J.R. “Chub Nub” Rodriguez

@bigjohnc2203 back at it again! Considering Emerging Market for a wager tonight. Thoughts?

LeBron being the face of graphics speaks volumes at age 41 Year 23 #witnesses

Lakeshow!

Any WWE fans that wanna cop?

Jordan Spieth matches his lowest opening round on TOUR since 2023 👀 @Cadillac_Champ

Did anyone see that dumbass jockey on campus corner last night?? #shrink

@raydavisIIII I ended up at Riverwind until 4 am, would rather have your story

Man I had a fuck ton of drinks last night. Terrible idea. Just walked around Norman for a good 2-3 hours until I passed out on someone’s lawn

Karl Malone, I’m touching dat #feelit

@BigTexCantrell Shouldn’t #shrink yourself Tex

Name a worse combo than a dingy range mat & premieres #shrink

@JoeTipton @On3 @TexasMBB @InsideTexas @josephcook89 @Longhornfocus @HookemHeadlines @StuartKnoball how you feel lil bro??

Saint Mary’s transfer guard Mikey Lewis has committed to Texas, he told @On3. The 6-3 sophomore averaged nearly 14 PPG this season, earning All-WCC First Team. on3.com/college/texas-…

@StuartKnoball @testudoburner Stu, you don’t look like the boozin type. Disrespectfully.

@testudoburner Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Of course we’re boozin tonight!

Who boozin’ later today? Might pick up a few millers and watch some golf. Lmk

@StuartKnoball How does Bitch sound?

Gonna go ahead and introduce myself to everyone who will soon be familiar with the name. Names Stu, some call me Scott, ladies call me honey, and the other members of the country club refer to me as that guy. Feel free to refer to me as any of the above! #expand

@jennifer26758 Good to see you still got it

@BigTexCantrell Lower the height

Too windy for the range today so had to take the #stripeshow back to the house. Poor neighbors are getting #mogged by Tex. #kingofthecoldesac

@BigTexCantrell Best tip I have is turnaround!!

Only fitting the first post on the acct is of today’s 9 holes at a good ole West Texas goat track! @ChubNubRodri any tips on getting around the pasture? #gem

@AlisterAugusta Dudes broken my heart more than any woman ever could

I don’t miss my ex. I miss him.

I’m backkkkkk. Masters champ? It’s Xander Schauffele. Thank me later.

@realpcampbell I love Xander outright

Xander PReed Bhatia Fleetwood Spieth Koepka Aberg Those are the guys I’m rolling with.

@FunkyMikeBets Hate to do it but I took UConn

Illinois ML Michigan ML Two plays. Two winners. Let’s get it boys. Believe!!