Collin Whelp
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Collin Whelp
@CollinWhelp
Dress Sexy at my Funeral.
Barra, Outer Hebrides Katılım Ağustos 2016
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#cannes2026 Je sais qu'il y a embargo jusqu'à ce soir et je ne donnerai donc pas le titre du film (aisé à deviner). Mais je sors de la projo de presse pour les quotidiens. Et quelle claque!

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@tnyfrontrow C’est vrai, disons que ça se voit davantage. Je me disais justement qu’il n’avait pas fait un film potable depuis Une Séparation (voire sûrement depuis À propos d’Elly).
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Ça se révèle aussi quand il tourne chez lui.
Morgan Bizet@MoBizet
À chaque fois que Farhadi tourne à l’étranger, les coutures de son cinéma, amas de fils narratifs grossièrement tricotés, se révèlent. Histoires Parallèles, où des stars françaises peinent à incarner un propos pénible sur les liens entre réel et imaginaire, est un désastre.
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@iseult A friend of mine was a wardrobe assistant on one of the films she was in and spent every day of the shoot with her. She said that she ate brown rice topped with chopped boiled egg whites (no yolk), dried seaweed and some seeds for every meal.
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Back when Nicole looked real
nayli ౨ৎ 🪄@gillsowens
they just don’t make magazine covers like this anymore
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@Kulambq @BlowhardEsq Song of Solomon, Paradise and Jazz all greater than Beloved, which is still great.
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@BlowhardEsq I am perturbed by all the facts you here mention. 'Song of Solomon' is a great novel though.
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Having 'Beloved' ranked as the second-greatest novel of all time is absurd. It's not even Toni Morrison's best novel, arguably not even her second-best. The list does include some excellent choices though, 'The Left Hand of Darkness' by Ursula K. Le Guin and 'Pedro Páramo' by Juan Rulfo, even if the latter is placed far too low. At the same time, the absence of 'Under the Volcano' by Malcolm Lowry is indefensible. Excluding Philip Roth completely is, perhaps, even more egregious.

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@TheAnnaGat Elena Ferrante has her shooters out in full force today (including me)
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@missdaisyfdoo Seriously. Quite the dress for someone that thinks AI should be embraced. Cognitive dissonance. I hate the design and the designers but at least their work could never be designed by AI.
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Speaking of psychoanalysis, the designers of this horrible dress that is meant to be a critical commentary on the hideousness of the rich elites & is being worn at a rich, elite event are called Fecal Matter.
Bottoms up!
Kea@jacquemusx
Demi Moore in the latest Matières Fécales for the #CannesFilmFestival
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@tom_nuttall @derspiegel Is it a functional canteen in the museum?
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Just visited the former canteen at @derspiegel, reassembled in a nearby museum in Hamburg when the magazine moved. What a completely insane place

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@Jezq7 @itsjustafella @RasberryRazz Regardless of whether he had this idea of living as a woman he wasn’t one, he was a man as every “trans woman” is.
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@MikeLaPenta @Fl0atingSign That's not even remotely true in the case of mubi. I can't speak to the others.
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@Fl0atingSign Those streaming services really only play films they distribute
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Criterion really doesn’t have an identity anymore
Criterion Collection@Criterion
Starring Courtney Love📺Coming to @criterionchannl in June! criterion.com/current/posts/… A performer of rare volatility and range, Love brings a feral intelligence and bruised glamour to the screen, meriting a place in cinematic culture alongside her hallowed stature in music.
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@BrndnStrssng John Travolta assumed he had to wear a beret because he's a director now
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@GrumpierFaceMan @queenofaerobics It’s a very unique movie. And once you watch it you’ll want to watch it again because the reveal in it changes everything. Then you watch it again knowing the secret and it’s a different experience.
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@CollinWhelp @queenofaerobics I just saw Paddy Considine and thought that was it. Can't win them all 😃
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@chaoswintour Pre-distressed jeans are embarrassing. I do not get the obsession with denim at all - and denim and Dior should not be in the same category to begin with but distressed denim?! It was played out a decade ago and it was awful then as well.
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@GrumpierFaceMan @queenofaerobics It’s Dead Man’s Shoes. Not a boxing film although there is a boxer in it.
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@queenofaerobics Is this the boxing movie? (forgive me I forget the name).
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@missdaisyfdoo @elemental_click It’s a great song! It’s cute when he hits the wrong key about 20 seconds in. As a non musician it’s beyond me how someone can play piano and sing at the same time. And even more so that he used to DRUM and sing at the same time, as he did when he was in Genesis.
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@Deathtozios69 @22andmanymonths @davidehrlich The guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The claim by a student was considered baseless and Farhadi was cleared. variety.com/2024/film/glob…
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Parallel Tales: Asghar Farhadi’s Kieslowski adaptation turns A Short Film About Love into a long film about nothing. Absolutely miserable.
My #cannes review: indiewire.com/criticism/movi…

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