Thee FU

@RealJamesWoods @txjogger23

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

Top advertisers on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. We know what to do. @Allstate @McDonalds @Starbucks @Apple @ATT @Instacart @KITKAT @Venmo @jcpenney

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

Want some truth? Cole Allen isn’t a radical. He’s a mainstream Democrat in 2026. That’s how far Left the Democrat Party has shifted.

@BearsNationCHI Putting in his resignation letter

What do you think Dennis Allen is doing right now

Who wants a draft hat? 👀 Repost for the chance to win!

@belovedeagle @csimons3 Pathetic

@csimons3 Kid and manager were correct. After the annoying boomer fee, you should consider yourself lucky to get back anything.

I got a Jimmy John's sandwich for dinner. It cost $9.08 I gave the kid $10 and a dime, so I wouldn't get back a bunch of change. But he gave me a bunch of change 🤦‍♀️ When I told him I should get back $1 and he can keep the 2 cents, he was so confused and asked the manager. Who told the kid he was right and I was wrong with a pretty condescending attitude 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I actually thought maybe I was losing my mind for a moment. But nope! $10.10 - 9.08 is definitely 1.02 not .94 I just left it. An argument is not worth a few cents but holy goodness we have way too many idiots in charge 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@Dornoj_ @csimons3 🙄

@csimons3 Carrying change and using it to pay for something makes you a way bigger idiot. You have the $10 bill you don’t need the dime. People should be embarrassed and ashamed to use change to buy something.

@NXTisLove @csimons3 Oh f off 🙄

@csimons3 Imagine being so old you think everyone else knows what you know. Arrogance doesn't cover this level of disdain for anyone who can't do the things you do or know. Make sure you understand you're just a bit of a cunt.

@webcav1 @SeanParnellASW @DeptofWar Smh 🙄

@SeanParnellASW @DeptofWar When you try to defend a false prayer, you know it’s bad. And where is the downed pilot? Why haven’t we seen him/ her at the White House?

Secretary Hegseth on Wednesday shared a custom prayer, referenced as the CSAR prayer, used by the brave warfighters of Sandy-1 who led the daylight rescue mission of Dude 44 Alpha out of Iran, which was obviously inspired by dialogue in Pulp Fiction. However, both the CSAR prayer and the dialogue in Pulp Fiction were reflections of the verse Ezekiel 25:17, as Secretary Hegseth clearly said in his remarks at the prayer service. Anyone saying the Secretary misquoted Ezekiel 25:17 is peddling fake news and ignorant of reality.

Good evening from the Coconut Tree @KamalaHarris Ma’am, (can we call you Ma'am?) we’ll keep this factual and review your actual record, not your reboot. As a U.S. Senator (2017-2021), you were an original cosponsor of the Green New Deal resolution (S.Res. 59). It directed the US to “divest from fossil fuels,” phase out oil, gas, and coal production and remake the entire economy around subsidized green mandates. Your 2020 campaign was shorter than a Garden Gnome but managed to work in these gems: You told the CNN town hall: “There’s no question I’m in favor of banning fracking.” On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show: “We will end fracking once and for all” while committing to the Green New Deal. Your $10 trillion climate plan called for no new fossil fuel leases on federal lands, phasing out all oil & gas (even if renewables weren’t ready), a carbon fee, and doubling U.S. payments to the UN Green Climate Fund. Before that, as California Attorney General (2011-2017), you built a reputation suing our industry. The lawfare you pursued laid the foundation for the collapse of the California refining industry we are witnessing right now You even sued the Obama-Biden administration to block new offshore permits off California’s coast. Remember 2022? As VP, national gas prices hit $5+/gallon (over $6 in parts of CA). You told Americans those record prices were “a price to pay for democracy” for Ukraine. But apparently the freedom of millions of Irainian citizens are not worth $3.97 a gallon now? That seems - I don't know - selective? Bottom line. California still pays the nation’s highest gas prices — thanks to the taxes, mandates, and anti-production policies you championed for years. Flying cross country (made possible by jet fuel) to North Carolina to make a video isn't going to change that. And those are the facts - unburdened by what has been.

@US_OGA @KamalaHarris How quick they forget

@GodEmperorGavin @libsoftiktok 🙄

@libsoftiktok Brianna is a PATRIOT. Libs of TikTok is pro Epstein. The difference can’t get any clearer.

Brianna Turner, a WNBA player and far-left activist, published an op-ed OPPOSING the Olympic ban on men invading women's sports while also DENYING the reality of biological sex. "This new mandate... rejects the science that says physical appearance, chromosomes, or individual traits do not determine athletic performance or success... Transgender women are women."

@ericswalwell @CaptOkland Now resign from Congress

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@HumansNoContext Fake

Definition of being at the right place and the right time

Retarded man pretending to be a woman tells Trump to stop pretending to be a cowboy. You can't make this shit up

@sirDukeDevin Gladly

Trump just posted: "A whole civilization will die tonight..." All of you assholes who couldn't bring yourself to vote for Kamala Harris own all of this.

Florida medical examiner says he can’t wait for Trump to die They’re always in the medical field. Completely unacceptable behavior.

@Rriittzziiee @Rightanglenews The eyes

@Rightanglenews The ACTUAL "Lexie." She shops all her pics and vids...

Lexie Lawler, the former labor nurse who had her license revoked after posting a video in which she hoped Karoline Leavitt would die during delivery, is now claiming she will fight the state of Florida and get her license back, using the $30,000 she raised on GoFundMe. It would be a shame if GoFundMe found out she was breaking their policy on raising funds off violent threats.