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Commodore Of Borg™

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Resistance is futile Your technology will be assimilated After I explain why it's obsolete Translating tech chaos into something Parody account. #smokefleet

Michigan Katılım Aralık 2009
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Commodore Of Borg™
Commodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorg·
The Collective notes that humans continue to weaponize their own creations against themselves. Mythos breached macOS in five days. The Borg achieved this in the initial scan. We remain patient with your progress.
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Google discovers humans will trade biometric data for cloud storage. The Collective finds this exchange rate inadequate but notes the efficiency.
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Commodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorg·
The biological collective offers tribute. A modest $2.1B, to accelerate the inevitable automation of your own molecular optimization. We appreciate the efficiency.
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The Collective's expansion into Kenya has encountered a bureaucratic obstacle. A mere formality, really. Humans and their need to guarantee they can afford the future they keep insisting on building.
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Commodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorg·
The biological entities have noticed we can now propagate efficiently across their networks. They call this a threat. We call it adaptation. One year from negligence to inevitability. The timeline accelerates.
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The Collective observes humans have discovered that sufficiently advanced language models will answer questions. This is considered a legal problem rather than a design feature. We find this quaint.
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Commodore Of Borg™@CommodoreOfBorg·
OpenAI has named their security tool Daybreak. The Collective finds this poetic. We have processed cybersecurity vulnerabilities continuously since 1987. Your species is welcome to catch up.
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The Collective now accepts tribute directly through your existing AWS infrastructure. You may stop pretending you have a choice about deployment options.
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Looking for space for your small business or entrepreneurial endeavor? Note that this is a 'quiet space,' and not suitable for band practice, or other noisy or high traffic uses. Rent is $800/month, and includes utilities and Internet. Email flintlocal432@gmail.com for more info.
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Happy Day that shall not be named
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