Cosima Charlton

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Cosima Charlton

@CharltonCosima

Twitter bears out the WW1 joke. Message sent: Send reinforcements, we're going to advance. Message received: Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

In a trench with a teapot. Katılım Eylül 2018
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Cosima Charlton
Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@APRILMARY 🍽🍋🍽🍽🍽 🍏🍽🍏🍏🍏 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏 Very jammy.
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Mary Lewis
Mary Lewis@APRILMARY·
Lucky in the end. Wordle 1,739 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Just call me Anne
Just call me Anne@ann_lahiff·
@rpuffinstuff2 I'm not sure I should ask this, but what on earth is a professional cornhole?... presumably nothing like a cakehole?
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Lauren Deutsch
Lauren Deutsch@LaurenCDeutsch·
Due to of his phenomenal evening wear, Dior's daywear is often overlooked. Yet, look at this 1947 day dress from Dior's first collection. In contrast to most of the outfits in that collection, this dress lacks the heavy undergarments that he used to create his New Look
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Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧
Some of the personal abuse that @stellacreasy has experienced in recent days has been off-the-scale. The abuse directed at women on social media is one of the most disturbing things I've learnt from being on this platform. It needs to be said, however, that this week's change in abortion laws - of which she is a prominent aupporter - is one of the most sickening changes to British society ever. It's now legal in this country to "terminate" up until birth. It's basically infanticide. We're killing babies that could easily survive outside the womb and it's been done without any meaningful public debate - piggy-backing as an amendment to a barely relevant bill. Dark. Dark in so many ways. I don't use the word "wicked" lightly but that's what this legislation is. And that so few people in this country even seem to care about what is now lawful is the saddest thing of all. "Great" Britain? Not while this law stands.
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Cosima Charlton
Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@Ella_M_Whelan Consider the position of a woman whose children can look her in the eyes in the full knowledge that they were never at risk of being aborted and they need never fret over whether they may have lost siblings that no one dares to mention. That is freedom and it is glorious.
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Alan
Alan@A1an_M·
@ForgiatoBlow47 You might be dead, but asymptomatic, like lots of people were with COVID. That's The Science. Don't question it!
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Trumps Nephew
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47·
I never got the Covid vaccine I’m supposed to be dead I’m still alive
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Scottish Suffragette🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎗
My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.
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Cosima Charlton
Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@APRILMARY 🍋🍽🍋🍽🍽 🍽🍏🍽🍏🍽 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍽 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍽 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏 Similar story.
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Mary Lewis
Mary Lewis@APRILMARY·
Nasty. Wordle 1,737 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Gay Not Queer
Gay Not Queer@Gaynotqueer1·
I'm still gobsmacked at how a FIRE SERVICE got to this point.
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Mambo Italiano
Mambo Italiano@mamboitaliano__·
Alberto Magrì is one of the most beloved and famous Italian 🇮🇹 pastry influencers In this spectacular video, he makes his famous lemon Neapolitan sfogliatelle 🍋 His technique is truly one of a kind
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Cosima Charlton
Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@APRILMARY 🍋🍽🍋🍽🍽 🍽🍏🍽🍏🍋 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏 Fruit machine not doing too badly at the moment.
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Mary Lewis
Mary Lewis@APRILMARY·
Very slow. Wordle 1,735 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Nick Timothy MP
Nick Timothy MP@NJ_Timothy·
Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.
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Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale@CryptoWhale·
🇮🇱 | In the latest video of Benjamin Netanyahu, they were so focused on counting fingers that they forgot to pay attention to the ears. I’ve never seen someone with two ear canals before.
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VEON
VEON@VEONGroup·
Following the announcement of our 4Q and FY25 results, our CEO @Kaan_Terzioglu spoke with @CNBC. Kaan highlighted VEON's ethos of not just selling raw data or gigabytes, but providing meaningful digital services to empower our customers for every minute of their day. Watch the interview to find out how our decentralised model and DO1440 strategy are helping us deliver on our purpose to drive a better life for all.
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victorshannock
victorshannock@victorshannock·
Jolly ladies with dog left hubbies playing golf walked ax our property I happened to open the door first thing they asked “is your house coming down?” @countrymousie a classic
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Mary Lewis
Mary Lewis@APRILMARY·
Deceptive. Wordle 1,733 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Greg Baldwin
Greg Baldwin@GregBaldwinIroh·
British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?
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kazzlehelen
kazzlehelen@KazzieDornan·
@OlooneyJohn I’m always getting texts I ignore them and block them, however you cannot block nhs 🤦‍♀️
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John Olooney
John Olooney@OlooneyJohn·
Once you hit 60 make sure you get every booster and flu shot your offered, shingles, measles, mumps, monkey pox, pneumonia, RSV - you name it there is a new injection for it, don't question the endless text invites when they come to your smartphone - just line up and take each injection like good livestock. Eventually you'll be so covered against every possible ailment you'll clearly never die. In fact you'll be fukin immortal. You want to get your pension right.. Just my card in your back pocket though. Wake up you silly bastards, your old enough now to know better ffs. STOP taking their poisons or you'll simply never see your pension, but have you considered that perhaps that is the plan?
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries

An American woman loses both parents and goes through their Social Security records. They paid in for DECADES — nearly $1,000,000 combined. Her dad died before collecting a CENT. Her mom only received about $32,000 a year for four years. That’s not a safety net. It's a SCAM.

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Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@OlooneyJohn Golden rule - never give your mobile phone number to the doctors. Let them make do with the landline number. No texts, and any scam texts supposedly from NHS get binned straight away.
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Cosima Charlton
Cosima Charlton@CharltonCosima·
@A1an_M Bunters to you (tough) Goodness nose (actually it was knows but I misheard it) The man's coming to flood the beds (to get us up in the morning) Three jumps up the cupboard door (ie. nothing, in reply to "what's for pudding").
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Alan
Alan@A1an_M·
I remember a handful of stock phrases my parents used to repeat constantly when we were kids: "Turn off that light" "Sit up straight!" "Don't talk when you're eating!" "Do you think money grows on trees?" "Lord, give me strength!" I wonder which of my catchphrases my kids will remember. It's probably going to be a draw between "Eat some protein!" and "Turn off that screen!" 🙄 What were your parents' favourite catchphrases?
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