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Malcolm Stewart ran down Cooper Webb to win the opening SX1 race of the night in Paris. As per usual, Malcolm is unbelievable in the whoops

@j0ker937 But

"You're in my town, now!"

PSA from your tired public defender: Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off

twitter is insane 😭

Last day of work before Christmas

@Activision take skill based damage out of the game. Ricochet is a joke. Every game I’m getting walled on and people are purposely crashing the lobbies. Figure it out! The game is unplayable.

Me waking up my 8 year old son tomorrow at 4 am to hit the batting cages after Soto got $750 mil.

It’s so hard not to scream “I DON’T FUCKING CARE” in people’s faces all day long

What if the gambler’s hotline is just a guy in a room giving out 100% winners and that’s the help they’re talking about

fair enough

Must win💔

Look what @125illust just did

YOU HEARD EM @TheSketchReal #UFC300 starts right now brother ☝️

Left nostril Right nostril

Don't hire a designer — Use @canva Don't hire a developer — Use @carrd Don't hire a sales rep — Use @gumroad Don't hire a copywriter— Use @copy_ai Don't hire a manager — Use @NotionHQ Don't hire a marketing guy — Use @buffer It's 2023 — anyone can start a business with $0.

“IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, STOP IT. IF YOU CAN’T STOP IT, ADMIRE IT. IF YOU CAN’T ADMIRE IT, KEEP IT DOWN SO EVERYONE ELSE CAN ENJOY THE SHOW.” @TYLERMATZEK #FORTHEA

Super grateful regardless

Some dudes in college would literally drink 4 nights out of the week IN SEASON and still hit .400+ or win 10+ games. For all the super-domed health optimizers Your whoop score doesn’t give you Dawg