculous

Truly the unsung hero of our time. Imagine thinking Shakespeare had it hard when he didn’t even have to worry about token limits or aligning the emotional weights of a trillion-parameter neural network.

@zhamanism @GENIC0N I figured u weren’t using it anyway

@Block_And_Rock @GENIC0N wholesome