Chip

@UnrealBluegrass So embarrassing.

Re Blockades. The Strait of Hormuz was open,which worked well for the Earth. America attacks Iran,because? Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz. Trump says "open the Strait or I'll huff and I'll puff and blow your new Ayatolla down!" Iran says " No thanks". Trump says "You can't block the Strait. I invented blocking straits. I am now blocking the Strait of Hormuz!" Iran says "Whatevs dude". ...so it goes.

@Colonel_Myway Dixie is such a good girl.

Midnight Confession: I like when my friends share pictures of their dogs. I'm weird like that...

@lanechanged @Julius_Kim While trying to handle a fighter’s nuts. Very strange.

@Julius_Kim Apparently to a UFC fight in Miami to pretend like your nuts weren't handed to you.

Where do you go from a “whole civilization will die tonight” threat?

Share your favorite image of Trump….

@MysterySolvents The usual suspects

What is this called?

@Acyn People need to touch grass? I’m thinking they need to smoke grass.

Shapiro: People need to touch grass. Go talk to the people that you go to church with, and what you'll find the out is most of those people agree with the president

@JamesTate121 @marynlm

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

Why is Jared Kushner involved in any of this. Explain it to me like I’m 5

@JessicaUSAF @joncoopertweets @Firefly60M The correct answer is the boat and only the boat.

@joncoopertweets @Firefly60M Sorry, I’m not that great of a swimmer.

Orbán, Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@DesireeAmerica4 @BadrobotLinda Cunts saying cunty things. She’s awful.

This is getting out of control. Watch this HOA meeting. A woman is seriously complaining that landscapers are eating their lunch in the common areas because it “feels inappropriate.”🙄 Not a crime. Not a disturbance. Just workers taking a break. People so entitled and disconnected they can’t even handle basic human decency anymore. We’ve gone from “love thy neighbor” to “how dare you eat your sandwich here.”

@SundaeDivine @kaitlancollins @ericmwebb1

@kaitlancollins @ericmwebb1 A complete and utter disaster. Why the hell is Kushner even involved?

A U.S. official tells the reporters on the flight home from Islamabad that no members of the negotiating team stayed behind, including Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff or any members of the technical teams.

@EastEndJoe @BurntToastAge If you can put on this kind of show, you sure as shit can pay taxes.

@Logically_JC @MeidasTouch @LuldenOcasio

@MeidasTouch @LuldenOcasio Doesn’t seem very open.

NEWS: Two U.S. Navy destroyers were forced to turn back while attempting to transit the Strait of Hormuz after Iran’s Revolutionary Guard threatened them and launched a drone toward the ships, per Bloomberg citing a regional intelligence official. This directly contradicts CENTCOM's story and reports pushed by some American media outlets citing U.S. officials.

@Acyn Certified:

Trump: Why do you say that? You don’t know anything. Who are you with? Reporter: NBC Trump: That’s fake news. We win no matter what. 158 ships are underwater. All of their minesweepers. They call them minedroppers.

@SundaeDivine Haha and gross.

I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.

@Colonel_Myway Unpopular opinion for a few. A popular opinion and common sense for many.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Since the government can auto-register people for the draft at 18, it should auto-register them to vote. Civic duty should start with a ballot, not a rifle...

@JesusChryslerII Enough to make a vein pop out of his neck if there wasn’t a hole there already.

After Charlie Kirk pushed the idea of not trusting Black pilots, imagine how he would've felt seeing a Black man pilot Artemis II into a perfect re-entry and splashdown.

@TheReelRandom @Logically_JC They never cared about politics until a black man became president, anyways. They won’t be missed.

@Logically_JC Here’s hoping they are so disillusioned that they stop voting all together…. I know, but one can dream… right?

My feed is full of these.

@MysterySolvents No. Constant motion sickness sounds about as much fun as being near trump.

If given the opportunity, would you go into space?

@thetrueshelby I used to have an Iron Maiden Number of the Beast mirror. My prized possession for the summer of 84. 😂

@ChipJenkins1972 Omg. Yessss.

This shit looks like a flea market off exit 23 with confederate belt buckles and fake ray-bans 😭