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ClownAudit

@ClownAudit

Real person, fake account. Global-15 strategist (I’d be fired for many of my comments). Let me just look over your paperwork, and I’ll let you know 🤔

United States Katılım Haziran 2023
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Rep. Nancy Mace
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
I never thought we would need a sign for this, but women's restrooms are for BIOLOGICAL women. Not men.
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ClownAudit
ClownAudit@ClownAudit·
@horsegirl3005 I do t think you know how to measure the value of a person. Go touch grass. “Horse girl” 🤡😂
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JenLRK
JenLRK@KJDA2·
@AltNatSecAgency @mercurygurl @nice_good_girl1 It's perceived as dangerous because it doesn't go through the rigorous governmental food "safety" guidelines. By processing it via pasteurization "harmful" bacteria (as well as nutrients) are removed thus making it "safe" for consumption. I hope this answers your question 🙂
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lauren
lauren@mercurygurl·
now THAT’S heavy cream
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸@nikicaga·
Boomer resistlib meme but how does stuff like this genuinely not make Republicans rethink policy
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Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
@JoJoFromJerz There’s an approximately zero percent chance of Russian retreat, especially after Trump won. But there is a chance that things escalate dangerously.
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Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia? Which side of the political spectrum is this on? The right hates it, the left hates it. Only establishment Democrats and Republicans, who are all neocons serving the donor class, like this.
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Crime Net
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·
These yns moving like the military
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Rohit Joy
Rohit Joy@rohitjoycpa·
Let’s end subsidies to corn, whether for food products such as high fructose corn syrup or ethanol. It will then become less prevalent in the foods we see on our grocery store shelves. Congress should be able to do this in a reconciliation bill.
Saagar Enjeti@esaagar

Been thinking about MAHA: The elements that will succeed are those most in line with libertarian MAGA i.e. vax transparency, FDA/NIH regulatory shake up etc Where I could see issues is banning chemicals/increasing regs which has intellectual roots in nanny state liberalism

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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
The MMR vaccine does not cause autism. There is no need for further research on this. It's been done. Multiple times. At a cost of billions. Its a settled question.
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ClownAudit
ClownAudit@ClownAudit·
@LegendaryEnergy These are reasons that his opinions on society should be viewed skeptically, not reasons to trust him. You’re a clown.
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An0maly
An0maly@LegendaryEnergy·
Jim also has the record for most fights and most wins in the UFC. He’s a legend!
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An0maly@LegendaryEnergy·
UFC Fighter Jim Miller uses his victory speech to say justice for Peanut the squirrel and hopes DOGE can clean up the misuse of resources @elonmusk @DOGE
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ClownAudit
ClownAudit@ClownAudit·
@CBSNews @CBSNews somehow you forgot to mention that he’s a project 2025 author. Way to capitulate, you frauds.
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CBS News
CBS News@CBSNews·
President-elect Donald Trump tapped Republican Brendan Carr, an Elon Musk-backed critic of big tech, to lead the FCC, calling Carr a "warrior for Free Speech." cbsn.ws/4fRSFN8
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
The average age of homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 in 2023, according to the National Association of Realtors. This is an all time high.
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sampli
sampli@regexlover·
@ShitpostRock No hobbies, no excitement. Probably takes routine vacation every year. Spontaneity and doing cool stuff all the time makes life worthwhile
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
They're attacking Pete Hegseth for having a Christian motto tattooed on his arm. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry from the AP, and the entire organization should be ashamed of itself.
Tara Copp@TaraCopp

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Pete Hegseth, the Army National Guard veteran and Fox News host nominated by Donald Trump to lead the Department of Defense, was flagged as a possible "Insider Threat" by a fellow service member due to a tattoo he has that’s associated with white supremacists. apnews.com/article/trump-…

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Raphouse TV (RHTV)
Raphouse TV (RHTV)@raphousetv7·
Mother Took Her Sons $100,000 And Gave It To The Police 🚨💸
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ClownAudit
ClownAudit@ClownAudit·
@_pblanknews Tyson’s legs failed after he had to rebalance himself after the 3 lefts from Paul. Did you not watch or do you not have eyes?
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Jordan Chain
Jordan Chain@_pblanknews·
Raise your hand if you think the Paul vs Tyson fight was rigged 🙋‍♂️ He stood there the entire 8 rounds taking punches and biting his glove. But Tyson during training looks completely different..
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ClownAudit
ClownAudit@ClownAudit·
@WillardFam6 Dude what world are you living in? If anything, Paul went easy.
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Angry Staffer
Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·
We all agree this Netflix fight streaming experiment is objectively bad, right?
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Im in the classic torture chamber where I cant tell if my internet keeps going out or whether #netflix is just constantly buffering and unwatchable for everybody
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