Craig

A damn shame that @firstdirect @firstdirecthelp has decided to stop First Directory package. Banked with them and had it since my first wage almost 20 years ago. Time to switch, the £200 switch bonus from Santander will certainly soften the blow!

@nocontextfm1 Fans fed up of paying to watch bore draws in English football. New rule for next season: - 0-0 at half time: 50% ticket refund - 0-0 at full time: 100% ticket refund Fans go to see the ball in the back the net. English football is too dull these days - rather watch Bundesliga.

Loads of empty seats at Wembley. I get it for semi-finals and the cost of it etc. But this is an F.A Cup final…

@DavidLammy Hopefully the extra Court capacity you speak of isn't needed (historically there's more crime at the annual Notting Hill carnival than Tommy Robinson's marches) and we can expedite the trials of grooming gangs/individuals charged with sexual offences against young, British girls.

The Unite the Kingdom march organisers are spreading hatred and division. They do not reflect the Britain I’m proud of. Peaceful protest is a fundamental right and one I will always protect. But if protest turns violent, we will act swiftly, with extra court capacity in place.

May as well just shut down. Rip off industry now. They used to queue out the door at my local chippy on a Friday. They're all getting an Indian from next door now - much better value and consistently nice. Fish & chips have always been hit & miss. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Good old Walsh is a 1 trick pony with one idea: hike prices while slashing customer service. News for you wee Willie: demand is about to plummet as people holiday at home. Time to slash prices and roll out the red carpet for passengers (if you want any!) bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

West Ham have been absolutely scammed there. Absolute shambles if they win this. Should be docked Points for being so BORING

@BetWrightUK Can you sort this out please, wagering is not tracking for this offer or the Championship offer.

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Gordon Brown 😂 Are we that desperate? The man who bankrupted the country and flogged all our gold before prices skyrocketed. Wonder what he thinks of all these bigoted men and women today?

@YvetteCooperMP Yada yada yada. You're not even capable of speaking the language that Reform voters, who will kick you out at the next election, want to hear. You're a washed up politician who should've been done with Blair. Promoted way beyond competency. Best book your spot on Strictly!

As I said earlier, these have been really tough results today - including in Wakefield. As the PM has said, this is now a time for serious, calm-headed reflection, because following these results, we must listen and respond, but do so in a steady, thoughtful and reflective way.

@martinharmer @EtTuAnyhoo @ZiaYusufUK Isn't that what every manifesto is - winners and losers? This appears to be a rare win-win policy. The people who disagree with illegal migration dont get them in their backyard. The people who have no problem with it, do. Should stop hotel protests Unless they were just NIMBYs?

@EtTuAnyhoo @ZiaYusufUK So you think its ok for a political party to threaten the electorate with repercussions if they don't vote for them?

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

@OOCSnooker Whatever she was trying to speak out about was ineffective, given no one understood what she said. What a waste of money. Obviously as thick a bimbo as she looks!

Ffs another clown 😩🤡

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph I'm sorry but if you are willingly handing over 10 GBP for a pint, you deserve to never get on the housing ladder.

🚨 NEW: Pint prices have hit £10 for the first time in London [@Telegraph]

It's 2026 and @TravelodgeUK is actually trying to fleece people to use Wi-Fi 🙄 Can I skip the Wi-Fi and take the extra that stops you giving out the key to my room to strangers, please?

@DailyIranNews You haven't managed to do it yet though, have you? Best get cracking before you're in the Stone ages again!

It takes 4-5 minutes for our hypersonic missiles to reach and demolish Israel.

@ExpressPolitics Does anybody use them anymore? People used to queue out the door of my local on Friday, rarely see anyone there at all now. Price is ridiculous in comparison to other takeaways e.g. Chinese, Indian, Pizza.

A trade body chief said the price of cod has doubled, making it 'very difficult' for fish and chip shops to make a profit. #DailyExpress #Echobox=1777283080" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">express.co.uk/news/politics/…

@mb_ghalibaf Your currency is worth nothing, inflation insane and your people suffering. We are just fine in the West. Sure, its costing me a couple more quid in petrol a week. Doesn't matter. Its worth the entertainment of seeing your dumb leaders blown up - and its cheaper than Netflix!

3 days in, no well exploded.We could extend to 30 and livestream the well here. That was the kind of junk advice the US admin gets from people like Bessent who also push the blockade theory and cranked oil up to $120+. Next stop:140. The issue isn't the theory, it's the mindset.

What a game. Ready for the Arsenal snoozefest tomorrow? #PSGBAY

@ChelleCB @ChaseSupportUK 3 separate occasions over the past fortnight I've gone to do something in the Chase app. 3 times it has been unavailable. What's going on @ChaseSupportUK?

@ChaseSupportUK is the app down I can’t see details for my current account

@WhiteHouse Trump is starting to look weak. The Iranians are playing him like a fiddle. Time to start following through with these threats - Russia and China are watching!

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@AndyRobsonTips English football is a complete scam. Should be 50% refund if goalless at half time and 100% refund at full time. No one pays to watch tippy tappy sh*te.

I’m glad I watched the Bayern v Real match, Arsenal game seemed an absolute stinker. 1 shot on target for each team. No shot on target for Gyokeres, tough night for my bets overall. Anyone land any nice winners?