Larry David Reactions

This is what a low trust society looks like. Can’t even have restaurants anymore.

WATCH: An Orlando, Florida restaurant says a large family left without paying a nearly $300 bill, sharing surveillance video of the dine-and-dash.

@TiffanyFong Looks like handjobs are still on the menu

Mamdani on wanting to arrest Israeli PM Netanyahu, "He's the architect of the genocide against Palestinians in Gaza... When someone is charged with an International Criminal Court warrant, it ought to be able taken seriously!"

USA just beat Egypt in the 2027 World Cup Final, 4-2

This World Cup has been horrible. Four quarters is horrible. The corruption is horrible. This final is horrible. Half time is going to be horrible. Please can the USA never host a World Cup again. They have their own sports, which are very fine. They do not need to ruin ours.

@NYCMayor I'm just glad Italy wasn't there like that neighborhoods map, right Z?

Over the past month, New York City has welcomed the world. From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game. Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.

@MsMelChen 🇮🇹 Italy: pasta

World Cup Exit Reactions: 🇰🇷South Korea: immediate national inquiry, special tribunal. Coach canceled from polite society 🇳🇴Norway: Massive rowing party in downtown Oslo. Everyone’s drunk on aquavit and happy 🇺🇸USA: sorry? what is this sport? oh right, it's gay anyway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England: TUCHEL OUT in 48-point Impact font on the front pages and endless streams of commentators dissecting the 4-2-3-1 formation. Total self-flagellation and promises to never believe that football's ever coming home again 🇧🇷Brazil: 18,000-word philosophical treatises tracing the decline of the Seleção to the rise of neopentecostalism 🇯🇵Japan: Coach performs polite post-match bow; promises to further develop youth academies and do better 🇩🇪Germany: Emergency DFB (Deutscher Fußball-Bund) Summit to analyze what went wrong with soul-searching German efficiency and thoroughness. Already produced tactical white paper titled “Gegenpressing 2.0: Rebuilding the German Soul.” 🇦🇷Argentina:

It’s like Art…

MADONNA JUSTIN BIEBER SHAKIRA BTS TED LASSO RONALDO & RONALDINHO Grade the first-ever World Cup halftime show, A-F ✍️ #FIFAWorldCup

If I wanted to watch a football team not score at MetLife I'd just watch the Jets. #FIFAWorldCup

@Michael_Nania It's a football team trying to score at MetLife. Not shocking at all.

This is why I can't get into soccer 35 minutes 12 fouls 1 shot Too much of nothing Yes I'm an uncultured American, say whatever you want

“ThE OdYsSeY iS a MaStErPiEce”

Shakira's World Cup halftime show was a million times better than Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.

Somebody give this Argentina goalie a raise. Holy moly.

The World Cup halftime show is 10x better than the Super Bowls halftime show.

@MsMelChen @JamesMelville I'm not shocked at all that a football team can't score at MetLife.

@JamesMelville Desecration of the beautiful game

⚽️ Tom Cruise introducing the final ⚽️ Hydration breaks ⚽️ Half time show ⚽️ Madonna ⚽️ Justin Bieber ⚽️ Shakira ⚽️ Infantino letting Trump pat the World Cup trophy in a hospitality box ⚽️ Super-bowl championship rings given to the winners And in amongst all of that mawkish shite, there’s a football match being played. #WorldCupFinal

@nyjets And once again nobody scores during a football game here.

The world’s biggest stage is set in our home #FIFAWorldCup 🏆

@BillyM2k I'm not shocked at all that a football team can't score at MetLife.

amazing the score is 0-0

@catturd2 Now would be a great time for the aliens to show up

Spain vs Argentina World Cup final at the half … 0-0