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@NICKIMINAJ @SecRubio A pardon doesn't work for civil cases dumbass.

Standing in the middle of 2 legends. Wishing you a VERY Happy Birthday 🎉 @SecRubio

@jason_howerton "Advocates for policy that harms children" You mean this guy?

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question: “You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.” Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society. Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state. You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy. I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are. Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few. Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God. I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works. You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+. It’s about policy, not personality.

@Rabidcow1 @obsidian_doggo @TeamTalaricoHQ @jamestalarico "I vote pedophiles into power to own the libs" isn't the gotcha that you think it is my guy.

@obsidian_doggo @TeamTalaricoHQ @jamestalarico Anything that makes your life worse is what I vote for.

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him.

@itsfine1111 @tractor_owner @j_fishback That's... Actually more or less what he did.

@ChestnutTree23 @tractor_owner @j_fishback He gives off the vibes of a 28 year old who hangs around high school kids to buy them alcohol hoping he'll be invited to the house party but never does. Full pedo creep energy.

I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday. Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.

@j_fishback How old is she this time, James?

@tractor_owner @j_fishback I mean he literally groomed a kid so yes, he's very off putting.

@j_fishback Obviously there is no chance this guy actually wins the election but I just gotta say he is a weird dude. Incredibly off putting guy. Hopefully he will vanish shortly.

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Aren't you supposed to go drunkenly beat and cheat on your wife by now or something?

“Captain” Mark Kelly strikes again. Now he’s blabbing on TV (falsely & dumbly) about a *CLASSIFIED* Pentagon briefing he received. Did he violate his oath…again? @DeptofWar legal counsel will review.

@ScottGreenfield You can just tell a fat boomer sent them this.

This was sent to an immigration lawyer.

@Acyn It's funny because people have been speaking Spanish in Texas longer than they have been speaking English.

Roy: A friend in a suburban red county here did a poll in their school and said what language is spoken at home? Spanish was number one. Farsi was number two. Other languages number three, and English number four. This is what we're dealing with in Texas right now.

@IRAN_GHANA You guys did this right?

Dear Italy, Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth. We'd like to apply for the vacancy. Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span. The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

@IRAN_GHANA Your government murdered over 30000 people for protesting since your government couldn't even bring fresh water into Tehran during PEACE TIME. The deaths of children is always unfortunate but don't act like you care about this now when it suits you.

Dead Iranian children: no condemnation. Delayed cargo: emergency press conference. In Kallas' seasonal "international law," one tanker is valued above 200+ extinguished Iranian children. Remember that the next time EU says "values."

@WadeAtState @DeathMetalV @TheMcGloneCode If you think simply believing in Christ absolves you from using his name in vain then you're going to have a very rude awakening.

@DeathMetalV @TheMcGloneCode Bro there’s only one room, it’s for people who don’t believe in Christ, and you’ll be there.

Dude disowned one of his kids. He's a fucking loser.

@pablosaul439 @DeathMetalV Dude literally has to pay a random gamer to play with his account so he can look cool infront of people. He is living proof that having money does not infact make you cool.

@DeathMetalV I think it does.

@HeKasrehCrisis Paging @SecRubio and @DCIA

A definitive collapse of the Islamic Republic regime in Iran will not begin until: - The entire IRIB broadcast infrastructure, including all of its domestic and international analog, digital, and satelite broadcastings is completely dismantled and shut down. - Mojtaba Khamenei, Larijani, Ghalibaf, Ejei, Pezeshkian, Rouhani, Radan, Ahamd Vahidi, and Hossein Nejat are eliminated. Leaving any of them alive expecting that they will facilitate a surrender is utterly delusional. - Iranian people's connection to the internet across the country is, at least partially, restored. Orchestrating a mass uprising will be extremely difficult under the current internet blackout conditions. If these are not prioritized, the regime could have a pathway to surviving this conflict.

@Fidias0 Just surrender bro, it'll stop the war. Just like you said right?

@Sec_Noem @elonmusk Motherfucker YOU are the Deep State...

Performing my role as Secretary of Homeland Security has shown me just how real and dangerous the deep state really is. @elonmusk helped us find that a few DHS staff had installed spying software on the phones and computers of myself and other political hires. We found secret, secure rooms with hidden files that we turned over to attorneys. Under the leadership of @POTUS Trump, @DHSgov is returning to the standard of excellence and behavior we expect our government agencies to function at. We will root out actors who do not have the interests of America in mind.

@DrewPavlou @BryanMoMav15 It's as if America is cultural melting pot you Boganesque cunt.

@BryanMoMav15 Bro said God bless America than listed all 35 countries of the Americas as a subtle jab against the United States having a border

If you told someone in the year 2000 that within one generation the Super Bowl half time show would be performed completely in Spanish and they would set up a fucking sugar cane plantation on the pitch complete with Hispanic field labourers as part of the set, you would be considered a deranged far right lunatic conspiracy theorist. I’m watching this from Australia and it’s literally a woke fever dream. I can’t even believe that leftists decided to push demographic and cultural change this hard. Literally just a national humiliation ritual for the United States designed to make white people feel bad for existing. The message is: “This is your country now Chud, get over it.”

@texan_maga @MattWalshBlog @mrddmia Oh hello bot 🙄

@MattWalshBlog @mrddmia It was a shot at our mass deportation policies telling ya there's more of them than you And letting you know that the transgender perversion isn't going away Trash halftime show

I didn’t watch the NFL’s halftime show but I’ve seen the clips here. Just an absolute disgrace and a massive middle finger to the fans to have the entire show in Spanish. Football is an American sport. This is our culture. Our pastime. I was expecting a disgusting spectacle, but it looks even worse than I thought.

@MattWalshBlog Together we ARE America.

@elonmusk Okay, Pedo.

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