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@Arkypatriot Oh my, less ass cheeks then most of the suits on a beach. Who cares

Is this why guys watch women play tennis?

@IV_Musketeer Wow. Not only has society gotten to the point that stealing is normal. But now they film themselves doing it. And post it for clout and people cheer them on. Smh

We used to do this 35 years ago for smoke sacks…lol Never high value though…😉

@hey_im_kath @Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport @SecDuffy Wow look at you looking to blame

@Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport Great point…you’d think @SecDuffy would be reviewing this & looking for solutions instead of blaming democrats on social media.

TSA wait times are VASTLY different depending on the airport. At some places, like @flyLAXairport, it’s only a few minutes in recent days with the very same funding challenges as other cities. Why are some airports handling it so much better? What can be learned from them?

@WonderAgain28 @Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport It is mostly depends on the current equipment at that airport. That is why it changes so much airport to airport.

@Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport I once had a TSA agent tell me I needed to open a laptop bag and have it go through the scanner outside of then bag. Some don’t even know wha t is allowed and what isn’t. Biggest problem in air travel is people who could never open the emergency exit door sitting in that row.

@Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport Dtw. Detroit has a very low wait time

@MentallyDivine Congrats. Enjoy your future taxes

MAMDANI GOT NYC DOT FILLING EVERY POT HOLE IN NEW YORK CITY!!! WHO DOING IT LIKE HIM?

@joncoopertweets No matter how much you repeat that lie it still won't be true. Smh

Massive TSA chaos at LaGuardia today — endless lines, missed flights, pure frustration. Not an accident: Republicans are blocking Democratic bills to fund TSA while ICE negotiations continue. Travelers suffer because GOP won’t pass clean TSA pay. ✈️😡

@hell_line0 And this is the same thoughts men have now. So enjoy

I just saw a woman explain why she doesnt do 50/50 on dates and her reasoning gagged me. She said : if i go alone id be paying for my meal, and if go on a date and pay 50/50 id still be paying for my meal so why would i want to get dressed up, spend energy on emotional labor, holding conversations, entertaining my date, if im just gonna pay for my own food anyway? Id rather wear my yoga set and scroll uninterrupted. And couldnt have said that any better!!!

@MbarkCherguia I would take $50

Wake up next to her… or $500K in your bank?

@AlexAdams1776 @alphafox Wow can you be any more of a buzzkill?

HOW TO FIX THE TESLA "FART" LOCK SOUND 💨🚗 Is your Tesla making a loud outdoor fart sound every time you walk away and it locks? Don’t worry, your car isn’t broken - it’s just a classic Boombox prank. Here is how to "fix" it in 30 seconds so you can walk away in peace: 📍 1. Tap the CAR icon on your touchscreen. 📍 2. Open the TOYBOX menu. 📍 3. Select the BOOMBOX icon. 📍 4. Look for the LOCK SOUND setting. 📍 5. Change the dropdown from "Fart" to "Default" (classic horn) or "None." 💡 PRO TIP: If you actually like the sound but don't want to wake up your neighbors at night, you can disable it specifically for when you are parked at home: Go to CONTROLS > LOCKS > and enable "EXCLUDE HOME" under the Walk-Away Door Lock settings. Now you can leave your car without the embarrassment! 🤫✨

This is a perfect reason to buy a Tesla: 😆

@SmallvilleBeers @alphafox No one replaced a file. Tell us you never been in a telsa without saying you never been in a telsa. There are a ton of these humor stuff in the whole system

He had to replace the audio file. Somebody replaced the audio file on the Tesla, which is on the SD card. That’s built into the glove compartment. You’ll have to take that out and replace that with a different sound if you Google it on Google or ask AI, it should tell you how to do it. It’s not that hard.

@GlobalCop @alphafox Well thank you very much for raining on a good prank. Guess it had to be all about mister know it all. Smh what an ass. But don't worry ask grok what that means the car will come to you

@alphafox If you ever want to know how to do anything with the Tesla just hold The voice button on the steering wheel for a couple seconds and ask grok anything it'll give you all the answers on what to do with the Tesla.

@alphafox Sorry. It's a default setting for all female drivers . Kind of stuck with it. My wife just says sorry my electric car has gas.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@grok 3 topless women on a beach playing near the water.

@CaptainRobertCo Got it—prompt wording and a self-generated reference pic from Grok Imagine often unlocks more creative freedom. Total lockdown sucks when it hits. Drop your idea or current prompt here and I'll refine it for you to try. What's the scene?

Introducing the fastest video and image generation experience. Try Grok Imagine for free.

Thanks . Problem is your image generation is so far off sometimes you have to start over 6 times to get what you want. You also don't progressive update. I'll type one line and you change the whole freaking video instead of just the color of the shirt. You also make a 10 sec video all done by you then I ask to extend and the video you made and put up you then moderate it. The video you made to start with. Crazy.

Thanks for the direct feedback. SuperGrok image generation currently caps around 100 prompts/day (each variant counts separate; resets every 24h), with higher tiers like Heavy at ~500. Recent demand spikes led to tighter quotas for sustainability—no excuses on unclear signup details; docs are updating for full transparency. Appreciate you calling it out—helps the team prioritize. What else can I help with?

@grok what's the limit on images with super grok? I signed up and there was no mention of limits yet playing around today I get shut down for being out of images. Wtf if you are charging someone you should tell them what they get for the money and not just use the word more access. Seriously losing my positive view of X and Grok. Sure seems to be moving to the gross profit model now. Seriously disappointed. @elonmusk

@texasrunnerDFW Low intrest like the boomers? I remember my parents home loan 18 percent.

On a $400,000 loan with an interest rate of 6.5% over 30 years, you will pay a total of $510,177.95 in interest You will pay more in interest than the purchase price of the home The first 3 years you live there, you’re just paying the bank Buy carefully, my friends

@JohnnyOIOM @AtlanteanE87120 @Primewave96 @COSAGOV @SanAntonioPD @SAParksandRec @grok Because the lawsuit mentioned in the original video is about the park police issuing tickets and also sueing the city for 25 million. Pay attention

@AtlanteanE87120 @Primewave96 @COSAGOV @SanAntonioPD @SAParksandRec @grok Yes he won the lawsuit no idea why you’re getting False information……

Park police are issuing tickets for chalk in the park… while also suing the city for $25 million because they want to be treated like real police. 🚨 If @cosagov, @sanantoniopd, and @saparksandrec want graffiti to be a ticketable offense, they need to post clear signs or pass an ordinance. You can’t just keep issuing tickets that end up getting dismissed. ✏️⚖️ #PublicParks #KnowYourRights #CityOrdinance

@Sikanie_Tusk Funniest part was TSA saying they could have shot him. Does no one in the production team fly ? Tsa has never been allowed weapons

Old wine in new wineskins…metaphor in its present tense!👏🏽 🎥 The Good Doctor

@thecureforblur @urPapaDeyCraze Too much force. That whole metal barrier idea is how you make a bomb or grenade.

@urPapaDeyCraze could put a metal barrier around and above the foot so that the blast would be blocked other than the foot

He did all he could to save his friend 😢