Steve Cade

“I was completely unaware I am a cunt. No one told me. I have recently been made aware by darts fans that I am a wanker, which is why I hired them as aides. However due to them not mentioning to me my cunt status I have had to sack them. There are rumours I am a ballsack…”

@keirwrong 27th April by chance?

You know why

@bestm8te @ArchRose90 Treated myself to a new alarm clock... The alarmer Starmer

@Cadeyco @ArchRose90 Get treated 😂

A anonymous minister sent this text to the Chief Political Correspondent for The Times : “This is a tipping point. There can be no more excuses; we're past apologies and there cannot be another fall person in the form of Olly Robbins. The PM must go." Starmer is a goner. 🍿

@ducksandchucks @ArchRose90 @dollydhalay Millibean!!!

@ArchRose90 @dollydhalay If he steps down now who else is going to have to go after local elections? Lammy should go, reeves is a disaster, the ginger one is still under investigation, then there’s the others, they should go to, and who does that leave?

@bestm8te @ArchRose90 I have started getting up one hour earlier, so I can hate him longer

@ArchRose90 Does anyone else have the same feeling of hatred towards Starmer, as I do? He won’t be going anywhere until after the local elections in May.

@LeeHurstComic A scandal like the rent boy trial in 2 weeks? 😉

💯 Doubt he will though. Labour will soon destroy this scandal with a new one.

@DavidBHerbert @PippaCrerar The conservatives as usual

@PippaCrerar The foreign secretary and the PM didn't know? Who have they found to take the fall for them this time?

BREAKING: Downing Street says that neither Keir Starmer nor David Lammy knew that Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting - and lays blame with Foreign Office official for overruling the decision.

@Iromg But they will probably up the licence fee to fund redundancy payments

A good start…

@LeeHurstComic Is £3bn a year to Ukraine still on the table? 🤔

Laughable. Maybe they can ration bullets?

@clevergamerboy @Tectone He is a large, spiced pork meatball?

@Tectone And again I don't think using the F word to describe Hasan is wrong, but you should have more of an argument to it. That way it donest come off as being fake or that your just saying things to be in the spotlight.

Hasan Piker is a Faggot

@AndrewGold_ok His hat says it all

FEMINISM HAS BETRAYED ALAN CUMMING!

@JaredCohen10 @Rod_Studd Darn it, you beat me to it!! 🤣🤣

@Rod_Studd And another 2 top tens…including the famous Jockey Wilson song…

Except Dexys had a number one with Geno in 1980 two years before this.

@_MAGA_NEWS_ Pedro is only doing what Kier Starmer has been doing for the past year...

🚨 JUST IN: In a bombshell move that's sending shockwaves across NATO, Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez has arrived in Beijing for a four-day official visit focused on stronger commercial ties with China, with an emphasis on signing an investment agreement and technology cooperation.

@peterrhague We are as powerful as Belgium nowadays

“We should consider going gentle into that good night” - FT

@CeeJaneCzek42 @GregWAutry @HansMahncke @grok Maxim probably went and had a nice sit down and a good cup of tea... In a china cup with a saucer.

@GregWAutry @HansMahncke @Grok What happen after Hiram Maxim flew a craft? Tell me more.

The story behind the New York Times’ 1903 claim that human flight was between one and ten million years away is even worse than it looks. Once you understand the backstory, you realize that the New York Times story is not really about flight at all but about how elites and credentialed “experts” mistake their own failures for the boundaries of possibility. The New York Times did not dismiss the possibility of powered flight at random. There was a very specific reason behind it. At the time, America’s most prominent scientific authority, Smithsonian Secretary Samuel Langley, had been showered with large amounts of taxpayer funding to build an aircraft, the Langley Aerodrome. Despite all the money, institutional backing, and elite prestige, Langley and his team could not get it to fly, culminating in a series of very public failures, the last on December 8, 1903. So when the New York Times declared that flight was millions of years away, what it was really saying was that if the most credentialed and well-funded “experts” cannot do it, then it cannot be done. A mere nine days later, the elites’ proclamation of impossibility lay in ruins. Two totally unknown bicycle mechanics from Ohio achieved the first powered flight using improvised parts, a few hundred dollars of their own money, and sheer persistence. The story of flight is, at its core, a story of the triumph of American individualism over elite credentialism. The fact that it was the New York Times that inadvertently delivered the proof is the most fitting conclusion imaginable.

@philthatremains Heath Ledger wasn't in Batman. In Batman, the Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.

Damn, that’s a fucking hard question

@GeorgeFoulkes Is Scotland not in Britain anymore? Try harder George

How ignorant can a Tory get? Marmalade comes from the French word "marmelade" which in turn came from Portuguese. It was first used as a breakfast item by Scots & given by James Boswell, from Auchinleck, to Samuel Johnson in 1773. England followed suit in the 19th. Century.

Mash means Smash 🤣

@Cyberbeagle1 @JP_Biz @JournoClaire Because NI is the benchmark the rest of the UK has to try to live up to. 😉

@JP_Biz @JournoClaire So rolled out here first? Are we always the guinea pigs for the rest of the UK?

Motability say they’ve removed 300 people from the scheme in NI since September after they started using black box recorders. One of those removed was clocked during 117mph in a 30 zone. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BBCNews Bring back the original motability car

Motability drivers 'horrified' by compulsory black-box trackers bbc.in/41LJLM8