Chloe

@kayacancode @kanavtwt @AgreeHQ Google Docs has e-signature now

@kanavtwt makes sense but I like @AgreeHQ

DocuSign is a billion-dollar company????? a billion???????? dollars??????????????? for literally.... signing. documents. online.

Huge fan of @Starlink on my recent @united flights

@ImDerBatman I know this hurt

Imagine being a senior without a future in the NFL and learning out of nowhere that you played your last game ever last week

@_Zeets Not cheaper! Sadly

I love when people get married in museums. I hope museums are really advertising that as a classier and hopefully cheaper option for people.

@br3cognito @bugdo11 It might be a problem

@ChloeRubinowicz @bugdo11 I associate these with you, like you’re the queen of them actually!🫵🏽

real bitches know u cant even use that shit

My Wife decorated our guest room for the Christmas season and our first “guests” refuse to leave… 🫤🐕🐕

RT IF YOUR TEAM IS 5-0.

I didn’t know 🍄 were real

Or respond here, either works

@AzianMike I have a question on useinkless.com! Can you DM me?

@paularambles We might be living the same life

i haven’t learned my lesson

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

Folks, here's a song my son Mac wrote with pal of LT Dan Band Dan Myers called Quasi Love. The last song Mac wrote & is a rockin' tune. For the recording I asked his music pals from college to come play on it. Take a look & feel free to share. Many Thanks youtube.com/watch?v=VbNn27…

38 grams of protein go crazy

@Cernovich Strongly disagree. Statistically, average life expectancy is ~78. So you’re pushing the “half of it is over” claim. In your 30’s, you’ve spent half of that time (> 50% if college educated) learning. You are young, a good portion of your life is still ahead of you.

Your 30's are your MIDDLE AGE. You are not young. You are not a kid. Your whole life is not ahead of you. Half of it is over and the second half moves even more rapidly, with each decade (relativity). Get it together because you are running out of time.

@levelsio I recommend trying the microwave next time

So I finally discovered how to make perfect boiled eggs easily peelable You put them in WHEN the water boils NOT from the start with cold water, cause then they will cling to the shell immediately 🙏 🥚

@youkhna How does this compare to the light phone?

This isn’t a concept. This isn’t a render. It’s real. It’s running. It’s everything you actually need in a phone and nothing you don’t. 📵 No doomscrolling. ⌨️ Full keyboard. 🔋 Week-long battery. 🧠 Designed to help you think, not sink. #MinimalPhone

@JoshLipnik Need this framed immediately

1940s milk advertisements produced for the Cleveland Division of Health

What flavor is this?