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4☝✌ Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@Read_Meee A text in the morning never hurts ! But you did nothing wrong
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SILVER@Read_Meee·
My mom cried on her birthday because I waited until 5:30 PM to call her. Yeah, you read that right. I'm 30, she's 74. I finished work, picked up the phone, and wished her a happy birthday. To me, that's a normal evening call. But she was so upset I hadn't called or texted earlier that day, she actually started crying on the phone. Now I feel like the absolute worst person for making her emotional on her special day, but I'm also really taken aback by the whole thing. Was I in the wrong?
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@MrsBystander I had the worst pimple giving birth I felt fugly AF. So also just look good feel good lol
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Millicent Bystander
Millicent Bystander@MrsBystander·
Honestly I think for a lot of women, they do it like a coping skill. Doing your makeup is like an everyday, easy and soothing routine and you can do it while laying down. I feel like it would actually be really grounding to do while in early labor tbh
a.@anamorphisis

Seeing women give birth in full glam makeup will never not baffle me…your life is at risk and you’re probably in the most unimaginable pain a human will ever experience but a photo shoot is what’s on your mind

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Austin King
Austin King@AustinKingMT·
Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people. Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.
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As i grow older i find myself easily brought to tears which is very much unlike my younger self Anyone knows what’s up with that?
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@guilleblanco92 I see your point but the toys don’t “die” you know! So makes sense how they’re carrying it out
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Yogur de estratachuela 🇪🇸
La saga de Toy Story debió terminar con la tercera película. Además de ser el final ideal, la última imagen es la de un cielo con nubes, que es precisamente la imagen con la que empieza la primera película. Un cierre de círculo perfecto. #ToyStoryLa1 #ToyStory3
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Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??
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ken ꕤ@offdirtysprite·
why does production keep panning on beatriz foot… #LoveIslandUSA
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@luv1bun I cried at dinner bc I was overwhelmed with the portion size . Like ????
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Marley 🥀
Marley 🥀@marleytargaryen·
Love island photographers are the worst photographers on planet earth
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Michael Girdley
Michael Girdley@girdley·
Every time I forget I live in a bubble, I think of this: The Olive Garden Effect I know no one who thinks it is good or goes there. "What a dump," I think. Then I drive past there at 2pm on a Tuesday and it's absolutely packed.
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JayJay ᥫ᭡@Jameca2011·
When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·
imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act
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@foreverimbetter Gel prices are insane thooo $60 for a gel manicure and $25 for some damn regular polish
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Miss Sandrist
Miss Sandrist@foreverimbetter·
Everyone wanna go back to regular nail polish on their hands until you remind them how you can sit by the nail dryer and a fan for 30+ minutes and still smudge your nail polish when you go to take your keys out your purse
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I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY. PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE
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@MarkMaddenX I’d say most people don’t know when he is pitching. Pirates should advertise it more tbh. Went last night and it’s unreal watching him!
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Mark Madden
Mark Madden@MarkMaddenX·
How the ***k are there only 13k at PNC Park, with good weather, to see Skenes pitch? Baseball town, my fat frumpy ass.
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Alan Saunders
Alan Saunders@ASaunders_PGH·
The #Steelers are putting up for sale the old seats that were removed from the 500 level of Acrisure Stadium this offseason. The seats will be refurbished and delivered fully assembled. Single seats are $399 and pairs are $599. steelersnow.com/steelers-put-a…
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soosoorandom
soosoorandom@sluvity_____·
God is very intentional. Nothing about your life is random. Not the delays, not the detours, not even the waiting. He knows exactly what He's doing. Please learn to trust him more this year.
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WILDER@wldsteppa·
Why is Auntie Anne's only in the mall? Bitch, spread tf out!
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Around The 412
Around The 412@AroundThe412·
I’d rather lose and live in Pittsburgh than win and live in Philadelphia.
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