Cecelia Shao 🐀

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

@stripe Absolute mic drop moment for businesses and platforms! All of the regulatory complexity and integration effort to stand up a lending program just melts away…

We've updated Stripe Capital for platforms. You can now send financing offers to your users in *minutes* from your dashboard—with no code. Available in the US: docs.stripe.com/capital/no-cod….

Good luck recreating this in Figma lol

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

severance tweet, severance tweet, the most vile misogyny i've ever seen in my life from a verified account i do not follow, severance tweet,

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

President Xi please release a graphic design and video editing software suite, the west’s artists are being crushed by the despotic Adobe subscription regime

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

In awe of how my wife will arrive in a new city and immediately seek out local ointments, textiles, a bolt of fine cloth etc. It's like travelling with a merchant from 16th century Antwerp

Not having a driver’s license as someone in your 20s or 30s is climate change activism. Asking your friend for a ride is creating community, reinvigorating the global village. Be proud of yourself.

@vrbo really decided to shoot them selves in the foot by forcing app download just to see listing details. Basically impossible to plan a group trip because everyone has app fatigue and people just give up on the trip 🤷🏻‍♀️

no way adulthood is just everyone being in japan, italy, greece, or running a marathon

@rachelclif Biography of X by Catherine Lacey ~ messy, beautiful mystery about identity in relationships

I want to read an unputdownable novel about sex, love, secrets, and messy, beautiful humans. any recommendations?

@Instacart @InstacartHelp fascinating how your security model is so flawed that you simultaneously detected someone hacking into my account yet error out consistently on password reset? Your users are totally blocked getting help because you make them sign in...

@KevinEspiritu @BotanicalSeeds Love a fun naming exercise! Assuming this is for US market: - Natural Boost - Nature’s Boost - Green Grow - Earth’s Bounty - Natural Fertilizer (for SEO) - New Grow - Plant Glow

Going to start a fertilizer line. What should I name it? - Ideally 1-2 words - Not cringe - Communicates organic, quality, and performance If I choose your brand/line name, I'll send you $100 of our @BotanicalSeeds as a thank you for the inspo :)

Maria Hernandez Park in Bushwick, Brooklyn 😍

Me going to bed: yay, can’t wait for another night of restful sleep! My brain: