Christopher Dungeon

$TSLA cheat sheet >20x trailing 12-month revenue = overpriced 13-20x = expensive 8-12x = fair priced 5-7x= cheap <5x = bargain basement prices

@kylaschwaberow F-150 owners right now...

This dude loves to throw shade on Tesla. He sells his Tesla, buys a Rivian and thinks everyone else should do the same. 🤭

@TeslaBoomerMama Let us know if Elon likes this 🤣🥂

@kylaschwaberow 👩🏾‍🤝‍👨🏻 Very... 🧐

@ChrisDungeon Weird right?

Waymo CEO attempts to explain the benefits of LiDAR and radar with the clarity of a used car salesman. Yeah I’m not convinced.

@Vol888 Bear excitement is signal. Lows look like highs to them. Will be watching 🍿

$TSLA Friendly Reminder: We're trading at 2021 prices ...Bears shouting "Ayatollah so!"

@nishkidoonoo 🎯

if tesla and spacex are going to potentially merge, what’s the point of selling your $TSLA to buy spacex ipo?

@niccruzpatane ... in addition to

The only downside of road tripping in your car 😂 I think I may need to get a Cybertruck.

@Tryangle 2nd and 3rd row opens like a Lincoln Continental

3 doors might be excessive, but captains chairs are a must! 7 full size seats should do just fine!!!

@pbeisel @Gwynne_Shotwell 🔥💃🏻🔥

A cover we can all get behind. @Gwynne_Shotwell awesome! Your stock is rising, number 2!

In all seriousness, will you sell $TSLA to buy SpaceX if allowed to at IPO pricing.

@niccruzpatane Good data but biased. Lemonade customers get discounts for using FSD so they are incentivized. Won't apply across the board to the entire fleet of FSD users. That's the number I'd want to know.

Lemonade Insurance data shows 50% of Tesla owners are using FSD 90-100% of the time. Good start. That number will only increase further.

@CernBasher M3P ✅ Beast is ~50% because the steering and 845hp on tap are a little too good for FSD to just ignore.

Over 95% of my miles are driven autonomously by FSD - it turns out that's also true for most other people with FSD...

@drsarah @TechOperator @Tesla Do it!

There is a @Tesla service center getting ready to open within three miles of my house. NGL I’ve thought about applying for a PT position so I can feed my obsession for talking about these amazing pieces of engineering. (And maybe get a few chances of driving the Cyberbeast! 📐)

@SawyerMerritt Sucks but tough to prove intent.

NEWS: Elon Musk’s lawyer Alex Spiro is accusing a San Francisco federal jury of “mocking” Elon by including “$4.20” in a different ink color as part of its recommended damages in a class-action lawsuit. “The jury’s emphasis on the $4.20 number, which had no significance to its damages determination, but appears to be a mocking reference to a number previously associated with Mr. Musk, shows that the verdict was a mockery of justice: a commentary not on whether Mr. Musk committed securities fraud (he did not) but on the jury’s views about Mr. Musk himself. Spiro wrote. “No reasonable and experienced person could have any faith in the fairness of this proceeding or its resulting verdict,” he concluded.

@dougboneparth Get fun colors too

If your wife is angry with you, buy a Porsche 911 GT3. She’ll still be angry with you, but you’ll have a Porsche 911 GT3.

@JPINVESTS23 Yes/No Can't control where the stock goes in the short term. Can control my reaction and guesstimate where we are in 5-10 years. That's all we really can do...

@ChrisDungeon Gotta be a little disappointed. Sub 300 in 2026 is crazy.

Top-tier recruiting teaser 🔥 Bet Elon sees a major uptick in job applications when $TSLA releases these types of videos. Even more important with college seniors looking for jobs post graduation soon.

@JPINVESTS23 If the rumors are true that Elon is designating shares for $TSLA retail, then yes, there would likely be a decent amount of selling pressure. Could even head toward sub $300 temporarily.

@ChrisDungeon The stock is going sub $350, isn’t it.

@Nationals121 @DanBTC916 Cool but I'm not selling $TSLA to do it. Should be a moot point if a reverse merger is on the table.

@DanBTC916 @ChrisDungeon