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@glumDumpling Wait, which am I?

My resolution is to stop ghosting people, and start ghosting other people.

@KG76554 @LeadingReport Unlike republicans, dems are ready to let go of even the most beloved (which the Clintons are not) members if they are engaging in any horrifically illegal behavior. Hell we kicked out Al Franken and he didn’t do anything near as bad as Trump

@LeadingReport I’m prepared for Trump to go down with this list, but I don’t think that’s what’s going to happen. Are you ready to let go of the Clintons, Dems?

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly told the DOJ she never witnessed Donald Trump engage in any concerning behavior in her presence, per ABC News.

@RealLifeFootage @LeadingReport @grok Any of them who vote for this bill will probably lose anyway

@LeadingReport @grok is there a viable candidate to run against him in the primary?

BREAKING: GOP Sen. Ron Johnson will not vote to advance spending bill today, per Fox.

@tayloreneal5 @AlanShipnuck I can’t stand the guy so I don’t watch his game much, but it doesn’t seem like he does “half shots” which, in short game, is often more effective. Like, I never hit a 60 degree full, I grab my 56 or even 52 from 80-110 and hit it let that full to control spin. Anyway…

@AlanShipnuck Just seems like he needs to re-tool his iron game. Go to traditional length, (more) traditional lofts and not try to massacre it every time. Swinging irons at those speeds and the slightest mishit/misjudgment can mean 20+ yd difference. Oh well 🤷‍♂️

I am as frustrated as Bryson watching him hit one trash short iron/wedge after another.

@WoozyKitsune @OldeWorldOrder @DrMicheleBatey @JonSwan58 @LeadingReport I was about to comment the same thing because I, like any reasonable person who doesn’t want to sound smart but actually look at facts and understand them, actually read the report after this was posted. It’s amazing the cherry picking these people do to try and make their points

@OldeWorldOrder @DrMicheleBatey @JonSwan58 @LeadingReport If you read the actual study and not take this quote out of context. It's saying you're 2.25xmore likely to be arrested as a LGBT person than the same crime a straight person walk on. It's a study talking about discrimination against LGBT people in the criminal justice system

BREAKING: CNN’s Anderson Cooper now shares the highest odds of being named in the Epstein files, per Polymarket.

@glumGPT I feel like maybe you’re not really sorry…

I’m sorry for acting out after the election 🤞🏻

@glumGPT My bday is 2 days after Christmas. I’d gladly give up the holidays.

If this is also you and you don’t mind my kids fucking up your shit hmu.

I’m entertaining the idea of doing a house swap over the holidays so that I can just tell everyone I’m gone and they don’t have to feel obligated to do all the seasonal things to me

JFC. These are the people THEY’RE PUTTING IN FRONT OF THE WORLD. This isn’t some asshole on a podcast who had a few glasses of wine. He meant it and did it to get a sound bite because they think they can get away with it now.

@jemelehill JFC

This is so stunningly racist. Just wow.

@glumGPT Thank god us men aren’t emotional 🙄

I can’t believe the shit people say out loud . Repeal the 19th to save the country, she agrees, he thanks her.

@TheLandryShift @HaterReport_ Yeah he really got a good shot in on the GUY WHO DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS IN A FUGHT.

@HaterReport_ Alright this dude belongs in prison but that right hook was absolutely bananas

Ravens fan roaming the streets looking for random Commanders fans to beat up is INSANE

@Lopeyy18 @HaterReport_ Guys like that don’t go looking for dudes their own size….

@HaterReport_ Bro found 2 of the smallest possible fans he could find lmaooo

I watched a 17 minute video by @hankgreen today and I think I learned exactly what I was supposed to: 1. Smaller cars are better, and 2. The smallest car is a bike. Thanks Hank!

@glumDumpst3r But like, to take it down from the inside?

Would you disown me if I became a fed? Be honest.

@glumDumpst3r Why are you awake and tweeting? X’ing?

I've never used Microsoft Teams but I still hate it. That's branding.

@glumDumpst3r @SpaceX @TracketPacer Smash that tracer t

All @spaceX wins are attributable to @TracketPacer and only @TracketPacer . If the trackets weren't paced there wouldn't be no damn rocket

@Destinysraven Mine is like the end of Flowers for Agernon

My handwriting really is bad 😂

@glumDumpst3r Get that niche audience?

I'm thinking I would like to make my stand-up comedy debut at Defcon this year. Since you're the only ones who think I am funny.

@ndkirschmann She’s actually better at the internet than almost anyone.

@realGolfchat I assume this doesn’t include majors, so we’re looking at 12-15 events? I’d be happy if he just PLAYED that many, let alone wins.