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Elon Musk’s baby mama Ashley St. Clair implies he interfered in the 2024 election with his satellites

🚨Republican Neo Nazi Gregory Anthony has been charged with 8 counts of sexual battery against children. His youngest alleged victim was 5 years old.

Nothing says “incoming allegations” quite like publicly rededicating your life to Jesus on Fox News.

🚨 Neo-Confederate Trump Supporter, Daniel Maras, has pleaded guilty to possessing child porn.

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!" This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally... "Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own." While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off. "Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person." "You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin. "Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added. Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

If only there were signs.

One thing I've learned from Maga is that the ones not molesting kids don't refrain from it because they have morals, or a conscience, they ONLY refrain themselves because it's against the law. 😡

Please educate me on how the military works. …this outta be good! 😂

@AbeContinental @Kaylan_TX_ @thetomcelica @ForgiatoBlow47 @B1TuckerCarlson @Skeemin13

@Kaylan_TX_ @thetomcelica @ForgiatoBlow47 @B1TuckerCarlson @Skeemin13 Wanna see why he has that dumb looking beard?

Yall think Chud the builder likes memes or is “free speech” only for a select few? 🤔

HOLY. SHIT. Iran just went fucking NUCLEAR on Trump in this latest LEGO animated video that BRUTALLY roasts him over his failed war that he started to distract from the fact that he’s a pedophile.

@PanderShirts They're called republicans

I honestly didn’t realize so many people were attracted to 15 year olds

@BillsMafiaSoup @keithedwards Get off his nuts already lol. Or can you just not help yourself?

@keithedwards He's 71. You're what? >30?

he didn't do a single pull up

🚨Republicans in Ohio have nominated Rodney Creech in a landslide election to represent them in Ohio. Creech was accused of sexual misconduct with a minor relative. Republicans enthusiastically voted for an accused pedophile 58-42. GOP is the party of pedophilia.

@NancyMace The MAGATs are going to come for you for admitting this!!

All child r*pists should face the death penalty.

@NancyMace From someone begging people to pay for their chief pedo.