double g

Perfect he’s making progress in the gym, now wake him up with a sore throat

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

He got a girlfriend. Make the ex he jacks off to reach out.

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

Teddy Roosevelt, what to do when you're feeling weak

Another one of my fav X posts.

@DrClownPhD @BR0XRP

Your steak is ready, monsieur.

The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

Wife told me I could pick out one thing to hang in the bedroom.

Americans married by age 30 1975 > Women 91.0% > Men 81.0% 1985 > Women 77.5% > Men 67.7% 1995 > Women 64.0% > Men 54.4% 2005 > Women 50.5% > Men 41.1% 2015 > Women 37.0% > Men 27.8% 2025 > Women 25.6% > Men 16.5% The stats are depressing and has no end in sight

Cursed images:

You hear them keys?? He definitely lost his bitch. 💔

anything but a job