The Costanzaverse

@zerohedge How did ZH miss this story?? MSBIntel even used your own logo...to taunt you?? msbintel.com/articles/south…

KORU drops below 400

@FerBoCarbo @KhusbooT14835 Pretty much everything on X these days, huh.

@CryptoMetaphor @KhusbooT14835 I'm so sick of these AI posts

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT. He knows his time is running out. So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour. He died 5 months later. This is that lecture. The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇 Bookmark it for later

@wofaase_ Coolest AI Sprite cans ever Except they don't say Sprite...oh,whoopsie!

Watch who you kiss in Miami. 😭😂😂

@freebirdyyz @Rossst_03 My favorite AI professor from the 1970s with the phased-matter waistline. That's how good his math was 👍

@Rossst_03 Free MIT lecture drops the real quant edge… so you can lose more efficiently on Polymarket😹

Alan Oppenheim, MIT professor: "Every trader alive uses a moving average. Almost none of them know it's a filter, and funds pay quants $600K for the version they were never taught." a moving average is a filter. it smooths a jumpy price to reveal the slower signal hiding underneath. that is all it is, and it is the bluntest one there is. the same math gives you filters that lag less and cut more noise, and that gap is a real edge. this is the second half of what Simons was doing. first you accept the market is a signal buried in noise. then you build the filter that reads it, and the moving average on your chart is the crudest possible version. Oppenheim builds the real ones at the board in this lecture. here is the catch. a filter only helps if there is a real signal under the noise. smooth pure randomness and you will see a beautiful trend that means nothing. the filter is free. knowing there is a real signal worth filtering is the edge.

@bl0ckjames @wowcher @gbnews Who among us doesn't think they fired the human, then substituted AI to run their marketing?

saw this on linkedin and cannot quite believe this has been approved. a little boy was seriously injured by a crocodile at cambridgeshire zoo — one man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder. and @wowcher think this is a brilliant opportunity for reactive marketing. tone deaf, clueless, moronic, irresponsible, sick: call it what you want, but this is unforgivable for a brand to be reacting to something like this. i’m absolutely lost for words that not only someone can think this is something worth jumping on — but that this will have gone through multiple layers of approval before going live. to the marketing team at wowcher who thought this was worth jumping on: take a good, hard look at yourselves. and to all marketers: not every trending moment should be jumped on.

@530Meliss So much for your Christianity, using it as a blunt stick of judgment upon others. Jesus washed the feet of whores. What do you do to emulate him? Hard to see in the haze of your blue dress/pink dress hate and anger. Just another sinner like the rest.

@CryptoMetaphor God bless you. My son tells his son, “Eat eggs, add to your testosterone.” Do you ask your kid if they want the pink dress or the blue dress?

Sick

@TheSCIF @EFFE4USA @Aringg0 The other problem is that "Return to Sender" ballots are NOT TRACKED. Now you know why shotgun ballot loads in trucks show up from all sorts of random precincts.

@EFFE4USA @Aringg0 🎯 And exactly why they don't want to give up or purge the voter rolls.

In the 2020 election, the Walter P. Reuther Psychiatric Hospital in Wayne County, Michigan, a facility for adults with severe mental illnesses, produced the #1 and the largest single cluster of votes in the entire county tied to ONE specific address. ALL voting for Biden. Ballots are alleged to be fraudulent or filled out and submitted by staff, family, NGOs, ballot mules, or others without proper consent or understanding. The size of this cluster from a locked psychiatric facility is presented as highly suspicious and evidence of broader election irregularities. Wayne County, Michigan was also found to have MASSIVE Inconsistent address formatting and missing numbers that allowed duplicate voter registrations and multiple ballots for the same person. Duplicate voter IDs were appearing in the data, with some ballots counted multiple times. Late ballots were also accepted after the legal cutoff, and a massive amount of deceased individuals remained on voter rolls, contributing to the fraud. The top 5 largest voter clusters in Michigan during the 2020 election were: 1. Walter P. Reuther Psychiatric Hospital. 2. Apartment blocks, NO apartment #'s in addresses. 3. A convent. 4. Care facilities (Four Seasons.) 5. A homeless drop-in center. All of the alleged fraudulent votes found in these locations were ALL for Joe Biden. The 2020 election was stolen. When 2 Republicans rescinded their vote certifications for the Michigan 2020 election, Democrats harassed and threatened the safety of them and their families, even releasing where their children went to school.

@Cally12750 @EricLDaugh Your bot post is now preserved. It won't age well.

@EricLDaugh The only one who will be exposed is Spencer . Karen advancing she locked in her spot 💙 republican MAGA influencers flooding X power is limited that’s what I saw yesterday.

🚨 LMFAO! Spencer Pratt is going full insurgent mode saying he’ll debate Karen Bass EVERY SINGLE WEEK after advancing to the runoff 🔥 Keep exposing her, she’s vulnerable! “We can do debates every Friday if she would like. Because this actually became my most favorite thing to do.” “So yes, as many debates as Mayor Bass would like…She knows it’s on. I hope she’s ready.” 👏🏻

@cronoskapital @zerohedge if only there was a box into which you could type questions and get authoritative answers. if only.. >Contact a Barclays representative. Access to Barclays research reports depends on client type. Clients have Barclays Live, a comprehensive client portal available via the web.

@zerohedge How can we get Barclays equity research reports

As a reminder, META is already neck deep in off-balance sheet debt. Here is a schematic of its $27.3 billion SPV with Blue Owl "Project Beignet" for the Hyperion data center. None of this touches META's balance sheet. Expect hundreds of billions of these in 2026

@MattChorley Sack him. Unacceptable for him to be a "purveyor of facts"

I owe Nigel Farage an apology. During last night’s Newsnight we covered the murder of Henry Nowak and the political reaction to the case, including discussing Nigel Farage’s comments about “pure, cold rage”. However I referred to “white cold rage”. This was a mistake on my part, a misremembering of the quote. It didn’t change the content of the interview but I should have got the quote right. I apologise to Nigel Farage for this.

@TalinRa1 @TheMashreq @FoxNews Agreed -- and just to add to that...you saw with your own eyes what the summary judgment Sharia law did to the millions of protestors that they fed to the meat grinder But you're obviously okay with *that*? Another Iran bot that can't think for yourself.

@TheMashreq @FoxNews ya cunt muscle....why would they give safe haven to invading army? only dumbfuck white liberals do that

"We’ve actually left their military alone — people would be surprised to hear that." President Trump says Iran's military hasn't been hit as aggressively because it's "somewhat moderate" compared to other elements of the regime. He argues that wiping out "everybody" could cause a country to be unable to rebuild for generations.

@JDoghouse43 @IhoPwaitress74 @FoxNews I had to go read a news article to get the story on this: Thanks for leaving out the part about the school being a former/critical IRGC+Navy base and that you don't view that as a total dick move on Iran's part (and yours)that nothing would happen to that building?? Iran bot!

@IhoPwaitress74 @FoxNews Fox as usual was not after independent news when having a family member interview Trump. By the way, just what is taking so long for the world to find out who and the why 170 Iranian school children got killed!?! Trump as usual lied and made up false information throughout.

@raymond1082 @DOWResponse @SecWar If only the Democrats hadn't fucked over other Democrats to appoint their unelected queen, none of this would've happened Oh well, maybe they'll figure it out for the next election 👍

@DOWResponse @SecWar He is so witty. I wonder if it's the booze, or just his maniacal warmongering.

.@SECWAR “We were in a cabinet meeting just a couple of days ago, and the president said—hey, it will be a great deal—and if Iran doesn’t want to make a great deal that ensures they don’t get a nuclear weapon—they can deal with the guy on my left. That was the only time I’ve ever been accused of being on the left.”

@Ilhan We think you should move to Iran and tell the Mullahs that you are Allah's choice to lead the country. But the Mullahs (those that are left) will probably have other plans for you. Either way, it will be spectacular.

Last week, House Republicans pulled down the vote needed to stop Trump's war with Iran because they knew it was going to pass and upset Trump. Congress has failed to assert its authority for 12 straight weeks. End the war now.

@camjcollins40 @JaredSleeper @zerohedge Satya Nutella says so moneywise.com/news/top-stori…

@JaredSleeper @zerohedge And this would be somehow bearish ai?

If true (and things in the press should be taken with grains of salt), this one customer was reported as $6b of ARR for OAI/Anthropic ($500m*12) the month this happened. For reference, that is larger than (checks notes) yup, Snowflake's run-rate revenue as of Q1. 😳

@RogerSunderlin @FBIDirectorKash @drk_2_lite @TheJusticeDept Again, with the crazy eyes

@FBIDirectorKash @drk_2_lite @TheJusticeDept Still in congress Still free Still has millions of hard earned TAXPAYERS money stolen from our children and grandchildren

🚨🚨 Today - 15 individuals have been indicted for over $90 million in an alleged massive healthcare fraud scheme in Minnesota, after a sweeping FBI investigation with @TheJusticeDept and our Interagency Partners. These charges involve the two LARGEST Medicaid fraud cases ever charged in this district and first-of-their kind charges involving 7 additional Medicaid programs. As alleged, the defendants defrauded Minnesota public healthcare resources for tens of millions, targeting programs such as Housing Stabilization Services, Child Care, Medicaid programs, Individualized Home Supports (IHS), and more. In one case, defendants even developed a scheme worth over $40 million to target the Early Intensive Developmental and Behavioral Intervention (EIDBI) – an autism healthcare program - paying kickbacks to parents who fraudulently used autism centers to diagnose children with autism regardless of medical necessity, and billing for services not actually provided. This not only defrauded taxpayers, but robbed valuable resources from families truly in need. President Trump gave this law enforcement team a mandate to investigate and systematically dismantle this exact kind of public fraud in America – which grossly abuses and mismanages money from hardworking American taxpayers - and that’s exactly what we’re doing. Today’s indictment in a massive moment in this effort. More to come. @DAGToddBlanche @VP @FBIDDRaia @SecKennedy @DrOzCMS

@AFMO79 @cnobis68 @DiedSuddenly_ Myocarditis is a documented effect of the *vaccine*, and a more relevant catalyst than blaming COVID. Let's ask the CDC! cdc.gov/vaccines/covid… Or Stanford! med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/…

@cnobis68 @DiedSuddenly_ Myocarditis was known as a side effect of actually getting Covid, long before a shot even existed. Try again.

“If you look at the studies on the Pfizer vaccine… the people who got it had a 23% higher all-cause death rate.” Maher: “But that could be the disease itself.” RFK Jr.: “Then the vaccine doesn’t work, does it?”

@JohnBurhan28432 @SullyDrummer @EvaVlaar @D_Tarczynski @RealDonKeith @AdaLluch @JoeyMannarino @Fr_Gargallo @Keir_Starmer If you Starmer-programmed Sturmabteilung weren't all for sending people who don't agree with your Twitterpod to concentration camps, a revolution wouldn't be necessary.

@SullyDrummer @EvaVlaar @D_Tarczynski @RealDonKeith @AdaLluch @JoeyMannarino @Fr_Gargallo @Keir_Starmer You suspect? Where is the evidence she incites violence unless you adopt the creepy fascist notion that words are violence. QED

Enough is enough. Today, @D_Tarczynski, @RealDonKeith, @AdaLluch, @JoeyMannarino and I have formally instructed our lawyer, @Fr_Gargallo, to issue a Letter of Claim to @Keir_Starmer. The letter demands that he immediately retract his defamatory statements in which he labelled us “far-right agitators” who wish to incite violence. Should he fail to comply, we reserve all our legal rights to pursue further action against him.