lil mama lex

@Read_Meee A text in the morning never hurts ! But you did nothing wrong

My mom cried on her birthday because I waited until 5:30 PM to call her. Yeah, you read that right. I'm 30, she's 74. I finished work, picked up the phone, and wished her a happy birthday. To me, that's a normal evening call. But she was so upset I hadn't called or texted earlier that day, she actually started crying on the phone. Now I feel like the absolute worst person for making her emotional on her special day, but I'm also really taken aback by the whole thing. Was I in the wrong?

@MrsBystander I had the worst pimple giving birth I felt fugly AF. So also just look good feel good lol

Honestly I think for a lot of women, they do it like a coping skill. Doing your makeup is like an everyday, easy and soothing routine and you can do it while laying down. I feel like it would actually be really grounding to do while in early labor tbh

@JunkBarMan @AustinKingMT Not true

@AustinKingMT They pay Costco to be there, doubt they are going to get rid of them.

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people. Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

As i grow older i find myself easily brought to tears which is very much unlike my younger self Anyone knows what’s up with that?

@guilleblanco92 I see your point but the toys don’t “die” you know! So makes sense how they’re carrying it out

La saga de Toy Story debió terminar con la tercera película. Además de ser el final ideal, la última imagen es la de un cielo con nubes, que es precisamente la imagen con la que empieza la primera película. Un cierre de círculo perfecto. #ToyStoryLa1 #ToyStory3

@omgsidewalks 1 million percent yes

Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??

@offdirtysprite Cuz they ain’t shit lol

why does production keep panning on beatriz foot… #LoveIslandUSA

@luv1bun I cried at dinner bc I was overwhelmed with the portion size . Like ????

@marleytargaryen Their marketing budget must have been slashed lol

Love island photographers are the worst photographers on planet earth

@BackcountryFam They’re way louder and don’t die. Wired always been better

Can somebody please explain to me the resurgent phenomenon of wired headphones?

@girdley Olive Garden is fire

Every time I forget I live in a bubble, I think of this: The Olive Garden Effect I know no one who thinks it is good or goes there. "What a dump," I think. Then I drive past there at 2pm on a Tuesday and it's absolutely packed.

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

@foreverimbetter Gel prices are insane thooo $60 for a gel manicure and $25 for some damn regular polish

Everyone wanna go back to regular nail polish on their hands until you remind them how you can sit by the nail dryer and a fan for 30+ minutes and still smudge your nail polish when you go to take your keys out your purse

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY. PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE

@MarkMaddenX I’d say most people don’t know when he is pitching. Pirates should advertise it more tbh. Went last night and it’s unreal watching him!

How the ***k are there only 13k at PNC Park, with good weather, to see Skenes pitch? Baseball town, my fat frumpy ass.

@ASaunders_PGH Season ticket holders should get their seats???

The #Steelers are putting up for sale the old seats that were removed from the 500 level of Acrisure Stadium this offseason. The seats will be refurbished and delivered fully assembled. Single seats are $399 and pairs are $599. steelersnow.com/steelers-put-a…

God is very intentional. Nothing about your life is random. Not the delays, not the detours, not even the waiting. He knows exactly what He's doing. Please learn to trust him more this year.

@wldsteppa She has a food truck now!!

Why is Auntie Anne's only in the mall? Bitch, spread tf out!

I’d rather lose and live in Pittsburgh than win and live in Philadelphia.