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@SoVeryBritish Putting paper on the desk at school for art class and ending up with page 3 of the sun

Name something British people are irrationally scared of. I’ll go first: A swan attack resulting in a broken arm.

@Johnysmall @SoVeryBritish 😂😂😂😂

@SoVeryBritish Getting shot by a farmer.

@TealCartoons @SoVeryBritish Yes! It was like the apocalypse had come, we were made to stay inside and my mum would bravely run out with the kettle.

@RubyMcrae @brclothwrites Gorgeous girl!

Should the bedroom door stay opened or closed while you sleep?

@pdpd1971 @LKTranslator Good point. Sadly he probably feels like most British people of colour who experience this crap everyday from these types.

@LKTranslator Last time it went to the members, their racism came to the fore and they went for Truss. If it's a crowning of Sunak this time, how will the membership react? Will it quell the racism if he does well, how does he feel knowing his party members don't actually want him?

@JaneMHunt The Tory party have this chance to attempt to rebuild the mess they have created. Instead of coming together and backing a stable person to avoid drawn out infighting, chaos and more damage. They chose again to divide and some even start waving flags for BJ? You are a disgrace.

Just to make my feelings known publicly, they haven’t changed. I’m backing Boris!

@Hellefrog @LKTranslator 😂

@Claralane48 @LKTranslator Alf has so many PR tips to offer

@Hellefrog @LKTranslator Absolutely. Only love and compassion in exchange for treats.

@Claralane48 @LKTranslator Has that air of authority. As long as Rwanda is off the cards

@Hellefrog @LKTranslator I know she's not a Westie but can Muffin be home secretary?

@LKTranslator Alf has the ability to look at the camera with authority. He’s not a liar, corrupt or has already stepped on anyone who cares for the vulnerable.

@ask_aubry He seems nice 🙄

And what does he bring to the table but groomer vibes?

@kalala @patriottakes I noticed this too, like he's trying to hypnotise them 😄

@patriottakes #hewhoshallnotbenamed is onto something. He has been making his rally’s speech with some sort of singing or preaching flow.

It’s 2022 and Trump is still talking about Hillary Clinton’s emails.

@Nibus @SoVeryBritish

What’s the scariest (and very British) four-word horror story you can think of?

@shiropom5 Perfect boy! 🥰

New haircut today 😉

@Osc_Schnauzer14 The "you love me, give me treat" face. I know it well!

I found out where my hooman is hidin’ my liver treats, so I’m now sittin’ right next to them pullin’ my extra cute face… #SchnauzerGang #dogsoftwitter

@Pablito999 @KerryAGodliman

@KerryAGodliman It's like when the drama teacher's daughter gets cast as Annie.

@reggienewton22 @AmbarKTVL @FreedomGeopol @FredSchultz35 😂😂😂😂

@meandmilo You are the cutest!

Happy Monday pals😁🐾 #SchnauzerGang #dogs #dogsoftwitter #MondayMotivation #Mondayvibes

@scoobylou65 @imightbefunny1 I had the same thought 😂😂

Anybody else? 🤷‍♀️

@MrBrittle1 @TheSecretDad @RealChrisSays I recognise this! Where is it? Cardiff?

@TheSecretDad @RealChrisSays Our magic roundabout they had to remove a lot of the signs as people where living in them there so desperate to have something over there head