Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)

@DrNeilStone RFK Jr needs locking up in a padded cell for everyone's good😵‍💫

RFK Jr saying "none of the 72 vaccines given to children have been tested against placebo " The reality : - Children are not given 72 vaccines - The ones they are given have been tested against placebo This serial liar is your HHS Secretary.

@AntiTrumpCanada @MankyTattie As scary as F*CK😡

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

@allenanalysis Will you be wearing that out for your appearance at The Hague? Asking for a friend.

White House statement tonight: “President Trump does not bluff. He is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again.” “Iran has been defeated militarily. Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.”

@CopMoustache @SeabrookCrisps 😁😁😁

@SeabrookCrisps You spelled Hendersons wrong

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@BSmithBenS Absolutely clueless. I've been having COVID vaccination including booster for a number of years now and apart from short term soreness around the site. It's more like that she's overdosed on Anti Vaxxer nonsense.

Has she tried cattle dewormer 🤷 Filed in shite that never happened, sub category 2562.

@MrTibblesNewEra @Swordsman_Pete Who or rather what is a Pete Mitchell and should I care?

Dunno Pete, that second sentence does come over a bit racist. @Swordsman_Pete

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice All the very best for your future wherever it leads. It has been my honour and pleasure to have followed you over the past few years.

And just like that, 12 years, 2 medals, a whole bunch of memories and wonderful friends later; I’m done. Policing you were my childhood dream. I’m so proud to have been one of you and do my small bit. You’ll always be part of me, but time to live and move on. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@glenn_tunes Eye, camel, needle, through, chance, more etc.

HEAVEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theliamnissan No wonder that Webster's removing the Gullible definition from their United States editions 🙄😁😁😁😁😁

Yup, an average American

@MrTibblesNewEra @DaveTheRaveU With me it depends upon which bits are being referenced. EG I'm a polyfilla white from neck to waist but above my neckline it varies with the amount of Sunshine it's exposed too. There are bits I can't confirm 😕

What colour were you in the 90s and what colour are you now? I feel I've missed out, I've always be a pasty white. @DaveTheRaveU

@BSmithBenS If only he had access to a research tool he could use🙄

Pictures of two firefighting planes 😂 You sausage Gordon.

Let’s see your leaf photography. Show me how sunlight and seasons whisper through your lens.

@theliamnissan He'll be devastated when he realises that he's decades outside the preferred demographic 🤔

This dude chose Donald Trump over his wife

@Damaan4u33 🤚

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@TodayUpdates0 @CHAOS96823395 👍

In 1980, 7yo Anna Bachmeier was raped & murdered by convicted pedophile Klaus Grabowski. In 1981 trial, he claimed the child seduced him. Mother Marianne shot him dead in court with 7 shots: “I did it for Ana.” Served 3 years. Was this Mother a Hero? A. Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@soigomaa Brilliant response ❤️❤️❤️

I mean, we could all mind our own damn business and let the woman enjoy her swim time. That seems the right way.

@history99917180 @Disco_Girly What Gareth said he's one of the good guys and even Dave thinks that.

@Disco_Girly Mate, I’ve walked in your shoes. You look absolutely fabulous. Ignore the throbbers. Be proud.

Yesterday I was accused of glory hunting male attention - I am not that person 😬 But that comment led me to spiral and delete my favourite photo one I am so proud of - 9 months post surgery and finally got my hair back .. until youve walked in my shoes don’t judge. Be Kind 💜💜

@rowbott1 @campervanwoman I'm still trying to get over the memory of my late MiL who came from Bristol 😁 Just kidding I love the City.

@Carl_Ott @campervanwoman I hope you’ve gotten over it.

I’m not happy about the creep of ‘gotten’ into common usage. I’ve read it several times in the last few days, including in The Times (The Times, forsooth!) Come on now, we’re not American.

@Bbmorg It's incredible that the Eejits can't work this conundrum out for themselves 🤔

I’ve never seen, nor met, a Satanist telling other people how to live their lives.

@BSmithBenS The clouds in the image are likely altocumulus clouds, possibly with the undulatus feature. So a recognisable natural phenomena🙂 What on earth is wrong with these people 😟

If that’s what comes into your head when you see clouds it’s probably time to make an appointment with a psychiatrist.