@OttoPivnerBFA Sounds like something they’d say in Batman beyond
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Eggo Death
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"Gigafar away" fucking awesome. He speaks like the type of teen slang that screenwriters fabricate
yoxic@yoxics
Clavicular influenced 60 Minutes interviewer to use "maxxing" and "mogging" terms mid interview 😭 60 Minutes: "would you say you're looks mogging me right now?" Clav: "you're just gigafar away on a laptop screen so I wouldn't be able to say"
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@OVTweetmarck She also has other revenue streams besides her salary
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This is how the average voter thinks tax brackets work by the way
lesbians for stewbrina@lezzymcgu1re
"This is so silly of her" no y'all its just legal tax evasion
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@notsofiacoppola @DannyManus There’s so many people who go! It’s just like any event. People would apparently be surprised at how normal everyone is.
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@DannyManus Seeing similar sentiments online and I don’t think anyone saying this has actually been to Coachella recently. It’s definitely overpriced but locals still find a way to go. Go to one and talk to people. You’ll run into someone from Fontana before you run into an influencer.
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Because the only people going to #Coachella now are people going for WORK. Influencers, brand ambassadors, sponsors, models, and trust funders. No one else can afford to go. And those that can afford it dont want to be surrounded by insufferable Influencers.
salina@bambinasalina
the way LA is not empty at all like usual during coachella week it’s kinda crazy
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@DylanTweetin 16th. The 18th is my niece’s first birthday so I’m getting overshadowed next weekend anyway. Happy early birthday bro
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@yosoymichael You have limited space at the campsites so this actually makes sense
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The reveal that he’s setting up that big ass tent but choosing to sleep in the car?
Quality Learing Center@qualitylearnc
Do people really pay thousands of dollars to do this at Coachella
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@malgorium @aincomeinvestor Found out my dad talked my mom out of it for years because he said “if we use that to buy another house the house will double in value in ten years!” I had to explain to him that the money doubles in value immediately with the match.
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@aincomeinvestor if you're talking about a 401k with an employer match, there is no debate.
you're just a straight up retard if you're not taking advantage of that.
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401k debate is up there with the rent vs. own argument.
CHLOÉ HAPPE@bronzeageshawty
401ks are stupid. "Wow, I can't wait to finally have 600 thousand dollars at age 65 to last me the next 20 years. I'm glad I spent 40 years as a slave."
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@shycollie @bowtiedbrazil As well know, the person building the car gets most of the revenue from its sale
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@bowtiedbrazil Sure but you’re selling the car, you’re not building the car
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This is normal. In sales frequently quota is 4-5x the employee’s pay. It’s called business
SurgiFi@FiSurgi
To take home $700-900K/yr a surgeon must generate $2-3M/yr for the organization they work for. Think about that.
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In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series
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By this logic, the ~50 snake venom milkers in the US should each make like a billion dollars a year
Joseph Younis, MD@YounisJoseph
Ok, looks like more non doctors got triggered. Let's try this another way? Common analogy: Attorneys. Attorney frequency: 0.4% of population Neurosurgeon: 0.001% 1/0.4/0.001 * 100% = 0.25% Top 0.25% attorney = neurosurgeon Top 0.25% attorney makes $3-15M annually
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@DylanTweetin Oh yea I’d say people you talk to irl or on apps like Nextdoor that’s very true. For people on social media it’s cheap political points. Kind of like people who suddenly care dearly about women’s sports.
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@BodilyKeeper for many it’s just culture war nonsense, yes. but if you’re on the Nextdoor app you’ll see a whole lot of Karens who just don’t like looking at homeless people.
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i always wonder if posts like this are concerned just about the aesthetics and personal inconveniences caused by homelessness, or an actual concern for the humanity of the people forced to endure it. and also if there’s any interest in the systemic causes of homelessness.
Shawne Merriman@shawnemerriman
Make sure you zoom in a bit so you can see the homeless problem and some of the parts they haven’t taken care of. San Diego is the best city in the US but they haven’t been treating it like it lately.
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@Herbert4MVP @IVCloudCityG I still prefer in-n-out but my family in Texas got me to order the patty melt, with some customizations that I no longer remember, and it was excellent drunk food. Better than just their normal burgers.
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@IVCloudCityG I actually added mayo and got a side of spicy ketchup, it helped but it was still lacking. I want to try the patty melt
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@_LapsisBeeftech @sportsrapport He had an actual gambling problem and came up with a sensational cover story to tell his family when he lost their kitchen cabinet money
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@sportsrapport Why would he be hiding in the kitchen to make bets when it’s his job and he’s using free money?
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He was doing fine betting normally and it was gonna make for a boring story so he went all in and lost
Mike Barner@rotomikebarner
This guy turned $10,000 into $109???? Was he doing six-leg touchdown parlays? Maybe taking Wizards and Jazz unders? Come on now….
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@GentleDoofus @DanielGorman20 Nacho Libre definitely has wider appeal than Napoleon Dynamite. Still a chance you won’t like it but I don’t think disliking ND is a barometer of that.
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@DanielGorman20 Is it worth watching even if I hate NAPOLEON DYNAMITE?
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straight ppl really need to get more ok w their partners fooling around w them there cause there’s no reason this family should fall apart over a blowjob lmfao
Lovers’ Guide 💟@guideforlovers
This is how 90% of girls' trips look like
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Also this is what people who insist on sharing locations want to take away from you.
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This is actually one of the best feelings in life.
𝙥𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙮 ❥@m4sochistbaby
i dream of the day i have a fwb inside an actual friend group so we can have a messy little secret between us and so we can hang out in one big group together and still find a way to makeout and then act completely normal
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