lil retard

There’s a GitHub repo called MoneyPrinter with 20k+ stars. Its entire purpose is generating internet slop for profit (yes, including Twitter bots).

@TheBTCTherapist Takes 1 minute to setup a newsletter on Beehiiv

@comic Runway to build content needs time and time was provided by x monetization. Although you make a valid point yes.

My current work contract ends in 2 months. I’ve been working full time contracts for about 6 years. I planned on going all in on 𝕏 and building out new content, a newsletter and expanding to other platforms. I was demonetized 2 weeks ago. Now I am applying for jobs. Thanks 𝕏!

@paoloardoino How’s the non existent company and products going at @twentyone ?

Good news cycle

@HodlMagoo Blame $MSTR

The level of IQ on Bitcoin twitter has dramatically collapsed since Wall Street arrived.

@TheBTCTherapist That’s what happens when you get charged by the SEC for fraud. Can’t believe people give this guy their money.

For everyone worried about their crypto portfolios and the price of Bitcoin listen to this: Michael Saylor saw his stock collapse from $333 to $0.42/share. A -99.8% drawdown. He never gave up and now his company is worth $45 billion.

@KobeissiLetter Parking lot

IRAN ON THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ: "The Strait of Hormuz will not be the same as it was before the war. We have rewritten the maritime rules. The decision to grant a transit permit to a ship rests solely with us."

@StrategyMaxi @saylor @Strategy That would make bitcoin a complete failure. You sir need a mental health check.

Strategy owning 70% of the entire Bitcoin supply would be the best thing to ever happen to BTC and to every single person on Earth. Your money finally works harder than you do: real growth, real yield, crushing inflation forever. This is exactly what Michael Saylor has been building toward. He doesn’t just want the best for Bitcoin. He wants the best for humanity.

$1.75 trillion. That would make SpaceX the largest IPO in human history. And it might be underpriced. Saudi Aramco held that record. December 2019. $1.7 trillion valuation, $25.6 billion raised. It took the Saudi government guaranteeing $75 billion in annual dividends for five years, coercing wealthy families into buying shares, and offering citizens cheap bank loans to participate. They sold 1.5% on the Riyadh exchange after international investors balked. SpaceX wants to top that while raising double the capital: $50 billion. On the Nasdaq. No sovereign government backstopping demand. No guaranteed dividends. Just math. The math is staggering. Starlink hit 1 million subscribers in December 2022. 10 million in February 2026. 10x in three years for a business that requires manufacturing dishes, launching satellites, and building ground stations across 155 countries. AT&T took 76 years to reach 10 million landline customers. Starlink is adding 21,000 new users per day. At that rate, they’ll pass 20 million before the IPO prices in June. Run the revenue stack. Residential at $120/month. Maritime at $5,000/month. Aviation at $300,000/year per carrier. Starshield Pentagon contracts worth $3 billion. Starlink alone did over $10 billion in 2025 revenue. Analysts project $15 to $24 billion in 2026. That’s Netflix-tier revenue growing at triple Netflix’s rate, with 90% market share and zero meaningful competition in orbit. 65% of every active satellite above your head right now is a Starlink satellite. The constellation is larger than every other operator on Earth combined. SpaceX launched more rockets last year than every other country on the planet combined. They’ve turned orbital access into a marginal cost game nobody else can play. Then the xAI merger folded Grok, X, and a full AI research lab onto the same balance sheet. One ticker now contains the rocket monopoly, the dominant satellite telecom, the AI lab, and the platform you’re reading this on. Four trillion-dollar addressable markets packaged into a single offering. At $1.75 trillion on $15 billion in 2025 revenue, the sticker reads 115x. Sounds insane until you realize Starlink’s revenue is compounding at 80%+ annually with 90% market share in a category that didn’t exist five years ago. At that growth rate, the 115x becomes 30x on 2028 revenue. Amazon traded at 30x when AWS was at this stage of its curve. Bloomberg reports this is the first of three mega-IPOs this summer. SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic, collectively asking public markets for north of $4 trillion in a single quarter. The real number to watch is $50 billion in primary capital. Musk has said it funds Starship flight rate, orbital data centers, and a lunar base. If even one of those bets connects, $1.75 trillion will look like the opening bid.

@RobinNakamoto You could put the same amount into $QQQi and get 14%

You can literally drop $1.2M into $STRC and pull in ~$11.5k every month in dividends. Still not sure why more people aren’t doing this 🤷🏻‍♂️ Follow me for more financial advice

@Quinceyjakarii @KinggTrades @saylor “Buy bitcoin”

@KinggTrades @comic @saylor It is amazing. I’m just always baffled as to why retail, which is most people on here which is also middle class or high middle class and below, don’t do the same thing that he does on a lower scale. It’s sooooo simple yet people don’t do it

The market really letting @saylor add more bitcoin under his average. If we keep trading sideways for a couple more months he might double his holdings under his average. Amazing.

🚨 Someone just dropped over $1,000,000 on OTM $TSLA calls expiring in 23 days. Those contracts are currently worth $0.54 and are down 99% on the year. With a strike price at $470, Tesla would need to move over 20% for these to be in the money. Pure insanity. Or someone knows exactly what's coming.

SpaceX IPO – April, 20th

@DavidSacks No Elon musk?

I am honored and grateful to be appointed by President Trump to the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST) and to be named Co-Chair along with OSTP Director Michael Kratsios. PCAST is the principal body of external advisors tasked with shaping science, technology, and innovation policy for the President and the White House. Thirteen of the world’s most accomplished leaders in science and technology will join us as this PCAST’s initial members. Together we will make policy recommendations to ensure that America leads—and wins—in artificial intelligence and other cutting-edge technologies.  I look forward to working with the initial members: Marc Andreessen, Sergey Brin, Safra Catz, Michael Dell, Jacob DeWitte, Fred Ehrsam, Larry Ellison, David Friedberg, Jensen Huang, John Martinis, Bob Mumgaard, Lisa Su, and Mark Zuckerberg. Thank you to President Trump for his visionary leadership on technology policy which attracts the top luminaries in their fields to serve. It is an honor to be part of this distinguished group.

@QuisColton I didn’t see it until $240 and the exposure is overvalued so drastically I didn’t buy any. I tried to short it but it’s unavailable for shorting.

@comic How much are you up in this position?

If you bought into the mini Anthropic IPO last week you're now up 18x 🤯

@hillery_dan yay more dilution

Things are going to be crazy around here when prices are back to going up.

@zaidlikesmstr Lmao

Just like Apple created a seamless ecosystem for its users, the company is building one for investors of all appetites. This is why liquidity will ultimately live here. It won’t just be part of a ‘Mag Seven’… it stands alone as a Mag One.#MSTR #STRC

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@saylor @Strategy How’s $MSTR ? Still negative returns last 24 months and down -70% from its high.

71% to 2%. We engineer volatility. $MSTR $STRC $BTC