Cheryl Plak

@OurShallowState Happy birthday!

Copper woke me up at 5A, per usual. He wished me a happy birthday. I wondered how he knew. He asked me how I planned to spend the day. I told him I wanted to spend it with him. He asked me what I wanted. I told him I already have it. He curled up on the couch. He's a good boy.

@ForgiatoBlow47 Fuck off

IF YOU COULD SAY TWO WORDS TO DONALD TRUMP. WHAT WOULD IT BE?

@RichardAngwin Tacky 🤮

Trump's Oval Office makeover. Thoughts?

@GaryPetersonUSA lol

Jeanine Pirro has made us all safe. Her fight to make crime illegal has put all criminals on guard who aren’t covered by the #PatriotPass.

Since the paid MAGA influencer losers are executing their marching orders on this Spirit story, let’s inject some reality. The Biden administration didn’t stop any Spirit mergers. The issue went to trial and a judge ruled that a Jet Blue/Spirit merger violated US antitrust laws, and would likely increase prices on consumers. The courts ruled, correctly, that the merger violated the law and would hurt Americans. So, fellow Americans: what MAGA is really saying is they don’t give a shit about the law, and they don’t give a shit if you had to pay more to fly. politico.com/news/2024/01/1…

Hey MAGA, I'm just curious. If you insist on calling the former president Barack Hussain Obama, why don't you call the FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel???

@Alinavisooo E fuck no

🇺🇸 Should President Trump be honored alongside the four presidents on Mount Rushmore? 🗳️ Poll: A. Yes, absolutely B. No C. Maybe in the future D. No opinion

@GaryPetersonUSA lol

President Trump is making karaoke night great again!

@nicksortor Are you fucking stupid! We use those bases for our military defense and use.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says the US will be withdrawing "A LOT" more troops from Germany than the 5,000 announced yesterday FINALLY. Bring our troops home! We don't need NATO — NATO needs US! "We're going to cut WAY down and we're cutting a lot further than 5,000" 🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr lol

We all know President Trump is a handsome man, but I'm especially drawn to his neck for some reason🙏🇺🇸

@PerfectOurUnion Small towns in Ohio

Leaving MAGA has more billboards planned nationwide. Where should we consider a board?

@SundaeDivine Fucker Salad

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

@GaryPetersonUSA lol

After saving the arts from cancel culture, President Trump deserves his spot on Rushmore Mountain alongside other American Icons like Christ Jesus and Gondy. This will appease our leader enough to reward us with lower gas and grocery prices.

@atrupar JFC

Trump is blasting "Live and Let Die" before he takes the stage to deliver a speech to seniors

@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble lol

Ever since President Trump was elected, no kids have gone off to school in the morning and then returned home in the afternoon with a gender-reassignment surgery. Personally, I don't think he gets enough credit for that🙏🇺🇸

@krassenstein The Onion

THE NEW INFOWARS…. I have a feeling Alex Jones won’t like it. And yes this is real.

@RepJackKimble @DerrickEvans4WV lol

@DerrickEvans4WV Whenever I see people waving those 50 stars and 9 stripes, I feel such pride

Thousands just stormed the line 5 HOURS early for President Trump in The Villages, Florida. One guy slept on an air mattress overnight just to hear him speak. This is raw MAGA energy. USA! USA! USA!

@Acyn Fuck this shit

Trump on Cuba: We will be taking it over almost immediately. On the way back from Iran, we’ll have maybe the USS Lincoln come in off shore and they’ll give up.

@Acyn Why are people applauding this?

Trump on US Navy Seizing Ships: It’s a very profitable business. We’re like pirates.

@Acyn Fucker. Who doesn’t love dogs,

Trump says he was pushed to get a dog when he was elected but rejected the idea. “It’s not going to work for me… Every president's had a dog because they do it for votes. Some of them do it because they love the dog, probably most of would do it for votes… I thought it would look quite fake”