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@elonmusk Are you new here? The Babylon Bee is satire.

Why is that?

@nocontextmemes Pretty sure thats the infant form of the flukeman on the X Files.

@forallcurious I saw them too! I got this incredible close up shot of one of the meteors with my phones 30x zoom! Amazing stuff!

@MarketBasket Of course not, thats like putting tomato sauce and melted cheese on a bagel and calling it a pizza.

Let’s be frank… is a hot dog a sandwich? Mustard up your courage and choose a side!

@Mike_M_Klotz This guy is channeling Peter Dumbreck's flying Mercedes energy.

And that’s why he chose the brown seats.

@airmainengineer Damn, those big Sukhoi's make the MiG 29 in the middle look like a tiny little toy.

Can you guess the aircraft models?✈️ Difficulty: Aviation Expert

@ENERGY We have been the worlds largest oil producer since the Obama administration, yet we have never reaped any of the rewards. How is drilling more going to help anything?

Real liquid gold doesn’t come in a pot, it comes in a barrel. DRILL, BABY, DRILL.

@bankertobuilder As much as it pains me to admit. I like it.

A modern twist on an old classic We turned this 1960s conversation pit living room into a modern beauty What do you think?

@sommyhillz1592 @ProjectLincoln I wonder what a bot in Nigeria gets out of pretending to be part of a political party in America. Have the 419 prince scams stopped paying off?

@ProjectLincoln MAGA has never been so United. Trump’s actions in Iran has a 89 percent support from MAGA. Nobody can claim to be more MAGA than Trump . He leads and we follow. Shame on every panican and woke republican who wants to split up MAGA. You guys are losers.

Hassett: If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, but that's really the last of our concerns right now.

@WCVB Just wear green anyway. Getting the forecast from a floating head and hands would be pretty cool.

Why meteorologists who use a chroma key can’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day!

@sommyhillz1592 @atrupar I didn't realize MAGA had such a strong following among Nigerians like yourself.

@atrupar MAGA has never been so United. Trump’s actions in Iran has a 89 percent support from MAGA. Nobody can claim to be more MAGA than Trump . He leads and we follow. Shame on every panican and woke republican who wants to split up MAGA. You guys are losers.

Trump: "Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer 'need,' or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

@MarketBasket The whole thing is trap, the floor tile colors are all wrong.

Be honest, which leprechaun trap would catch you? Happy St. Patrick's Day from Market Basket ☘️ !

@myWinnipesaukee Only 90 more miles the only place I ever feel truly happy and at peace. The White Mountains.

First thought when you see this sign?

@WhiteHouse Always such a diva with your dramatics. Largest oil producer is meaningless when gas is now 60 cents more expensive than it was 2 weeks ago.

"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. BUT, of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@OurShallowState The question is will he pay a single cent of his so called insurance guaranteed on all tankers passing through? He has a long history of cheating people.

Oil tankers should enter the Strait of Hormuz, he said. Oil tanker captains should show some guts, he said.

@IsraelMFA Well maybe if Netanyahu and his pet Trump didn't start a war, this wouldn't be happening. You guys bombed the ever living hell out of Lebanon, calling their retaliation "unprovoked" is the dumbest thing I have heard all year.

Iranian proxy Hezbollah launches unprovoked rocket attacks from Lebanon. Israeli civilians are the target. This is the reality now in northern Israel.

@SimplyGregster @WilliamByrdUSA My mistake, I had not realized 930 was exclusive to the turbo model of that era,

@CKnighthawk @WilliamByrdUSA Do you even know what a 930 is? 930 is the Turbo. There is no widebody, whaletail, rear wiper and dual exhaust. It’s not even a M491 turbo look

Can someone ID this Porsche for me? Thx

@SimplyGregster @WilliamByrdUSA It is a 930. Quite obviously so.

@CKnighthawk @WilliamByrdUSA Not a 930

@WilliamByrdUSA Looking at the license plate now, it says 89, so gotta assume its a 1989 model which was the last year for 930 style, and the best in my opinion.

@WilliamByrdUSA Just regular 911 (930) from the 70's or 80s