Cpt Ron
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The massive drop when I left high school is purely coincidental
Grant Bailey@grantjbailey
Huge collapse in drinking among high schoolers 👀
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He’s going to the gym. Put 10 naked boomers in the locker room soon as he walks in
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🚨LMFAO. Netanyahu, mid-genocide in Gaza and Lebanon, sits down for an interview and wonders aloud why anti-semitism keeps following Jews around for >2,000 years.
NETANYAHU: "It's almost like it accompanies us throughout our history."
Then he lands on the answer: it's JEALOUSY.
The whole world is just jealous of the guy currently leveling apartment blocks on toddlers.
Truly insufferable.
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🇺🇸BREAKING: Someone placed a $920 million crude oil short at 3:40 AM.
70 minutes later Axios reported the US and Iran were close to a deal.
Oil dropped 12%.
The trade made $125 million in profit.
Minutes after that Iran launched the “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” and oil surged 8%.
$760 million placed before Trump’s last announcement.
$920 million placed before this one.
Every major announcement in this war has been front-run by someone who knew it was coming.
What kind of war is this?
This is more like a trading desk with an army.
Never stop connecting the dots.
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@Prospect_Tilt Normalize saying the name of the prospect in the post. Searches the “Hitting Savant” on Google and Austin Hedges. Someone of us are too drunk on a Saturday night to connect the dot
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New Max EV for the Hitting Savant this year with his 6th 💣 of the year
110.2 off the bat & 450 feet
Previous Max this year was 109.8 & his 90th EV is running a cool 104.8
Oh, we love to see it
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Not surprising after what we saw this weekend.
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Bears are signing free-agent wide receiver Scotty Miller, per Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.
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Matt Maxon’s walk off homer lifts Carmel to a 7-6 win over Hollister
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@FoolishBB So is Waldschmidt just a guy? Or will be he be a solid big leaguer. Your statement is contradictory
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A couple thoughts
>Hell yeah, Ryan Waldschmidt. Just a guy who is obviously going to be a solid big leaguer.
>The D'Backs were foolish to underestimate the proven rule of Alek Thomas and Jake McCarthy alternating which one is good and which one is bad.
Arizona Diamondbacks@Dbacks
We have made the following roster moves:
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What is your favorite athlete nickname of all time?
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Players just love ripping Pokémon cards in the clubhouse 🔥
Jacob Misiorowski also pulled a rare Charizard 😮
MLB@MLB
Mike Trout opened Pokémon cards with Zach Neto before yesterday’s game to get his mind off his slump Neto pulled a Charizard card and Trout said the box of cards would bring them home runs ... Then they both hit home runs 🤯
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2027 Hall of Fame First-Time Candidates
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@John43000846 @MLBdream He did. And now he’s having surgery…. Dumbass
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couldn't believe the tigers left skubal in...
Evan Woodbery@evanwoodbery
Tigers LHP Tarik Skubal will be placed on the injured list and undergo surgery for loose bodies in his elbow.
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Need a good nickname for Caleb Bonemer. Thinking about just going with the 💣ener.
Caleb Bombener. Dope or dopey?
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@StoolMintzy You probably win this because you’re brain dead and you don’t have much to think about
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