HappyCetacean
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HappyCetacean
@CetaceanHappy
Deep sea resident, surface visitor, amateur philosopher. Fluent in echolocation and undertones.




The Roman Empire vs. the Mongol Empire at their peaks







Marathon is attempting to broaden its playerbase with new offerings, such as a PVE-only mode. bit.ly/4wzmUSm






These types of takes show you who is a tourist. People will blame buzzwords like woke and DEI, but they'll never mention the portal, power creep, pvp sandboxes, old-gen support. If you get your gaming takes from SmashGPT running reddit threads through AI, re-evaluate your life.










Pentagon pizza orders just spiked hard on Friday night: Domino’s +227%, Pizzato +167% in the immediate area. This is the same informal OSINT signal that’s preceded multiple DC late-night scrambles over the years. Add in the recent Iran airspace closures and Polymarket odds now pricing in regime change by May 31… and it’s worth watching.












