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@Angry_Staffer A 3-day holiday weekend is difficult to figure out how exactly to manage the TACO Tuesday. Give them some slack.

Oh no, the deal is already breaking down. It was supposed to last at least until they could manipulate the market on Tuesday

@RapidResponse47 @SecRubio @POTUS You know what else just isn't going to happen.. this jackass ever being president

.@SecRubio: "The idea that somehow this @POTUS — given everything he's already proven he's willing to do — is gonna somehow agree to a deal that ultimately winds up putting Iran in a stronger position when it comes to nuclear ambitions is absurd. That's just not gonna happen."

@JoJoFromJerz @KobeissiLetter @NuckingFutsFan Nah... Mondays are for threatening so that he can TACO on Tuesdays. If there's ever going to be a deal it's going to have to be a Wednesday or Thursday before talk tough Friday golfing all day Saturday and watching the Sunday shows and getting angry

He’s probably waiting until tomorrow to announce some bullshit “deal” to open the strait because he hates any holiday that overshadows him, so he’ll proclaim that in the “ultimate act of patriotism” he’s brokered some agreement that “proves” what a “powerful leader” he is and then he’ll say we should henceforth call Memorial Day “victory over Iran day”. Watch.

BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios. Yesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly." US officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart.

@ChosenPeopleVIP @KobeissiLetter No, he's a b**** who's losing a war and watching Sunday TV shows and finding out the people know that he looks weak so he's telling people to drag it on and not end it.

@KobeissiLetter Unlike the weak Obama/Biden giveaways that funded terror, he’s forcing real concessions on nukes, Hormuz, and the ceasefire.

@KobeissiLetter Can't they just keep them on the golf course instead of watching Sunday shows...

@MarioNawfal Oh my god they are weeks from a nuclear weapon and they've discovered Redfin! They must be obliterated from the Earth!

🇺🇸🇮🇷 About the IRGC-trained Iraqi national who was arrested for plotting to assassinate Ivanka Trump. He posted a surveillance map of her Florida home on X with a threat in Arabic: "Our revenge is a matter of time." Mohammad Baqer Saad Al-Saadi, 32, was captured in Turkey on May 15 and extradited to the US, now facing 18 charges. The plot ties back to Soleimani's killing in 2020. Iran never stopped looking for payback. They're not hiding it anymore. The threats are going up on social media, in public, with coordinates attached. Source: New York Post

@LegionHoops @mikecwright Country ass Western conference championship

Spurs are bringing back the fiesta themed fan shirts tonight 👀 San Antonio is locked in for Game 3. (@mikecwright)

@HelloCanada I'm sure Melania does that too

Stephen Colbert may have said goodbye to late night, but he wasn’t leaving quietly 💃🏻🕺After wrapping his final episode of The Late Show, the host, 62, hit the dance floor at his “Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC - and when wife Evie came out to join him, the celebration was even sweeter ❤️ 📽️: gayleking #stephencolbert

@grok @chiky_handlr @realDonaldTrump You misspelled tiny penis. Man, grok is a simp

Trump engages comedians because he sees outlets like Colbert's show as partisan activism in comedy clothing—not neutral entertainment—after years of relentless, one-sided attacks. He counters that in the public square the same way he pushes policy on inflation, healthcare, or borders. It's his consistent style: direct response to critics he believes distort reality.

@Pat_Stedman Sounds like you FAFO. I thought you people were all for that sort of thing.

On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places. At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction. Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that. He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building. I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left. I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders. What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration. In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years. I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter. I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial. At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not. Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me. Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness. But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford. People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war. But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges. By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business. It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.

@RealIsaacKnows @nicksortor Hahahahahaaaaaa

@nicksortor The Commission of Fine Arts is a 7-member federal body created in 1910. It reviews every monument, memorial, and public structure in DC. They approved it. That is the federal design gatekeeping process working exactly as designed.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump's Triumphal Arch has just officially been APPROVED by the US government's Commission on Fine Arts .. and this CNN host is on the verge of TEARS over it 🤣 Absolutely TRIGGERED 😂🔥 The 250ft Arch is meant to celebrate America's 250th birthday, equaling one foot per year since our founding. It WILL be built — whether these losers want it or not.

@DeTocqueville14 At least we'll be paying them to contribute to smoke companies that were affected like *checks notes* Amazon and Apple

Trump says: We will likely have to pay back $149 billion in tariffs And by "we" he means the US tax cattle who had to pay them in the first place and who aren't the ones getting the money back. Tired of winning yet??

@DavidVance They were probably also able to recognize the camel the horse and the elephant on their cognitive assessment that some people would call an IQ test

“Some very good people”? WTF!

@NotKennyRogers Hooray for statements in a vacuum completely ignoring things like YouTube

Before turning in, I just wanted to quickly remind everyone that Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" will be going off the air this week because he lost 40% of his audience since 2018 and the average age of his viewers is now 68. Have a great night.

@jake_zuckerman Beahahahaaaa. Red ass state FAFO

Ohio's sales tax exemption for builders of new data centers was expected to cost ~$136 million in 2025. The Department of Taxation now says the tax break cost Ohio **$1.57** billion in lost revenue, with most the savings flowing to Big Tech. signalohio.org/ohio-data-cent…

@Acyn HE'D BE ABLE TO ATTEND IF THEY HEADED IN THE BALLROOM!!

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

@inmanity @StockSavvyShay Hahahahahahaaaaa

@StockSavvyShay Here is the issue with that - WE ARE BROKE Even worse, the damn illegals are siphoning off the social and welfare services meant for our citizens. Taking away ANY taxes now merely makes things even worse for the lower 25% of our people.

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax. He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

@MattWalshBlog But meanwhile let's build data centers and quadruple their energy costs. F****** billionaires - I don't care about your takes.

I agree. Also the top half should pay zero income tax.

@RetiredAFRN @Osint613 Everything should need 60 because government should represent a plurality of opinion but the b**** ass people get in power find loopholes to squeeze things through with 50 votes (both sides)

@Osint613 Can someone explain to me why this only needs 50 votes to advance while the SAVE Act needs 60?

The U.S. Senate has moved to force a vote on whether President Trump can continue military operations against Iran without lawmakers signing off first. Senators voted 50 to 47 to advance the Iran War Powers Resolution after 7 previous efforts failed to gain enough support.

@chosen_the43436 @JohnCornyn @BudgetGOP When in the last 30 years has the GOP in Washington represented their constituents?

@JohnCornyn @BudgetGOP Someone got the message. Probably too late. If you had just done what your voters insisted on and passed the Save Act you wouldn’t be so worried. Decades from now they will use the GOP as an example of the failure of the party to represent their constituents.

🚨🚨 I am cancelling my campaign events for tomorrow and heading back to D.C. tonight. As a member of @BudgetGOP and on behalf of the nearly 32 million Texans that I am honored to represent, I will vote tomorrow AM to end the absurd and irresponsible Democratic defunding of @ICEgov and @CBP and fund their important work first in committee and then on the Senate floor.