Charlie Brown

@rushicrypto This is rage bait

I’m very confused about the number of people who think “property tax” is a sales tax on you home rather than taxes to pay for public services you use every day. “I paid off my home why do i still pay property taxes?!?!?” Oh, did you also stop using the roads and libraries and sidewalks and parks? Not worried about fires anymore?

@rainstormblue People writing out these long equations and you can see it’s 50 if you just look at it for literally 5 seconds

i have a PhD in maths from the university of oxford and i can’t solve this

@KILLTOPARTY Sounds like she just hates him

It’s funny when married people hate each other

@realchasegeiser Don’t forget retarded

So it turns out politics is fake and gay

@maxyourtest Sounds like a cool dude

Patriot

@hashjenni He said we’d win so much we’d be tired of winning so he wasn’t lying

Congratulations to President Trump for winning the Iran War for the 17th time. Nobody has won this war more times than you!!!😂😂😂

@BarrettJ Better tuck them elbows or it’ll be shoulder surgery at 41

Is it a lot of weight? No, not really. But as the skinny computer nerd who waited until age 40 to see the advantage of weight-lifting, 3 sets of 3 reps at 200lb is pretty damn cool. Onwards and upwards!

@GenFlynn @LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson The ratio says it all

@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson Hi @LauraLoomer you really need to stop attacking every single person who has a difference of opinion with you. It’s both annoying and boring at the same time.

Hi @GenFlynn, Why are you promoting the CCP? How can you say CCP propaganda is insightful? You are literally promoting the CCP while you call yourself a US General. Tucker Carlson’s @TuckerCarlson latest podcast guest is a CCP supporter larping as a professor to sow dissent online for the purpose of attacking President Trump and destroying the MAGA movement for China. I have discovered that “Professor” @xueqinjiang’s writings are published in official publications of the Chinese Communist Party. He is also the Deputy Principal of a Communist high school in Beijing, China. As you can see below, Jiang Xueqin’s articles are published in China Youth Daily. China Youth Daily is a state-controlled newspaper in China and the official daily voice of the Communist Youth League of China (CYLC). Established in 1951, it acts as a primary media outlet targeting young professionals, promoting Communist Party of China (CCP) ideology while covering news on education, economics, and society.  The Communist Youth League of China (CYLC) also known as the Young Communist League of China or the Communist Youth League, is an organization of the People's Republic of China for youth between the ages of 14 and 28, run by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Additionally, Jiang Xueqin is listed as the Deputy Principal at Tsinghua University High School, which forces compliance with Xi JinPing’s communist teachings and openly promotes the CCP and CCP membership on their website. See screenshots below 👇🏻 This is what you’re calling “powerful and insightful”? Are you serious? Why are you continuing to amplify anti-Trump, CCP propaganda on a daily basis? Not to mention, you are a senior Advisor to Catholics for Catholics which just hosted a gala of anti-Trump conspiracy theorists and advocates of Islamic jihad. You claim to be anti-Islam, but Catholics for Catholics just hosted a bunch of pro-Hamas influencers and Islamic apologists. Why are you promoting America’s enemies? Don’t get me started on your belligerent son either who runs around badmouthing Trump and spewing anti-Semitic drivel all day long. You go out of your way to protect him no matter how depraved his comments are. You wonder why Trump keeps you at a distance. This is why. Your support of this anti-American activity and subversion is indefensible. I have watched you from a distance for a while now and this crosses a line. You need to really think about what you represent. It certainly is no longer America. RECEIPTS 👇🏻

@guideforlovers Nice try big girl.

Men, is this true?

@naiivememe Girls flirt with you guys?

Being a man in your 30s 40s is interesting. You have girls born in 2003, 1989 and 1969 flirting with you

@DowdEdward Because he doesn’t know and he’s lying

If we know why aren’t they in a prison or deported already?

Another used Hyundai asking for Lamborghini pricing.

@MensHumor When Rick comes out of the kitchen to watch, it’s some serious business.

@Matt_Bracken48 A woman “pastor?”

This is one of Trumps closest advisors. Sound up. Jesus wept.

@alphafox Don’t even know you bro but I’m proud of you

Sobriety update! I haven't posted about it much, but that doesnt mean I relapsed. Still chugging along, not a drop since Nov 7 25', almost 4 months! I lost 25 pounds, feel better, life is good. I had been drinking hard stuff daily for about 20 years, If I can stop then anyone can. I couldn't wean off, I just had to just stop cold turkey - stopping outright isn't for everyone but it worked for me. Some people need help, which is fine, do what you have to do to stop poisioning your body daily. You got this! 🫶

@DearS_o_n Jesus loves you and cares. And your mother if she’s a good one

@BamaSaltyMarine I think you meant “bammer” not auburn

A guy goes into a bar in New York where the bartender is a robot. The guy sits down at the bar, and the robot asks: "What will you have? The guy replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back. The robot asks, "What's your drink?" The guy answers, "Whiskey." The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" This time, the man replies "100." The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, Awbarn, and professional wrestling. The man finishes his drink and leaves, but he is so interested in this "experiment" that he decides he'll try again. He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" This time, the man answers "50." The robot leans in real close and s-l-o-w-l-y asks, "So, are you people still unhappy that Kamala Harris lost?" ...

@BrianAtlas At least the kids are white

I loathe this viral TikTok trend of entitled, oblivious, ungrateful moms/wives downplaying the contribution of husbands/fathers. What would YOU add to the dad side that she conveniently omits?

@SecKennedy He’s going as far as those jeans will let him

Leg day in Austin.

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