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@NBDwrites An Indian jhandu is allowed to get the Swedish jhanda wrong. In any case, Jairam Ramesh probably got a C even at school while answering questions about flags. 🤓

With great deliberation, Rahul plans the bomb he wants to set off: location, timing, impact. Sealed in protective gear, ensconced in a remote, soundproof room, he begins assembling it. As always, with numbing predictability - he fumbles. Is it the red wire with the green… or the red with the yellow? 💥KA-BOOM💥 Oh damn. Got it wrong again. Bhai sahib, bhai sahib! Yeh toh Sweden ka jhanda hai.

@mohitlaws Ambani invited only those with an IQ in double digits.

LoP Rahul Gandhi: All the leaders of the country went to Ambani’s wedding. Did you see Rahul Gandhi there? People: No Rahul Gandhi: I do not want to go there. I want to visit your houses and attend your weddings, not Adani-Ambani’s.

@RahulGandhi A picture is worth more than a thousand words…..

एक भयंकर आर्थिक तूफ़ान सर पर है। 12 साल में मोदी जी ने जो ढाँचा खड़ा किया - वह सिर्फ़ अडानी और अंबानी के लिए था। और, अब वही ढाँचा भरभराकर ढहने वाला है। चोट उन्हें नहीं लगेगी - उनके पास निकलने के रास्ते हैं। चोट आपको लगेगी - युवाओं को, ग़रीबों को, मध्यमवर्ग को, किसानों को, मज़दूरों को, छोटे व्यापारियों को - जो कभी इस ढाँचे का हिस्सा थे ही नहीं। अपने आसपास देखिए। क्या आप उस ढाँचे का हिस्सा हैं - या उस तूफ़ान का शिकार?

@dekhane_mukul Questions samajh mein aayega tab fear hoga naa! 😂

Yet he won 3 LS elections... So keep shut up and sit down!!

@SachinPilot So Pappu holds over 10 press conferences per year? That’s a press conference almost every month on average! He should ideally shut the fk up for a change, bcos whatever BS he’s yapping at the press conferences is irritating voters so much that he has lost 99 elections! 😂

Number of Press Conferences 2014-2026 Rahul Gandhi : 129 Narendra Modi : 0

@keyakahe Kejriwal definitely lost a bro in some village mela when he and this Biswas character were kids. One of them must have got adopted. More power to DNA! ✊

This is the palatial house of arrested DC Shantanu Sinha Biswas. He was a close aide to Mamata Banerjee who literally decided the fate of Police and amassed huge disproportionate wealth. This was Mamata Banerjee's development model

@surajitdasgupta I particularly condom the bulge in the pants.

Whoever made this, I condemn the caricature.

@kcvenugopalmp Look who’s talking! Pappu’s ‘bag-carrier’ as per the Cong in Keralam & its ally IUML. Do some more ‘tapasya’ - aka total subservience, chamchagiri & spineless bootlicking of the Italian Family but at least don’t say ‘crony’ without taking a damn good look at the mirror! 😂

India deserves a fearless PM who honours democracy and faces the people’s questions. This Compromised PM has way too much to hide, and is clearly operating for his cronies - not the public.

@QuinneShone @Brand_Anuj Tilkut is made with jaggery as the base and can be made in a hygienic manner, even at home. But obviously the idiots in the video have no regard for health or cleanliness.

@BuffetdaGreat @Brand_Anuj what? It is for eat?

Art of Making Tilkut in Bihar

Mamata Banerjee's role in RG Kar r@pe & murder under scrutiny of Judicial Commission of Inquiry; Wheels of Justice grind slowly but grind finer. Here's then CM Mamata Banerjee protesting against then Home Minister Mamata Banerjee for failing to prevent the gruesome r@pe and murder of a young doctor at RG Kar Medical College in Kolkata on the watch of Health Minister Mamata Banerjee. Mamata Banerjee built her odious politics around the frightfully mistaken belief that Hindu Bengalis are dumb and stupid; that they have no alternative but vote for her; that with Muslims voting for her nobody could defeat her. She thought wrong. Mamata Banerjee's magnificent technicolour quadrophonic dream of being the cruel, callous, corrupt, communal, criminal Queen of Bengal forever has turned into a horribly terrifying nightmare as mobs chase her, and her beloved Syndicate Prince Abhishek Banerjee, chanting 'Chor, Chor' and luridly singing 'Pishi Chor, Bhaipo Chor...' Hindu Bengalis are smart, way smarter than Mamata Banerjee and her soiled footwipes like foul-mouthed Sagarika Ghose, Mahua Moitra and slipperlicker journalists took them to be. Hindu Bengalis saw through a charlatan's charade and booted her out of power, dumping her in the festering dungpile of history. @MamataOfficial @abhishekaitc @MahuaMoitra @sardesairajdeep @IamSumanDe @sagarikaghose

দত্তপুকুরে তৃনমূলের বন্ধ পার্টি অফিস থেকে উদ্ধার অসংখ্য ভোটার কার্ড, আঁধার কার্ড, রেশন কার্ড, ক্ষোভে এলাকাবাসী!

@dekhane_mukul @abhishekaitc @AITCofficial This👇 was Jahangir Khan before May 4th. Anyone who understands Bengali can appreciate the threats he was issuing. Minus protection from the biggest goonda in WB, aka Tolamul Bhaipo, looks like Puss Pa quickly became Puss Pee. 😂

.@abhishekaitc What happened to your trusted man backing out from the Falta re-poll?? फटी पड़ी है @AITCofficial की!! पुष्पा वाला तो एकदम फुस्स निकल सरवा!!

IPS Kuttikat Jayaraman's biggest "crime" was arresting IAS officer Godala Kiran Kumar. The year was 2013. Mamata Banerjee and the All India Trinamool Congress government had been in power for barely two years when reports of a massive scam surfaced from the Siliguri-Jalpaiguri Development Authority Board — allegedly worth nearly ₹200 crore. At that time, Malda District Magistrate IAS Godala Kiran Kumar was serving as the Chief Executive Officer of the board. Naturally, suspicion pointed towards him. IPS officer Kuttikat Jayaraman was then the Police Commissioner of Siliguri. As Commissioner, Jayaraman conducted his own investigation and boldly arrested Malda's DM, IAS officer Kiran Kumar. Much like IPS officer Damayanti Sen, perhaps he too had not yet realized that after 2011, the rule of the ruling party had effectively become the law in the state. Soon, a summons came from Nabanna. It is said that when Jayaraman reached Nabanna, some police officers escorted him to the lift and advised him what to say and how to behave on the 14th floor. But Jayaraman ignored the bootlickers, climbed the stairs straight to the 14th floor, and with his spine still straight, replied directly to then Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee: "I did not feel the need to seek permission, so I didn't. I did what I believed was right. There is no question of stepping back." The result of such a direct reply was exactly what you are thinking -- yes, he was suspended. But why would he bow down? Before becoming an IPS officer, he had served seven years in the Air Force. People trained with the spirit of "Nation First" are not meant to lick slippers. The corrupt regime of "Pishi and Bhaipo" mistook him for someone who would surrender easily. Anyway, now our current Chief Minister Suvendu Adhikari has called him back. Know why? Because Jayaraman will now assist Biswajit Basu in fighting institutional corruption. What you witnessed over the last few days was only the trailer. The real picture is just about to begin… 😉

@AITCofficial Jahangir Khan & T. MC summarised:

The decision taken by Jahangir Khan to withdraw from the Falta re-poll is his personal decision and not that of the party. Since the election results were declared on 4th May, more than 100 of our party workers have been arrested in Falta AC alone. Several party offices have been vandalised, shut down and forcibly captured in broad daylight through intimidation, while the EC continues to turn a blind eye despite repeated complaints. Even in the face of such pressure, our workers remain rock-solid and continue to resist the BJP’s intimidation unleashed through agencies and the administration. However, some eventually succumbed to the pressure and chose to step away from the field. We strongly condemn this. Our fight against the Bangla Birodhi BJP will continue- both in West Bengal and in Delhi.

@PTI_News “Folks, historically I’ve been scared shitless of my abbu. Slight change in pitashri’s name from Akbar to Suvendu cannot alter my innate fattu disposition. Pls appreciate. Ciao! 😘” - from the unpublished memoirs of Jahangir

VIDEO | South 24 Parganas: Addressing a press conference, TMC leader Jahangir Khan said, "I am the son of Falta and I want Falta to be at peace and grow. Our CM Suvendu Adhikari is giving a special package for the development of Falta, which is why I am separating myself from the re-polling of the constituency." (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)

@AITC4Assam Tolamul, Assam?

আজি দলৰ মুখ্য কাৰ্যালয়ত মাননীয় সাংসদ সুস্মিতা দেৱ ডাঙৰীয়ানী, বিধায়ক শ্বেৰমান আলী আহমেদ ডাঙৰীয়া প্ৰমূখ্যে দলীয় শীৰ্ষ নেতৃবৃন্দ, জিলা সভাপতিসকল আৰু নিৰ্বাচনৰ প্ৰতিদ্বন্দিতা আগবঢ়োৱা দলীয় প্ৰাৰ্থীসকলৰ উপস্থিতিক আগন্তক দিনত দলৰ সাংগঠিনক কাৰ্য্যক্ৰমনিকা সন্দৰ্ভত এক গুৰুত্বপূৰ্ণ আলোচনা অনুষ্ঠিত হয়।

@chennithala @RahulGandhi @priyankagandhi @kharge @INCIndia @INCKerala Yea, right. 😂

I am a true Congressman.

@RahulGandhi Grow up, infant. youtu.be/kQjLcAyZKO0?si…

We get very good information these days. Modi ji, did Norway agree to your personal request to remove Adani from their pension fund black list?

@pharmeasyapp I got the medicines just now via Delhivery courier. Thanks for your support, but please avoid such things in future. Your delivery guy shouldn’t mark it as ‘delivered’ when he hasn’t actually delivered it. It’s a hassle for the customer to chase his order like this.

@BuffetdaGreat Hello, We truly regret the inconvenience you’ve faced. Kindly give us some time to check the details. We will get back to you at the earliest with an update. Thank you for your patience and support. Regards, PharmEasy

@pharmeasyapp Ordered medicine thru your app two days ago. Still not recd it. Your app shows ‘delivered’. I raised ticket number 608049 with your chatbot yesterday and this morning spoke with your customer support executive. Still no update & no medicine. Horrible experience.

@Aloksharmaaicc Lagta hai Khangress ki gaadi chal nahi rahi. Na koi aa raha hai aur driver bhi gayab! 😂

Great harassment #Norway 😯