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@lisareality1 @AWordIfIMay Karma.

Time to step down…

@DawnNeesom @GBNEWS You and @markwhiteTV are great together.

And that's a wrap on 26 live TV shows in 22 consecutive days. The joy of being a freelance journalist! 🤪 Thanks for putting up with me 🙏 #GBNews @GBNews #Easter #journalism

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@GBNEWS Alex and Emily are the perfect pairing unlike the usual duo.

Emily Carver delights fans as she shares baby George's heartwarming reaction to Easter return on the People's Channel gbnews.com/celebrity/emil…

@DrHoenderkamp Wow such beautiful hair.

Everyone playing in the garden! 😹

@Landeur @Bax31James Young people love the invaders and the skivers so let them pay for them.

Arguments about fairness are only relevant if fairness can actually be achieved, which it cannot. And if you really want to talk about fair, you have to look at how young people are getting completely fucked over by this system, being taxed to hell and the money been given directly to millionaires. Utterly absurd.

Means-test pensions at £1,000,000 assets and remove the triple lock. Tie pension increases to inflation only. This is perfectly reasonable, but if you dare to suggest it then people will comment suggesting you should be sent to Ukraine and die in a trench.

@Landeur You get a choice, Ukraine or Iran.

@ian_m_mcculloch @publicenemy2024 People will do anything for money.

@publicenemy2024 Do the pilots and their families get to breathe different air to the rest of us. They would be really stupid to spray their own family.

Come the fuck on! A nice sunny day, and they're doing this over SE Kent today! I picked up loads of flak a few weeks back for telling people this is definitely happening, with loads of people offering bollocks explanations! FFS, how much evidence do you need?

@hypnochickuk @SandyofSuffolk Do they not stock halal ?

@SandyofSuffolk I was being tongue in cheek 😁 but not only is their food quality exceptional, their ethics are almost unmatched. So if you can afford to care about the environment, sustainability, avoiding GM foods (incl in animal feed, animal welfare, fair treatment of farmers, you shop there

I don't actually understand why anybody would shop at Waitrose. You can buy the same quality and products in every other supermarket, but cheaper. 🤔

@SimonLes12 @SandyofSuffolk Believe me the riff raff are starting to infiltrate.

@SandyofSuffolk Keeps out the riff raff. Worth every penny not to have to rub shoulders with the absolute detritus we call the bulk of the population of this country.

@CF_Farrow @Rob__Carson @Tesco Karma for killing baby animals.

Bought this from @Tesco on Thursday. Use by date next week. Took out the oven for our family Easter supper. Green. 😩😢

@qwright99924750 @PatrickChristys @waitrose Ocado, and it’s fresher.

@PatrickChristys @waitrose I want to boycott waitrose over this but where am I gonna get nice food from lol

Why should @waitrose customers pay a premium to cover your shoplifting costs when you fire a bloke who actually wanted to stop a shoplifter?!

@WindsorDebs @uksciencechief @GOVUK @POTUS Follow @RealGeoEngWatch

Spraying in every direction today. DELIBERATELY trying to ruin our Easter weekend. @uksciencechief @GOVUK @POTUS

@WindsorDebs @les_manc @uksciencechief @GOVUK @POTUS The wind is our friend.

@MarkRuddStaffs @TeagueRoger Then move to an area you can afford.

@TeagueRoger But you can't get more than a shed for £100,000 today. £100,000 today is a 20-25% deposit on a family four-bed. In suburbs of large or university cities, perhaps as low as 10%. Utterly disingenuous.

Here is part of my mortgage statement from 2002. I paid £900pm on a £100k mortgage (an average house in my area was around £120k. Today a £100k mortgage would cost you about £600pm on a 2026 salary. Max needs to understand a lived experience isn't the same as a Google search.

@conners8619 @TeagueRoger @boot15_vu Think of all those poor refugees that you are paying for, doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside ?

@TeagueRoger @boot15_vu Max has a point to be fair, UK tax payers pay a fortune and get absolutely nothing for it. Kids should not have to pay for degrees, houses should be affordable and all persons who’ve contributed to society should get a state pension, it’s not difficult.

@Arwenstar World war 3 will sort the next pensioner problem out.

A lot of people don’t seem to realise they’re going to be old too someday. Do they think they’re immune to ageing? I’d love to be a fly on the wall when it’s their turn to be ‘pensioners’ and they have to read all the callous “selfish old farts” comments. Karma may take a long time but it never forgets an address.

@PaulCoxComedy @AndrewGold_ok @ThatAlexWoman Beauty and the beast.

Myself and @AndrewGold_ok started a new comedy duo on @ThatAlexWoman’s Weird Hour today. Introducing Fatty and Jewy

SACKED after 17 years… for stopping a thief. A Waitrose worker in Clapham Junction has lost his job after intervening to stop someone stealing Easter eggs. Walker Smith, 54, had given 17 years of service only to be shown the door for trying to do the right thing. No warning. No loyalty. Just gone. What message does that send to staff and to every other would be shoplifter wanting an easy target. Do your job… but don’t actually protect the business. Waitrose have ABSOLUTELY no loyalty to their staff they are quite happy to dispense of Loyal partners like yesterdays rubbish.

@andythegymrat @sophielouisecc Only people that can support themselves.

@sophielouisecc I thought you were all in favour of increasing the birthrate? Or is it only the birthrate of people who aren’t brown?

The same people that are telling me I should be ok with a Pakistani/bangladeshi family that haven never worked with 5 kids getting more in extra benefits than I earn in a year are apparently against pensioners getting a measly £12k per year after working their whole lives