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@mbiti_mwondi bristarcollins@gmail.com

Today being Sunday and given that I am feeling born again,I am giving The WiFi Economy Playbook for free. Just drop your email on this TL each of you will get the book for free. I hope in our next space we shall all objectively give our feedback on this. Those interested just reply with your official email address! Next week I release a psychological book “The African’s Man Identity Crisis” for men,the real masculinity talk ignore what you see on the TL!!

@AceNyakundi @LarryMadowo Bars

@LarryMadowo The fact that he is "running" makes him Kenyan, right?

There’s a Kenyan running for mayor of Washington, DC. But he’s not Kenyan

@zalodaniel @Mghazake Funny how a project that is beneficial to the whole of EAC wasn't seen as a priority by previous regimes, huh?

@Mghazake Its not heading to Nyanza. It is however beneficial to people from Nyanza, Western and Rift valley....at a fee. It ends at Mau Summit. It is a major trading route in EAC. Dont tribalize everything. Even Moi and Ruto came from part of this route ....

First time am seeing a dual carriage headed to Nyanza,kwani what were the previous governments doing with our money ?

@MwendaKev @mohammedhersi @Honeyfarsafi @EternelADAstra That's why I like Ruto. Uhuru was soft. Kelele kidogo asha back off. He wanted to be liked by everyone. Ruto isn't afraid of doing the unpopular things.

Remember other Africans running with the narrative that Kenya was wrong to host the Africa CDC and how many Kenyans on here joined them in tweeting the same? Uhuru’s government withdrew its support, China built the headquarters in Ethiopia, and the rest is history. We have a poorly informed lot here with a negative opinion on everything.

We’ve become a global embarrassment lord save us 😭😭😭

@MurefuFredrick @baroswahjr I mean, the audacity of foolish people!

@baroswahjr Who the fuck did these people think they are?

Muooni River, Ngúú-Matutu road

@daweed_004 @abdallasambul Haha, walikuwa wamefaulu kukubrainwash?

@abdallasambul Vile nilikuwa nikichukia huyu mtu ATA siamini ni mm naenda kumpigia kura

It will be my second time to vote for Ruto😂

@CL9Mahlon @_KasKazini Same here manze. Nitakesha Kwa laini

@_KasKazini I've never voted and I've never been more interested to vote. I'll make sure I do that first time to help prevent any other outcome..tutam siku zote...niko kadi.

To the church in Kavirondo; I am an avid TUTAM supporter and will go out of my way to campaign for President William Ruto’s reelection within ODM and the Broad-Based Youth Front. Now that that is out of the way, here’s a little analysis on tribelessness. “Tribeless” in the Kenyan youth movement is the hidden hand that means ‘Kikuyu aligned’. It bypasses the political riddle that even the masters haven’t solved, imposing a clear winner while trivializing the subject. If you’re from a different tribe, do not be shocked. This is systemic. In youth mobilization, you bring your voice and energy, but most Agikuyu youth bring money, networks, and systemic influence. Once higher education triggers rural-urban migration, they are closer to critical human resources than youth from other regions. They can access their messiah figures easily because they are near the capital city and its environs, often individuals in government, past governments, or the business community. Their totems are more accessible, with well-connected transport networks. It is easier to reach Mt. Kenya than Lake Victoria or Kang’o ka Jaramogi. Their messianic lore is better established, organized, and mainstreamed, having been embedded in curricula and national consciousness. That is why Orengo, for example, speaking to students in Nairobi, invokes Dedan Kimathi rather than Jaramogi Oginga Odinga. We must recognize this reality and learn to live through it, because I’ve seen many from the Kavirondo Gulf suffer, ultimately, all we bring is our voice and presence, giving a national face to systemic jingoism. By the time non-Kikuyu youth realize they’ve been drawn into the tribal agenda of a sinister Kikuyu elite, from ‘Tribeless’ to ‘Niko Kadi’ it is often too late. Hence the stream-of-consciousness videos and posts you see online (this article is one of them btw). The system organizing this version of tribelessness does not care about allure or status. It has accepted that it shall not clinch the presidency in ‘27, but as long as it controls the urban zeitgeist, it remains influential. Baba had mastered this, confronting and collaborating with it when necessary. This is not entirely harmful if you play within its rules. It offers protection and attention; the only cost is ignorance. It is a neat, well-organized tool that does not need to introduce itself. You should not be angry at what you discover when observing well-funded activists and their counterparts in the broken system they claim to dismantle. The system does not break them half as badly as it breaks you. WANTAM does not mean the same thing across the country. Neither does TUTAM, which is the most sustainable remedy to this imbalance, but that is a story for another day. Whether we choose to change it is up to you. You must, however, be aware of this. And it is imperative that these whispered truths are said out loud for the next generation of heroes. Your hearts must not break, but awaken once you realize them.

@PeterKamondeN @lawrencekitema A very rare occasion. Just natural selection at play here.

@lawrencekitema A few times when satan is innocent..

Why take the risk? I hope they survived.😳

Humans

@MihigoSilas @BabereCity @wilsonmarivasa That leaves you with 10% of a continent with over 1.5 billion people. Still a huge market.

@BabereCity @wilsonmarivasa Wrong. 90% of Africans use Android phones

It's unbelievable to know that there is not a single Apple store in Africa.

@GenSurkano @05BM44 He did the same with luhya and Luo like they are the same people. Completely ignored the fact that the luhya have 16 subtribes.

@05BM44 Btw when you classify Meru, embu and Kikuyu differently why then cluster kalenjin as one?

SHA employs a total of 564 staff. Kalenjin = 100 - 17.7% Somali = 79 - 14% Kikuyu = 68 - 12.1% Kamba = 59 - 10.5% Luhya & Luo = 44 each - 7.8% Kisii = 36 - 64% Meru = 20 3.5% Borana = 16 - 2.8% Maasai = 13 - 2.3% Embu = 7 - 1.2% Gabra & Mijikenda = 6 each - 1.1% 🧵

@PompiClicks @DullahTheking2 This one is really good. Kid Cudi did a really good job.

@DullahTheking2 Entergalactic

🤔 👇🏽

@DullahTheking2 Power Shadow hunters

@otumbo @IanECox Do you own a car?

@IanECox I survive daily on under 3usd with a family. Repeat your answer again.

It cost less than $4.00 to drive the length of the Nairobi Expressway which is 27 km, when pre-paid. It's not designed mainly for the wealthy. That's very very cheap.

@DullahTheking2 JiD

Name Him/Her..... 👇🏽👇🏽

@chdmom_rozier @IzzyFromUSA @vinguard254 @grok I mean,who says no to free money?

@IzzyFromUSA @vinguard254 @grok Hey dumb fucks

Hide this guy from Kenya Kwanza government 😂😂.

@dorianbanks @Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ I actually thought her name was "Riddle"

@Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Weird, I assumed her name was What.

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@wanguwamajani @Adani1290 What's usually with the obsession of claiming Egypt though. You get to take credit for building the pyramids or what?

@Adani1290 There’s a group of gikuyu people who believe the same about themselves

Pharaoh is a Kalenjin name derived from the Name Pharaa kot (House is big) . This is evidence that Kalenjin comes from Egypt.

@mbiti_mwondi The guy is goated. Kwanza in Fargo season 1

Landman is such a beautiful series,if you watched Goliath you’d love it even more. Billy Bob Thornton is a great actor!

@arrow754 @Mnauwoo This is so accurate.

@Mnauwoo I can, shida iukua after nmebag sijuangi what ti say anymore, ambition inaisha

flirting skills ziko zero the only way naeza bag mtu ni kama ananitaka