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Dentist: say ahhhhhhhh
Me, mouth completely filled with Corn: uuuuurrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh
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Mr. Creamed Corn
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Mr. Creamed Corn
@CreamedMr
There is a meaning to this madness. There are fleeting shapes that emerge from the ever-shifting sands of existence, holding shape for a moment. They are Corn.
Katılım Mart 2020
75 Takip Edilen14 Takipçiler
@AlexMakesSense @TheCinesthetic see? this is the behavior of a child
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@CreamedMr @TheCinesthetic And all the last Jedi lovers are probably trans. That’s the only way you could tolerate rose as a character
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Luke Skywalker’s stand on Crait in The Last Jedi (2017) had the whole theater locked.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Name the most powerful scene in a movie.
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Oh, that one random Seahawks game that we still think about until today.
Seahawks v. Steelers in November of 2012.
Seahawks win 39-30.
Russell Wilson: 21/30 | 345 YDs | 5 TDs | 0 INT
Doug Baldwin: 6 REC | 145 YDs | 3 TDs
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This is my issue with conservatives explained in a single video: They are COMPLETELY unable to practice any kind of empathy (neither cognitive nor emotional) with any out-group. Until they have first-hand experience with an issue, they cannot fathom that it even exists
The Fifth Column 🖐@wethefifth
Adopting a child from Ethiopia changed David French's perspective on the state of racism in America. From our new episode with @davidafrench.
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@AlexMakesSense @TheCinesthetic Last Jedi haters are all children and this exemplifies it. Y'all only want Star wars to be fights and aura farming, anything of actual depth goes way over your head if it isn't accompanied by an explosion or fun laser sounds
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@TheCinesthetic This was lame. Luke doesn’t even get a proper duel to close out his story. They might as well have played a massive fart sound when Luke evaporate dies in the end for no reason
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@thecitybreathes @Samiamsammm0 You're the only one who mentioned longevity, bud. Crack open a picture book for something more your speed
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Bron is too poor of a ball handler and shooter to ever be the greatest offensive player either. He’s always been an opportunistic scorer who thrives in transition. Yeah he gets assists but his usage is crazy high. The scheme used against him in ‘11 tanks all that talk
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@TrashTalk_fr It's still the Celtics, they're gonna get hot from 3 again and go on a run. Whether that continues against OKC/SAS is the real question
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Je sais pas vous mais perso je n'ai absolument AUCUNE IDEE de qui va remporter la Conférence Est cette année :
- Pistons - Magic y'a 3-3
- Les Cavs c'est pas sérieux
- Les Celtics se font remonter par Philly
- Les Knicks sont les Knicks
J'ai pas vérifié les brackets mais ça doit être un CAR-NAGE 😭😭
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Narrativas pro Lakers x OKC
Varrida: OKC muito bom pro Lebron ganhar sozinho
4x1: Lebron ganhou um jogo sozinho do melhor time do mundo
4x2 ou 4x3: Lebron melhor da história
Lakers passa: Lebron James é o homem mais perfeito da história
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@hederahodlr @NBAStatGuy_ Team stats are not actually the same thing as individual stats, hope this helps
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Kobe went through some great teams for sure. He also gets credited for beating the 62 win Sonics team in 98 when he scored 11 points in the whole series.
The team stuff blending with the individual stuff is always sketchy
LAbound@LAbound2
Kobe Bryant defeated TWENTY SIX 50 win teams in the playoffs TWENTY.SIX. That man faced ELITE competition and went through the gauntlet Not all roads to the Title are created equal……
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@MegaTJP @NBAStatGuy_ Ok but it IS logically consistent. The expectations for what a 41 year old player carrying a team can do is low - you're not supposed to be able to do the kind of stuff he's doing. So it's not notable when things go as expected, but it's significant when huge odds are overcome.
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@NBAStatGuy_ Counterpoint: you can’t pick and choose when stats are superficial and don’t matter and when they do matter. Point totals, metrics, none of that matters.
That’s like saying if Bron loses now it doesn’t count cuz he’s 41. Ok then a 5th ring can’t count either👍
Consistency.
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@Kingsle24602644 allen or eve imo. Nolan is too intertwined with the main narrative, we know what his history and arc is already. Conquest is a straight up villain and very uncomplicated, neither of which makes a compelling protagonist. Eve/Allen both have so much to explore as characters still
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Which of these Invincible characters deserve a spin-off series?
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@Addy13668241 @perplexexpress well one of those readings makes sense and the other is gibberish so that could probably tell you which one is intended. at least it would if you could read
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@perplexexpress use punctuations bruh
that person who voted, no needs to be sentenced to the death penalty right now
that person who voted no, needs to be sentenced to the death penalty right now
see the difference?
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I think that basketball is better than its ever been, but there's probably something to be said for the fact that it is increasingly complex in a way that is harder for the casual fan to process, whereas the simpler game from the 1990s and before was more legible and dramatic.
Ballislife.com@Ballislife
29 YEARS AGO TODAY 🐐 Michael Jordan scored 20 of the Bulls last 23 points in a Game 2 win vs the Bullets 55 PTS | 22/35 FG | 10/10 FT | 1/2 3PT
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Another reason why the W and its media need to stop acting like only one star exist. Market all these women equally, people want to see so many of them!
Deyscha "Sway" Smith@deyschasmith
The line for Brittney Griner’s autograph literally wraps around from one side of the arena to the other!
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@hovah76 this is such a dogshit attitude to have. the same reasons that its a dogshit attitude to bring down AR to prop up CC. we dont have to trash other players to boost the ones we like, its obvious to everyone with eyes that Angel/Paige/Aja/etc are phenomenal, get better
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@TheDeadReporter @LocasaleLab buddy you use the term "bronsexuals", youre the reason the game sucks to watch now
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@LocasaleLab The league’s biggest problem is its apologists. The Bronsexuals. The 20-somethings who have no idea how much better and more fun the game was to watch from the late 80s through late 2000s. It wasn’t just Jordan. It was the game itself.
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The NBA has declined more than any major sport in recent years. Analytics have effectively solved the game, driving a playing style that’s repetitive, less interesting to watch, and contributes to player injuries. By the end of the season, it’s a Hunger Games outcome (survival over winning) where the team with the uninjured players wins.
Gambling influence and intentional team tanking have made the integrity of the sport increasingly questionable. These issues have been obvious for years, and management has done little to address them.
Instead Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, is rewarded with a board chair position at Duke - which underscores the lack of merit and competence behind a declining institution.
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has sustained a bone bruise and hyperextension in his left knee and is expected to miss multiple weeks, sources tell ESPN. Results showed Edwards avoided any ligament damage, but he will now miss time.
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@GoldenStateHoop @DamienPetersNBA genuinely who else would be playoff mvp if it ended right now?
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@DamienPetersNBA I was expecting something like this
Lebron fans are funny!
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Hypothetical Playoff MVP Ladder:
1. LeBron James
2. CJ McCollum
3. Cade Cunningham
4. Donovan Mitchell
5. Jaylen Brown
6. Jayson Tatum
7. James Harden
8. Rudy Gobert
9. Tyrese Maxey
10. Scottie Barnes
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@grasssnake99 @markingramII ah yes, the opinion of fucking losers
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@markingramII I’m a Saints fan and it doesn’t bother me in the least because I remember you sitting during the National Anthem as a Saint. So disrespectful of veterans who gave their lives for our country.
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I’m not going more hard for nobody. The ravens asked me to announce their picks in Pittsburgh. What else I’m supposed to do except hold it down properly?? I wasn’t asked to do the saints picks which is fine and not a big deal. I just happened to play for a couple great organizations and one asked me to announce their picks in the arch rival city. Simple, not much to dissect here dude.
Jon-Anthony@El_Mayimbe7
You played for the Ravens for like 2 years gang, why you going more hard for them then us (Saints) ? @markingramII
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